only if you trade her drugs for sex...being a drug hoe has gotta be the best job ever....

w00t!...

post 22666 in the stronghold...satanic rituals times 22!

[QUOTE=Pespi]Poontang is an art.
There are no set rules in loving it. Guides don't work.[/QUOTE]

what about the karma sutra of oral seex in American Pie :upset: .. tongue twister or something.

meh, forget this post, this thread moves way to fast haha.

I don't want to have sex with her.
I just want her to pass out in my arms.

I want the pop-up karma sutra :(

[quote=RushHourSoul]what about the karma sutra of oral seex in American Pie :upset: .. tongue twister or something.

meh, forget this post, this thread moves way to fast haha.[/quote]

haha...crappiest book ever...get with the times...its all internet videos now!

Alot of talk of sex today.
I don't think pleasing a girl would be to hard,just find the clit.
*gives away achient secret*

i know of a make-your-own guide phil

[URL="http://www.thehun.com"]click here[/URL]

[quote=RyanTheDrummer]Alot of talk of sex today.
I don't think pleasing a girl would be to hard,just find the clit.
*gives away achient secret*[/quote]

hardest part is finding the g-spot...just try it...i dare you...

[QUOTE=RyanTheDrummer]Alot of talk of sex today.
I don't think pleasing a girl would be to hard,just find the clit.
*gives away achient secret*[/QUOTE]
:p
Yeah, right.
Finding the clit isn't the hard part, finding the right time to touch it full on is.
If you touch it too early, it really hurts.

[quote=Corkofski]i know of a make-your-own guide phil

[URL="http://www.thehun.com"]click here[/URL][/quote]

Definitely an illegal post...

*sniff sniff*

Smells like ban in here...hmm...

I made a girl cum twice without moving. Although to be fair i was tied up at the time.

And cork, im not that creative

[QUOTE=enemytopublic2]hardest part is finding the g-spot...just try it...i dare you...[/QUOTE]
I spent two months finding mine.
But I did it.
And I promptly gave a shout of joy when I finally learned to ejacu---Nevermind.

buahaha!!!...

yay for pespi's 3,960th post...all multiples of 3!...w00t w00t...geez...i need to go back to school...

pepsi... where would we be without your advice?

edit: 616th post - which is according to the bible the original 666!

Well well.Pespi taught me something tonight.

Ah man,me and my rhythm guitarist jammed today.It was pretty cool,we played straight for about 40 minutes or so.I was pretty whipped afterwards.
And now I have some mac&cheese on the stove :cool:

I'm almost there.
I've been posting a ton in the last few days.

[URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/8131/dsc020851cm.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

I drink OJ too.

[QUOTE=Corkofski]pepsi... where would we be without your advice?[/QUOTE]
In a higher state of innocence, maybe?

Oj - also know as a Virgin Screwdriver

Woot for no pulp!

[quote=Corkofski]pepsi... where would we be without your advice?[/quote]


i dunno...maybe we would be spelling peoples names correctly....:smash:

:lol:

pwned

[quote=Brokensticks]I'm Scott.


























bad joke :([/quote]
i don't get it...

Oh sure...edit it why don't you?!

Scotty doesn't know!

I hate that movie.
Michelle Tratchenberg was a little hot in that, though.

don't mean to change the topic but check out this kid:lol:
[IMG]http://spookm3.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/you_gonna_finish_that.jpg.w300h212.jpg[/IMG]

Pwnt by tripod.

I envy that child.

lucky that picture doesnt work...p0rn is illegal on here...but he must be hung HUGE if he's a tripod...

Ah man.
This macaroni is deliscious.

[quote=osiecki]Pwnt by tripod.[/quote]
DAMN YOU TRIPOD. DAMN YOU TO DEATH

it was a pretty funny picture.

It works for me.

[quote=Pespi]It works for me.[/quote]

i guess it's like...homosexuality...works for you...but not for anyone else on these boards...


/not meant as an insult...sorry if it seemed like it...

yeah it worked for me for until i refreshed the page.


edit: this was not a response to enemytopublic2

All I get is a "image owned by tripod" screen.

Still working after refreshment.
I guess god loves me more.
:)
Long live the gay-ites.

I need nicotine. And both girls i want have bfs. Goddammit.

[quote='[your name here]']edit: this was not a response to enemytopublic2[/quote]

buahaha!...suuure it wasnt...

[quote=enemytopublic2]buahaha!...suuure it wasnt...[/quote]

ah hah ha

yous callin mes a liar man? cause if you is yous gonna die!

I talked to this girl i've liked for awhile today.
Whenever I made her laugh she was rubbing her head on me....

:naughty:

Should I burn the CD now or wait until later?