[QUOTE=emily_;18758528]wouldnt mind if a girl farted in my general vicinity[/QUOTE]

dude you are so weird and gross lol

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18758522]hand jobs are cool for the reason that it feels like shes being very servile plus just for the fact that its some girl rubbin your dick

also ive eaten lots of vagina[/QUOTE]

i enjoy giving handjobs under certain circumstances (i.e. you're 'straight' and this is your 'first time' doing anything with a guy) but i really have to be compromising to get one.

[quote=emily_;18758528]wouldnt mind if a girl farted in my general vicinity[/quote]


[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05l6_fYY_8s[/url]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwnnAhh6NUA&feature=related[/url]

ron stop posting youtube links im never gonna click

bitchfock u musta not been payin close attention! http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4536409644066983943 (this is intensely shitty google video quality but at like 18:40 for a few seconds it switches from still frames to video. she blinks and stuffums)

[I]a girl farting by elim would be the most action he's gotten in a long time[/I]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/brNY1.gif[/IMG]

lol

[quote=emily_;18758533]ron stop posting youtube links im never gonna click[/quote]
click them trust me

[I]implying ive ever gotten any action in the first place[/I]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/brNY1.gif[/IMG]

i dont get that gif

well, it's clearly

theyre both massaging an invisible floppy penis that is moving in and out of the little cartoon squirrel things mouth

if you dont get that gif then fuck you to hell

[QUOTE=robertsona;18758534]bitchfock u musta not been payin close attention! http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4536409644066983943 (this is intensely shitty google video quality but at like 18:40 for a few seconds it switches from still frames to video. she blinks and stuffums)[/QUOTE]

no he says it's entirely photos.
as in faster reels.

[QUOTE=emily_;18758538][I]implying ive ever gotten any action in the first place[/I]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/brNY1.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

mad respect

[QUOTE=adb;18758520]nah I was excited when I could actually fit my d in her tiny ahole

every other time I tried to it was like trying to put a cucumber into a keyhole.[/QUOTE]

lol your dick is green

[QUOTE=Glitterati;18758545]lol your dick is green[/QUOTE]

derp

sex is p boring

affection >>>>

[QUOTE=Bitchfork;18758543]no he says it's entirely photos.
as in faster reels.[/QUOTE]

ok fine bitch the one--i think--part that [I]approximates[/I] film is striking and bootiful

brent
please just have sex with a man already

[QUOTE=robertsona;18758549]ok fine bitch the one--i think--part that [I]approximates[/I] film is striking and bootiful[/QUOTE]

i might downrate it on rym actually

parts of it are really dumb in terms of storyline.
pseudo-intellect shit.
not inception-level stupid shit
but noticeable.

i watched a while ago so i dont really remember the specifics but i remember sorta groaning at the ending

sans soleil is as i said so much better

want to make a quick vid what should I do

oh yeah i watched the 400 blows a few days ago it was good

i think my favorite scene might be the little interview thing toward the end

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18758558]want to make a quick vid what should I do[/QUOTE]

shoot stuff outside your window and then relpay certain shots throughout the film with black spaces in between the repetition

get naked put a sock on your dick and read the script for duck soup

[QUOTE=robertsona;18758559]oh yeah i watched the 400 blows a few days ago it was good

i think my favorite scene might be the little interview thing toward the end[/QUOTE]

french films are ghey

Rare Harpo Marx Screentest.!!! LEGENDARY