[QUOTE=ChodaBoy]Sheriff John Bunnell :thumb:
Did you hear that joke about Moses :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
Yeah, so cheep :lol: i love this dude though.

[QUOTE=Understanding In a Crash]*kicks a football at Butler's crotch*[/QUOTE]
Oi whats was that for :angry: :upset:

/falls down in pain.

I wont have kids now, thanks, i didnt want them anyway :p

[b]TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH:[/b]
1. Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah
2. Warm beer
3. You get to confuse Yanks with the rules of cricket
4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events
5. Union Jack underpants
6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer
7. Puts you in with a chance of bedding Joan Collins
8. Bathing once a week - whether you need to or not
9. Ditto changing underwear
10. Beats being Welsh,
11. Or Scottish

1 REASON FOR BEING AMERICAN:
1- They cant count to 10 :p

There all true, apart from warm beer, and the water shortages are rare now 'cause of globel warming making it rain all summer, and winter, and autum, and spring.

I agree with 10 and 11, but 7 scares me

*sits on Butlers face and wins*

:upset:

Your so mean to me :(

[QUOTE=Understanding In a Crash][b]TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH:[/b]
[B]1. Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah[/B]
2. Warm beer
[B]3. You get to confuse Yanks with the rules of cricket
4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events
5. Union Jack underpants[/B]
6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer
7. Puts you in with a chance of bedding Joan Collins
8. Bathing once a week - whether you need to or not
9. Ditto changing underwear
[B]10. Beats being Welsh,
11. Or Scottish[/B][/QUOTE]
What is actully the truth.

[QUOTE=Untitled]Which FA?[/QUOTE]

NOFX. :D

Yay, nofx.

So, im awatching this american show, i forget its name, and there showing clips from england. And its all subtitled, ha ha, there speeking perfect english, realy clearly and its all subtitled. Ha ha, americans speek ENGLISH, then have ENGLISH people on a show, and have to subtitle them :rolleyes:

We may have detures, but we understand are own language.

[QUOTE=Untitled]:upset:

Your so mean to me :([/QUOTE]
I tried to reason with your europeans but you all started yoddling in this thread!

I hate it when people say they speak American instead of English.

[QUOTE=Understanding In a Crash]*kicks a football at Butler's crotch*[/QUOTE]

I got hit with a football in the crotch today.....

And by football I mean soccerball.

Best thing out of Europe has to be Team Sanchez.

Yay, Seth i love you, just for saying it right. And thats painfull too.

Allofme, American and English his different i guess, americans spell colour, as color, and centre, as center stuff. Stuff english though with minor changes.

But it's still English. There was never a language called American. It just makes people sound so stupid if they say they speak American.

I really do love you Europeans :D

It's just an act... You guys have funny voices and have no common sense :thumb:

Like every American does :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=Understanding In a Crash]I really do love you Europeans :D

It's just an act... You guys have funny voices and have no common sense :thumb:[/QUOTE]
WHERE NOT THE COUNTRY WHO NEEDS SUBTITLES TO UNDERSTAND OUR OWN LANGUAGE :eek:

There are two different kinds of English....American English and the King's English. The King's English is spoken wherever the British Empire held influence over. American English is spoken in America and Canada, and other places I'm sure.

Notice how every so often, we always end up complaining about the other country

[QUOTE=Untitled]WHERE NOT THE COUNTRY WHO NEEDS SUBTITLES TO UNDERSTAND OUR OWN LANGUAGE :eek:[/QUOTE]
You're the country that needs whistles and clubs for law enforcement :thumb:

[QUOTE=Understanding In a Crash]You're the country that needs whistles and clubs for law enforcement :thumb:[/QUOTE]
Thats true.

If we lived in Benny Hill land

[QUOTE=MattSharpIsCool]There are two different kinds of English....American English and the King's English. The King's English is spoken wherever the British Empire held influence over. American English is spoken in America and Canada, and other places I'm sure.[/QUOTE]

:upset:

K, I was wrong.

/slowly shuffles away

[QUOTE=Understanding In a Crash]You're the country that needs whistles and clubs for law enforcement :thumb:[/QUOTE]
Whistles and Clubs > Hand weapons.

Seth, its Queens English, as we dont have a king....

[QUOTE=Untitled]Whistles and Clubs > Hand weapons.

Seth, its Queens English, as we dont have a king....[/QUOTE]
Why, you're not English at all!

[QUOTE=allofmeoliveme]:upset:

K, I was wrong.

/slowly shuffles away[/QUOTE]

:-*

[quote=Untitled]Seth, its Queens English, as we dont have a king....[/quote]

Its still called King's English, because for a long time, you only had kings.

How does all feel about Silverstein?

Weve never only had kings, who ever is eldest of the king/queens offspring becomes monarch.

Plus is all english isnt it? We can understand it when you lot talk? so why cant you in return?

[QUOTE=Understanding In a Crash]How does all feel about Silverstein?[/QUOTE]
They are gay