Oh I can't wait to record this song. It's so sweet. It's called "Sex, Sex, Sex"

Deliciously humorous, but somewhat clean. It's about all of the gross things one would encounter during sex, but as guys, we still keep striving for more.

sounds......interesting

Hm,



I think I might have carpal tunnel...



Every so often, I lose a fair amount of feeling down my right arm...

It doesn't really go numb... it just feels very...odd...


Er...help?

Here is the first half of the lyrics to my song:

[SIZE=2]First number one
We were having some fun
Until I somehow managed
To get her top undone.
It was kinda scary and
Much to my surprise
She had not one, not two,
But three of different size

So I said "be gone"
And number two came along
Although I couldn't place it
I knew that something was wrong
She had thick hairy arms
And a mustache and beard
Too much like a guy
**** that'd have been weird

Then she went too
Cause gave her da boot
In came number three
That I wanted to shoot
She had hooved feet
And horns on her head
Looked like roadkill
Or a dear that was dead

Ahh! No more!
As I pushed her out the door
Took some time to breathe
Before bringing in number four
Thought, "Why do I torture me?"
The phone began ring
At that exact moment
I began to sing, "I need

Sex, Sex, Sex
Sex, Sex, Sex
Gotta have
Sex, Sex, Sex,

Need some more
Sex, Sex, Sex
Sex, Sex, Sex
Still gotta have
Sex, Sex, Sex
[/SIZE]

[QUOTE=FunkMetalBass]Here is the first half of the lyrics to my song:

[SIZE=2]First number one
We were having some fun
Until I somehow managed
To get her top undone.
It was kinda scary and
Much to my surprise
She had not one, not two,
But three of different size

So I said "be gone"
And number two came along
Although I couldn't place it
I knew that something was wrong
She had thick hairy arms
And a mustache and beard
Too much like a guy
**** that'd have been weird

Then she went too
Cause gave her da boot
In came number three
That I wanted to shoot
She had hooved feet
And horns on her head
Looked like roadkill
Or a dear that was dead

Ahh! No more!
As I pushed her out the door
Took some time to breathe
Before bringing in number four
Thought, "Why do I torture me?"
The phone began ring
At that exact moment
I began to sing, "I need

Sex, Sex, Sex
Sex, Sex, Sex
Gotta have
Sex, Sex, Sex,

Need some more
Sex, Sex, Sex
Sex, Sex, Sex
Still gotta have
Sex, Sex, Sex
[/SIZE][/QUOTE]
I see no possible way for this song not to be a hit.




Unless you try to turn it into prog-metal.

[quote=Mr_Soup]I see no possible way for this song not to be a hit.




Unless you try to turn it into prog-metal.[/quote]

I could print out the lyrics and hit you with the piece of paper. :amaze:

But seriously. It's not supposed to be a hit single. It's just supposed to be a fun song.

It's kind of rapped over some primus-like music.

[QUOTE=FunkMetalBass]I could print out the lyrics and hit you with the piece of paper. :amaze:

But seriously. It's not supposed to be a hit single. It's just supposed to be a fun song.

It's kind of rapped over some primus-like music.[/QUOTE]
Heh, I know what you mean...


My band has one of those... it's called "The Lesbian Cowboy (Rides By Night)"

[quote=Mr_Soup]Heh, I know what you mean...


My band has one of those... it's called "The Lesbian Cowboy (Rides By Night)"[/quote]
They are just the funny songs that you have fun with and make people go, "what?!"

[QUOTE=FunkMetalBass]They are just the funny songs that you have fun with and make people go, "what?!"[/QUOTE]
Oh, I also forgot "Wet Dog Smell"






...the chorus is "Someone pissed on my dog!"

that song is amazing

I have to hear that song.

im listening to some good old from first to last ... great drummer

I'm listening to Creed. I've been going through this weird Creed phase lately.

[QUOTE=FunkMetalBass]I'm listening to Creed. I've been going through this weird Creed phase lately.[/QUOTE]
Sorry.

[quote=Mr_Soup]Sorry.[/quote]

You do know I was referring to the band and not my religious beliefs, right?

[QUOTE=FunkMetalBass]You do know I was referring to the band and not my religious beliefs, right?[/QUOTE]

creed is poopy


cept mark tremonti


he rules

i saw that neato

Scott Strapp has intense lyric writing abilities. Better than 90% of the bands I've ever heard because his lyrics are poetry. You have to really listen to the song to find out what he's saying underneath it all. He also has a very powerful singing voice.

Tremonti is just an awesome guitarist. Hands down.

Gotta stick up for talent, man.

hey fmb i used to live in scottsdale arizona :)

:wave:

Awww sweet! I'm starting to love the new version of Vbulletin!! :D


1. It has the location of people
2. It has some more cool options on the Quick Reply box that you'd normally have to go onto Post Reply to use
3. it has a "Go To Page No." on threads! (its the little V arrow to the right of the 94 for this page)


Im sure I'll find some other cool little things too :)

Didnt you hate it last night?

Or is it just getting used to it?

My birthday. Rahr.

Festivities.

I'm 17.

No, I don't want to drive, so don't even bother asking (though if there's anything to tempt you to ask, it was that last sentence, because I know you're all wind up merchants here).

What else?

Oh yeah, I don't mind a lot of Creed. They are possibly my one exception among Christian bands. I hate most of them.

I have no 'Go To Page Number' arrow :(

:smash:

[QUOTE=jamie_dunce]Awww sweet! I'm starting to love the new version of Vbulletin!! :D


1. It has the location of people
2. It has some more cool options on the Quick Reply box that you'd normally have to go onto Post Reply to use
3. it has a "Go To Page No." on threads! (its the little V arrow to the right of the 94 for this page)


Im sure I'll find some other cool little things too :)[/QUOTE]
Hmm yeah :D I agree!

Only the looks are a bit odd though.. :p

[QUOTE=kilian]Hmm yeah :D I agree!

Only the looks are a bit odd though.. :p[/QUOTE]
This new format sucks. it made me Quote Kilian to speak

Jamie - I know I made your signature that long, but now that they're visible... shorten it! :)

i hate v bulliten!

Bah. Not a fan of this new layout.

I'm not a fan of this new tweak, to be fair. I liked the avatars on the side and signatures off.

i say old layout!

[QUOTE=Wintermute]I'm not a fan of this new tweak, to be fair. I liked the avatars on the side and signatures off.[/QUOTE]
123, is there any way we can get get it back?
EDIT: now they make you wait 30 seconds between posts!

They changed it AGAIN!? Now it sucks. Go back the version we had only a few hours ago!

it keeps telling me that rollo posted, but FMB just posted

Same version, he's just experimenting with various new options, I think. Guaging how well they work.

new layout=crap

Nah, this sucks. I can't turn off the email notifications, and it won't let me do a quick reply.

[quote=Wintermute]I'm not a fan of this new tweak, to be fair. I liked the avatars on the side and signatures off.[/quote]

1.2.3.

The signatures always annoyed the crap out of me because some people (even myself), make them so large that they were more annoying than long @$$ user titles.

Who is it that's experimenting? MX or DBJ?

I've had to delete my signature now that they actually display outside profiles! :lol:

This Sucks!!!!! Old Layout!