[QUOTE=cigaro88]i was looking at jerk off lyrics -
"But it must not be true
for jerk-offs like you.
Maybe it takes longer to catch a total spatula.
but [B]I'm tired of waiting[/B].
Maybe it's just bull**** and I should play GOD,
and shoot you myself.
Because [B]I'm tired of waiting[/B]."

what does maynard mean by waiting ?[/QUOTE]
can anyone answer?

Prolly just means hes tired of waiting for god or who/whatever to take out this jerk-off...

hmm and thats the concept of laterallus too

Radiant Decay ?

:upset:

[QUOTE=cigaro88]hmm and thats the concept of laterallus too[/QUOTE]

The concepts of the album vary, and if you mean the song I don't see how you see it that way. I think the song clearly means to take whatever energies, good bad or sad, that you get from an experience and make something of it.

I'm not believing any of these DVD news before they're actually out.. I'm not completely doubting that they'd release a dvd with only one video and a couple of comments... But it just seems too unlikely

Theres goin to be 2 videos Schism and Parabol/Parabola, Why would they release them seperatly?

As far as I can see the only reasons are:

A>The artwork is going to be really impressive and people will be able to get two different types?

B>Theres going to be more special features that havnt been announced (I personally hope this is the case)?

C>There looking for more money (which doesnt make sense because theyre only $8 each and anyway they dont seem the kinda guys that are like that)?

D>They see it as being a better option to choose if you want to buy one dvd at $8 or two for $16 instead of paying $15-$20 for one dvd with both videos and one set of artwork? (this seems the most believable option)

What do you all think?

I'm guessing B

i'm guessing A

[QUOTE=cigaro88]can anyone answer?[/QUOTE]

He's tired of waiting for the asshole to be "caught." The definition of "caught" is up to the listener, but I think from the original song lyrics of "maybe I should play god and shoot you myself" that by being "caught" Maynard hopes the asshole will be eliminated.

[QUOTE=G_Mac07]

Have you heard the version of [i]Hurt[/i] on [i]Radiant Decay[/i]?[/QUOTE]

I haven't, actually. This is the first time I've heard of it.

Did anyone else notice this paragraph from wikipedia?

[quote]Although the end of the tour seemed to spell another dormancy for the band, they did not become completely inactive. While Keenan recorded and toured with A Perfect Circle, the other band members released an official interview conducted by (long-time toolband.com maintainer) Blair McKenzie Blake in which they answered many questions about the upcoming album, future DVD releases, and the new direction of their music. Members of the Tool Army were also given access to a recording of the three members jamming to some of their new material, sparking increased anticipation for the album to come.[/quote]

I don't recall hearing about the band letting people hear some of the new material.

Just in case there was some lingering doubt: the album is absolutely finished being recorded...Justin is on a sailboat sailing towards the Dutch Antilles (per Blair's most recent post).

Yeah, I just read that. If he's on a sailboat heading to someplace far away, then there's no doubt in my mind that the album is done. What's left is the music video and the artwork, which has been worked on for a few months now, I think. I believe this album will be coming a lot earlier then when I originally predicted (June 2006).

Im guessing January-February 2006 (I hope!) Danny said that it would be spring 2006. Hopefully the live dvd will be released before it as some people are speculating. That would definatly keep me "temporaraly pacified"!!

[QUOTE=A pig in a cage on antibiotics]Im guessing January-February 2006 (I hope!) Danny said that it would be spring 2006. Hopefully the live dvd will be released before it as some people are speculating. That would definatly keep me "temporaraly pacified"!![/QUOTE]

When did he say spring 2006?

Dose any one know who did the cover art for Schism and Parabol/Parabola. The designs are amazen,was thinkn Alex Grey cuz of the intricice but its not realy his style or is it that Eli Morgan guy,anyone any ideas?

If they're releasing the live dvd before the next album, I'll bet you 20 bucks that there'll be atleast a half years space between the next album and the dvd

maybe theyre releasing two dvds for contratual obligations...maybe they had to release two dvds so they split them up

[QUOTE]maybe theyre releasing two dvds for contratual obligations[/QUOTE]

That's something that I'd not considered. I think it's unlikely, but certainly a possibility. Good thinking mate!


Additionally, Maynard's involvement in the upcoming album is probably finished as well...he's now focussing on his passion for wine.

