You callin me ugly? Ya mam begs to differ :p

im gay... or so they say...
[IMG]http://members.lycos.co.uk/corkofski/jonnymanly.jpg[/IMG]

What brand? something-weed?

EDIT: It looks like Parisweed...

smokeweed?

[quote=faith+1]I wish all the good looking guys were gay. This way all the good looking striaght women would have to hook up with us ugly guys...[/quote]


that's the impossible dream my friend. it's impossible for all the good looking guys to be gay because they have access to all to hot girls. with access like that you'd have to be a dumbass to be gay.

can you kiss guys and not be gay?

Actually, faith, today women are becoming more and more open about their sexuality.
They won't date you fat, ugly, lazy sods, they'll go gay.
Deep down every girl craves a good deep licking, and only another girl can do that.You've gotta have one to know how to treat one.

[quote=British Boy]I don't want to distribute her picture without her consent. It's a bit disrespectful.[/quote]

Yeah thats a crock...What about all those other girls you posted?

You just know she's gonna sign up so your not gonna post it cuz she'll see it and rip your balls off:naughty:...but im not concerned...i've seen her...and she's a fox...

so... that explaind why all my exes turned lesbo?

i wasnt giving them enough

(truth= 2 of my exes now eat rug)

So...if I had a va[SIZE=2]g[/SIZE]ina implant...Would I be able to give my girl a better time?

[quote=Pespi]Actually, faith, today women are becoming more and more open about their sexuality.
They won't date you fat, ugly, lazy sods, they'll go gay.
Deep down every girl craves a good deep licking, and only another girl can do that.You've gotta have one to know how to treat one.[/quote]

Actually no...i d/led a video on limewire and i thought it was something else but it was really a lesson on eating out...and the model was pretty hot...and pink...and wet...and...uhh...nevermind...


:smash:

[quote=enemytopublic2]Yeah thats a crock...What about all those other girls you posted?

You just know she's gonna sign up so your not gonna post it cuz she'll see it and rip your balls off:naughty:...but im not concerned...i've seen her...and she's a fox...[/quote]

Shush man!!!

No, you'd just be a freak with a fake va[I]g[/I]ina.

[quote=British Boy]What brand? something-weed?

EDIT: It looks like Parisweed...[/quote]

it's actually burswood

here's another pic.

[IMG]http://www.kbtoys.com/g/toys/big/413033.jpg[/IMG]

[quote=Corkofski]so... that explaind why all my exes turned lesbo?

i wasnt giving them enough

(truth= 2 of my exes now eat rug)[/quote]
no...thats only cuz your ugly...

well bb, if you have a spare vagina lying around, then i'll implant it...

for a small price of 8 cartons of OJ

[QUOTE=enemytopublic2]Actually no...i d/led a video on limewire and i thought it was something else but it was really a lesson on eating out...and the model was pretty hot...and pink...and wet...and...uhh...nevermind...


:smash:[/QUOTE]
Porno involves a little thing called acting.
It may not be good, but it's acting.

[quote=enemytopublic2]Actually no...i d/led a video on limewire and i thought it was something else but it was really a lesson on eating out...and the model was pretty hot...and pink...and wet...and...uhh...nevermind...


:smash:[/quote]

How big was it? Send it? Plz?

[QUOTE=British Boy]So...if I had a va[SIZE=2]g[/SIZE]ina implant...Would I be able to give my girl a better time?[/QUOTE]

.. man + va[I]g[/I]ina = mangina

Holy crap.
That was waaayy too freaky.
We all posted at 4:54 and then again at 4:55.

[QUOTE=Corkofski]im gay... or so they say...
[IMG]http://members.lycos.co.uk/corkofski/jonnymanly.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]


BWAHAHAH!

[QUOTE=British Boy]How big was it? Send it? Plz?[/QUOTE]
Were my lessons not enough?

meh, ive had enough of drumming for today, cya all tomorrow

[quote=Pespi]animal photographso involves a little thing called acting.
It may not be good, but it's acting.[/quote]

haha...no it was a lesson!...and it was confirmed by watching many other vids and guys/girls doing that same thing...

[QUOTE=British Boy] How big was it? Send it? Plz?[/QUOTE]

Unfortunately i don't have it anymore...i can try and find it though...

[quote=Corkofski]im gay... or so they say...
[IMG]http://members.lycos.co.uk/corkofski/jonnymanly.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

good lord that aint human. my eyes, they burn.

[quote=Pespi]Were my lessons not enough?[/quote]

They helped, but visual would be nice.

cmon! i only cross dress on the second friday of every month!

well it can't be far off from you...it IS your mom...luckily she's much more attractive under her clothes...

[QUOTE='[your name here]']it's actually burswood

here's another pic.

[IMG]http://www.kbtoys.com/g/toys/big/413033.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]dude, it has three lugs. (or 4)

how hwat iz dat?!1za

I'm gonna go vomit...


Then drink some more OJ!

[quote=Corkofski]cmon! i only cross dress on the second friday of every month![/quote]

yeah....but on your calendar...everyday is friday and months are 2 days long...

[QUOTE=enemytopublic2]haha...no it was a lesson!...and it was confirmed by watching many other vids and guys/girls doing that same thing...



Unfortunately i don't have it anymore...i can try and find it though...[/QUOTE]
Poontang is an art.
There are no set rules in loving it. Guides don't work.

LOL
night

i have an interview to let me into college tomorrow!

well...then lets just say that that guide has proven to be quite the work of art...:naughty:

[quote=osiecki]dude, it has three lugs. (or 4)

how hwat iz dat?!1za[/quote]
each drum has four lugs. allows for more precise tuning.
it's state of the art technology. you wouldn't understand. :lol:

[quote=Corkofski]LOL
night

i have an interview to let me into college tomorrow![/quote]
*prays that it's the first friday of corko's month*

Hey everybody.
How's it goin? :wave:

oh NOW you come eh?!...

i was TOTALLY on a roll with the burns!...you definitely missed it...




meanie:upset:

Should I call up my ex and invite her over to share my weed?

Im bored.