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i've never looked a girl i ****ed in the eye at any point
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[I]adb doing research[/I]
[I]to find out when he'll get some[/I] |
I skipped so many of those steps tbh
I'm screwed :/ |
I only go hand to genitals.
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might not count for azn girls with insanely low self esteem
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'voice to voice'
aka conversation |
i love psychologists
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hand to head
aka idk |
gentle caressing of the face
obviously, noob learn 2 psychologize |
Gonna be working and hanging with friends back home all weekend.
Next weekend is gonna be legit though. |
so basically if youre blind or dont have hands you will never find true love
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[quote]Hand to Hand, Arm to Shoulder, Arm to Waist,[/quote]don't see what the order of these matters
also, the last 4 steps all happen within an hour of each other |
where is genital to leg or is dryhumping still a taboo
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or mouth to genitals? :confused:
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both of those should go in with optional in parentheses next to them
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i cant help but notice they also left out a[SIZE="2"]s[/SIZE]s to mouth
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uh does that apply to anime dolls
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i couldn't either
but the notion of it isn't something i particularly enjoy to begin with |
house to myself all weekend
got frozen pizzas and **** yeaahh |
dude bring over your girlf----
[QUOTE=Deth;18004352]might not count for azn girls with insanely low self esteem[/QUOTE] possibly. |
screw girls dude i'm going to have my real fri--
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wish I had the house to myself for a couple days :/
guess 2day will suck cause can't see gf |
weekend is going to suck
next weekend is 21st though will be historic |
daaaaaaaaangerous
the girl is so dangerous |
what it do
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last night when i was really drunk i walked to this pizza place with some friends and the girl working there was pretty cute, so when my two buds ordered some weird puke-y looking fancy pizza i opted for basic pepperoni, and so naturally, thinking i was hitting on her, i said "i live dangerously so my pizza doesn't have to". it didn't work.
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beer goggles
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[QUOTE=Cocaine;18004443]last night when i was really drunk i walked to this pizza place with some friends and the girl working there was pretty cute, so when my two buds ordered some weird puke-y looking fancy pizza i opted for basic pepperoni, and so naturally, thinking i was hitting on her, i said "i live dangerously so my pizza doesn't have to". it didn't work.[/QUOTE]
i always get just basic pepperoni and thats a great line tbh |
[QUOTE=adb;18004448]beer goggles[/QUOTE]
nah i've never suffered from beer goggles. i once almost went home with a fatty but she was still kind of cute. |
[QUOTE=adb;18004393]wish I had the house to myself for a couple days :/
guess 2day will suck cause can't see gf[/QUOTE] wimp |
sup kids? nm waiting on some fat bags listening to elements of need
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watachin the x-files
gonna get some mexican food w/ my mom in a lil bit |
[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18004456]sup kids? nm waiting on some fat bags listening to elements of need[/QUOTE]
nice i got some mush mdma n blue so gonna have good night btw do u use msn/fb my aim is gone. |
[QUOTE=Niflheim II;18004455]wimp[/QUOTE]
hey quit bullyin me u bully |
[QUOTE=Niflheim II;18004458]nice i got some mush mdma n blue so gonna have good night
btw do u use msn/fb my aim is gone.[/QUOTE] i use fb facebook.com/mappy.twardzik i still havent tried mdma or mda |
oh man i could use some mush n molly tonight
i dont know what the **** is going on just some people are seeing some band that probably sucks and im tagging along is mdma hard to find round you mappy? |
word bro u in t.o hook u up what show
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it's not so much that it's hard to find as it is that i never have money when i'm around it, and i don't generally seek out anything other than weed
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thats the thing i have no idea
and im currently out of cash thanks for the offer though |
right on i hear ya i havent been doin **** that often these days got a opium hook up tho now
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