[QUOTE=MalleusMaleficarum;18758275]she wore her sisters ugly, unwanted goodwill pants over to your house :lol:[/QUOTE]

lold

"this guy is so despo, i could dress as frumpy as i want"

little did she know, she was the true-er despo

what are your guys new years resolutions (you go first)

yeah she wore the ugly pants when she first met me because she wasnt sure if she liked me or not

but they weren't goodwill pants you idiot, I'm saying I'm going to give them to goodwill.

you probably don't even know what goodwill is you canadian faaaaag.

not really much to make fun of, after that she wore really nice clothes because she liked me/sexed me up

continue to abstain from shooting dope

hahaha bitch knows brent's so despo that she can dress as frumpy as she please

pantjecting

lol

yeah...

yep

hello luvz

'ello ocker

dffy dffft. yaeh she wore nice clothes next time. real good. im taken ladies *transubstantaites gradually into a taco over the perod of 6 years*

[QUOTE=adb;18758319]yeah...[/QUOTE]

ahahaha look at this fucking idiot, he's so confused because he just can't grasp that she didn't care and would've taken any dick

y r u guys always trollin :(

nah she liked me, you wouldn't know how it feels to have a sober/slightly attractive girl into you mappy cause ur fat

sup nick what u get for xmas

[QUOTE=adb;18758327]nah she liked me[/quote]

then why'd she dress like complete trash the first time she met you?

[quote]you wouldn't know how it feels to have a sober/slightly attractive girl into you mappy cause ur fat[/QUOTE]

lol im really picky dude, ive hooked up with some foxy bitches, and never with a frumpy despo

as for into me, probably the hottest chick i've ever met was into me for a while, but i was 18 and way too afraid to go for it, luckily for me, it turned out she's batshit insane and wants to marry any guy who fucks her

[QUOTE=emily_;18758002]came home today to find that my dad had gone thru everything in my room, then i discovered a nice bump on my groin in the shower :P life roxxx[/QUOTE]

where were u at dog

[QUOTE=adb;18758328]sup nick what u get for xmas[/QUOTE]

nothin interesting tbh hbu

nick got a lump on his balls :( go see the doctor dude

hopefully you haven't been sticking your dick where nature didn't intend, at least without a condom

she wore ugly pants w/ a nice shirt when she met me because, like I said, she told me she didn't know if she would be into me

i got a guitar, clothes, and snacks

and a del taco gift cardd

I'll wear nice pants for you guys just no touching

[QUOTE=adb;18758334]she wore ugly pants w/ a nice shirt when she met me because, like I said, she told me she didn't know if she would be into me[/QUOTE]

yeah you don't comprehend your own reality stop trying

[QUOTE=adb;18758334]she wore ugly pants w/ a nice shirt when she met me because, like I said, she told me she didn't know if she would be into me[/QUOTE]

proof she was just despo for a piece in her vagine

lol

real talk, i havent really tried for any wimmin since i broke up with this one girl a few years ago, because i just can't find anyone that's as cute, intelligent, and enjoyable to be around as her, she's like one of my best friends now, and we pretty much have the exact same sense of humor

i hate girws

pretty much

forgot to mention that girl is bipolar, which is why shit didn't work out

she randomly acts really into me here and there and i just act like i'm completely oblivious

like last winter i was in her basement helping her write a paper, and she went upstairs, and then came back down with a handle of vodka, and had changed into really short shorts and poured me a huge drink and i was just like god damn it, i want it but i musn't!