yeah you really love dave and that massive dick dont you

My ideal tv channel would be something like:

Ultimate Survival
Futurama
(old) Simpsons
Mythbusters
Ray Mears' World Of Survival
Californication

Probably leaving some elite **** out.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Old Simpsons
Old Simpons
Old Simpons
Six Feet Under
Curb Your Enthuisasm
Porn
Porn
Porn
Porn

Simpsons and Futurama channel would rule

sup bros

just woke up

[QUOTE=Carl Sagan;17649123]yeah you really love dave and that massive dick dont you[/QUOTE]

Yeah but you wouldn't get it being not from Britain or Timjim.

I was very disappointed with the Futurama movies. It was like, one good joke every half an hour.

oh man they're playing the episode where bart and lisa have lice

"nelsen you look adorable"

nelson - "i feel like punching myself"

*turns on TV*

I must not have that channel, or is it playing commercials now?

it's on fox here i dunno it's only 2:30 there...

[QUOTE=Happy;17649118]Dave is pretty much my dream TV channel. Minus a couple of shows.[/QUOTE]

true dat

yeah man simpsons and futurama are so funny theres nothing that makes me laugh harder than horribly forced jokes

you wouldn't know anything about forcing jokes would you

I would just want HBO and NBC if it was a combination of all past and present NBC shows that were ever actually good. Maybe History Channel to try to look smart.

[B][I]fight! fight! fight![/I][/B]

oh you like the simpsons adb wow this only further improves how cool you are now i know why youre such a funny guy

fag

We are bros Anthony but like...you are the only one in here who doesn't like the simpsons tbh

wtf with that

because im the only person whos actually funny in a non internet scenario

Anthony hates fun

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17649232]because im the only person whos actually funny in a non internet scenario[/QUOTE]

Someone get this on a T-shirt.

fun is pretty much all that i do dude i dont know if youve seen any of my posts that arent making fun of/trying to piss adb off

oh my **** im so tired of seeing lil wayne lyrics on facebook status'

Okay... so my best friend's dad is a corrections officer.

And he's probably going to jail.

So he's pretty ****ed.

yup is anybody supposed to feel sorry for him though?

What's he probably going to jail for? Did he probably punch a dude?

Fentanyl, heroin, xanax, adderall, etc.
[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17649247]yup is anybody supposed to feel sorry for him though?[/QUOTE]

I just feel awful because he's my best friend idk.

Mappy you relate to the biggest scum bags ever

Maybe prison will straighten him up and he'll come out a changed man.

/cue [I]Oz[/I] theme music

[QUOTE=Txus;17649258]Mappy you relate to the biggest scum bags ever[/QUOTE]

Oh yeah man, drug users are such SCUMBAGS.

EMH, become a corrections officer

scum of the earth

[QUOTE=mappyxmassacre;17649261]Oh yeah man, drug users are such SCUMBAGS.[/QUOTE]

finally you get the memo

my veins are so sore

im not callin him a scumbag im just sayin im sure as hell not going to feel sorry for a correctional officer who gets himself busted

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17649263]EMH, become a corrections officer[/QUOTE]

Eh, you and I know I'd only bust the people who picked on me in high school.

If my dad was a corrections officer I'd probably be more careful about doing drugs.

jam their asses

If my dad was a corrections officer it wouldn't matter because I don't live near him LOL

[QUOTE=Carl Sagan;17649268]my veins are so sore[/QUOTE]

lool

prepare to be ****ed by the long dick of the law

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