whats up guys

that picture should get you up

im pretty up for her going down

lame body tbh

just got pulled over for like the 3rd time in two months. cops are insannnee here.

haha @ my luck. ive got a story for whoever's still up

fuk yeah

yeah tell it

Just got an ounce but don't have any idea where my pipe is :( oh well.

so i think i'm getting laid tonight. gettin stoked, girl is fine as ****, she models etc.
ok, parents are away, rubbers are adequately stocked, poops basically prime. i go to pick her up, shes ****ing wasted. i'm like alright, this could still happen i guess, she's a horny drunk. i bring her back to my house, we cuddle on the couch and watch fight club, she passes out within 15 minutes... i tuck her in and **** and now im upstairs just hoping she doesn't puke all over herself and i have to clean it up.

in short:

fmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfmlfml

That's a bastard. It's kind of out there how your first reaction was to run up stairs and post on MX about but it's understandable.

i say rape but thats just me

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17309069]That's a bastard. It's kind of out there how your first reaction was to run up stairs and post on MX about but it's understandable.[/QUOTE]

haha i mean im not gonna sit down there and stare at her fast-a-passed-out-sleeping figure and want to kill my self even more.

and my laptop was up here in my room and i was on aim talking to my friend about it so i was like **** i might as well see whos on mx.

Look on the bright side, if she remembers anything she'll know that you took care of her well instead of trying to bone her. She'll be thankful,

gg brah

I like being that caring guy tbh. I've done it before and it's still more satisfactory than having sex.

hahaha if by taking care of her well you mean i picked up her head with one hand, shoved a pillow under it with the other, and then covered her with a blanket and went upstairs and tried not to bawwwwwwwwwwwww

it isn't rape if she's passed out

That's good enough. Chances are she won't remember though, really.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17309088]I like being that caring guy tbh. I've done it before and it's still more satisfactory than having sex.[/QUOTE]
yeah i agree and it pays off in the long run because you have good friends. but im just kinda bummed atm haha

take her shirt off/take pics/post them

please thank you

Jerk off and blow a load on her face.

[QUOTE]take her shirt off/take pics/post them[/QUOTE]coming from the guy that won't ask a girl for her phone number because its too assertive :confused:

He's got a good idea, though.

while these would be hilarious, this significantly owns my chances of getting with her at a later date.

update us botb

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17309088][b]I like being that caring guy tbh. [/b] I've done it before and it's still more satisfactory than having sex.[/QUOTE]
lol that doesnt fit with my impression of you at all but okay

if its true, respect man. im the same way

I like how he says that a day after blowing some girl off and ignoring her

Yeah dude, because being fake and pretending to be interested is so much better, rite?

shut up kid

gtfo son

how many women have you bagged?

like im not even trying to brag, but seriously man, you dont know

[QUOTE=iamtherobots;17309132]how many women have you bagged?

like im not even trying to brag, but seriously man, you dont know[/QUOTE]

[I]Yeah, you're so awesome, bro.

Hero.[/I]

[QUOTE=hXcPLISIT;17308793]she was trying to get online today but she forgot her pw apparently.[/QUOTE]

lol i figured it out after work =)

hello mx

Hello

post more pix

Fear me, dear, for I am death.

nah uh

sleeping tablets and not sleeping ftl

sup fags?

Going to a birthday party tonight. My guess is that there won't be enough beer, like last year. :lol: So I'm going to the store in a few minutes to get some extra.

oh great more nudes for mx to enjoy lmao jk

Im all ****ing hungover right now, lol