[url]http://www.caduceus.org/[/url]

[QUOTE]Originaly posted by [B]Satch forever[/B]
When did he say spring 2006?[/QUOTE]

Im [B]sure[/B] I read it in an interview somewhere, i cant find it now. But maynard definatly said "early 2006".

[QUOTE]Originaly posted by [B]Paganman7[/B]
Additionally, Maynard's involvement in the upcoming album is probably finished as well...he's now focussing on his passion for wine.[/QUOTE]

Did you see it's "merkin vinvards". Isn't a merkin a pubic wig?!!!! (Don't ask me how I know that). That does seem like a name maynard would use anyway!!!

[QUOTE]Isn't a merkin a pubic wig?!!!! [/QUOTE]

Indeed: [url]http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=merkin[/url]

[QUOTE=A pig in a cage on antibiotics]Im [B]sure[/B] I read it in an interview somewhere, i cant find it now. But maynard definatly said "early 2006".

[/QUOTE]

Early 2006 is not the spring.

[QUOTE=satchforever]Early 2006 is not the spring.[/QUOTE]

It most definitely does include spring.

[QUOTE=Otherside]It most definitely does include spring.[/QUOTE]

Only the earliest part of the spring. :lol:

[QUOTE=satchforever]Only the earliest part of the spring. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Eh, Spring starts in Febuary, can't get much earlier than that :x

[QUOTE=Otherside]Eh, Spring starts in Febuary, can't get much earlier than that :x[/QUOTE]

It starts in late March.

I don't think it matters guys.

[QUOTE=Darkness Of Greed]I don't think it matters guys.[/QUOTE]

It doesn't.

[QUOTE=satchforever]It starts in late March.[/QUOTE]

Pfft, not around here.


[QUOTE]I don't think it matters guys.[/QUOTE]

Oh, but it does. It does.

[QUOTE]It doesn't.[/QUOTE]

Totally does.

[QUOTE=Otherside]Pfft, not around here.

[/QUOTE]

Well, in the United States of America, where Tool comes from, it starts in late march. Uncle Sam doesn't **** around...:p



[QUOTE]Oh, but it does. It does. [/QUOTE]

Nuh-uh.



[QUOTE]Totally does. [/QUOTE]

definitely doesn't.

[QUOTE=satchforever]
definitely doesn't.[/QUOTE]


You didn't just go there.

[QUOTE=Otherside]You didn't just go there.[/QUOTE]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw sheeeeit.

Just because I'm bored:

The Toolnavy page with "Maynard's" profile has been taken down. I'm still not fully convinced it was authentic, but proponents could argue that it was taken down because it suggested something may come out January 3rd...just like the picture on Adam's myspace page of the audio reel cases.

[QUOTE=paganman7]Just because I'm bored:

The Toolnavy page with "Maynard's" profile has been taken down. I'm still not fully convinced it was authentic, but proponents could argue that it was taken down because it suggested something may come out January 3rd...just like the picture on Adam's myspace page of the audio reel cases.[/QUOTE]
How did those reels insist it was going to be released January 3rd?

[QUOTE=paganman7]Just because I'm bored:

The Toolnavy page with "Maynard's" profile has been taken down. I'm still not fully convinced it was authentic, but proponents could argue that it was taken down because it suggested something may come out January 3rd...just like the picture on Adam's myspace page of the audio reel cases.[/QUOTE]

I actually e-mailed Blair about the Maynard username and the date and he said that he had no clue what I was talking about.

[quote]No. Sorry, but I've no idea. ~ BMB
On Dec 2, 2005, at 5:49 PM, [email]website@toolband.com[/email] wrote:


I'm curious about something. Over at Toolnavy.com, there's a member named Maynard. He doesn't show up when you do a member search. His user title is Band Member or something like that, which is impossible to get on those forums. There's a date in his info: 01.03.06 Do you know the significance of this, and if so, what is it? [/quote]

Where the hell's the November newsletter?

I need my monthly disappointment.

[QUOTE=YouGottaBeCrazy]I actually e-mailed Blair about the Maynard username and the date and he said that he had no clue what I was talking about.[/QUOTE]
Of course he said that, he's Blair.

Cmon, now.

[QUOTE=BlindWriting]Where the hell's the November newsletter?

I need my monthly disappointment.[/QUOTE]

I've been waiting for this thing for awhile now. I emailed Blair about it, but he hasn't replied yet.

[QUOTE]I've been waiting for this thing for awhile now. I emailed Blair about it, but he hasn't replied yet.[/QUOTE] Meh, Cant remember the last time I actually read one all the way through anyway.