[QUOTE=El_Shizzy]BTW, I'm sure someone's asked you this before, but how far do you have to travel to go to a decent show listerine?[/QUOTE]

Well, about 90 miles east theres an occasional local show that I never heard about. Otherwise I drive about five hours to Minneapolis for local shows and regular shows.

[QUOTE=listerine ice cream]Well, about 90 miles east theres an occasional local show that I never heard about. Otherwise I drive about five hours to Minneapolis for local shows and regular shows.[/QUOTE]
That is a truly sad story. :upset:

i have to drive 3 hours for the greatest show ever, if it makes you feel better

[QUOTE=El_Shizzy]That is a truly sad story. :upset:[/QUOTE]

Ha, thanks for the sympathy. :)

[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ]Bah! I managed to get a B in American Lit last year without reading ever, so I figure I can pull a B- out of my a[size=2]s[/size]s this year.[/QUOTE]I wish we could switch schools. This is how tough my teacher is:
I was absent on Thursday and they turned in MAJOR projects, then we had a sub on Friday so I couldn't turn it in. So today I go to turn it in and she is like "I think I should count 50 off for you turning it in late." So I argue with her about me not being here on Thursday and she comes back with "You should have turned it in on Wednesday then." Bitch.

That sucks. I hate having teachers like that, I usualy just end up blowng off the next project for them. But thats a bad idea.

Haha, what a joke. You should tell her that she should have to cover the fees for when you have to call Ms. Cleo to find out you're going to be sick and absent in the future. (Even if you're not sick, just lie)

[QUOTE=shane italian]I wish we could switch schools. This is how tough my teacher is:
I was absent on Thursday and they turned in MAJOR projects, then we had a sub on Friday so I couldn't turn it in. So today I go to turn it in and she is like "I think I should count 50 off for you turning it in late." So I argue with her about me not being here on Thursday and she comes back with "You should have turned it in on Wednesday then." Bitch.[/QUOTE]
My teacher flirts with the girls in my class all day. I f[SIZE=2]u[/SIZE]cking hate him.

[QUOTE=JmE]Haha, what a joke. You should tell her that she should have to cover the fees for when you have to call Ms. Cleo to find out you're going to be sick and absent in the future. (Even if you're not sick, just lie)[/QUOTE]Yeah, and when she said something about me coming to retake a test on MY time I was like "Pssh, my time? YOU'RE the one getting paid to teach." Then she shut up.

[QUOTE=victimofreality]My teacher flirts with the girls in my class all day. I f[SIZE=2]u[/SIZE]cking hate him.[/QUOTE]

There's always the creepy teacher. Does he teach Social Studies?

[QUOTE=40 oz 2 freedom]There's always the creepy teacher. Does he teach Social Studies?[/QUOTE]
He's my english teacher, which is much worse since for some reason I think I might need to learn something senior year in order to pass the APs. Plus one of the girls is my girlfriend.

my science teacher last year was a molester. Touched little boys on the bus

Red SOx are Sticking it in the Gay YAnkees ear right now

[QUOTE=DOLEMITE]my science teacher last year was a molester. Touched little boys on the bus[/QUOTE]Funny, cause in middle school this teacher got charged with stuff for trying to clean chemicals out of a girl's skirt.

my old phys ed teacher made all the guys run while the girls stretched, but he ended up getting warner for it.

lunch on me is crazy

My P.E. teacher came to school drunk a few times then he got his *** fired.

my 3rd gradeteacher was a lesbian and said her gf was her roomate

hahahaha

i just found out a few days ago

Was she a hot lesbian??? :naughty:

[QUOTE=shane italian]Funny, cause in middle school this teacher got charged with stuff for trying to clean chemicals out of a girl's skirt.[/QUOTE]
Unrelated, but last year in the iddle school, this girl tried to poison the science teacher's coffee with that calcium chloride or whatever it is.

[QUOTE=noneed66]Was she a hot lesbian??? :naughty:[/QUOTE]
nope

My sister had a sub she said was checking out 6TH GRADE GIRLS!

What did the school do with her?

[QUOTE=fat_tits103]My sister had a sub she said was checking out 6TH GRADE GIRLS![/QUOTE]

i do that all the time.

Sixth grade is a little old fourth grade is where its at.

[QUOTE=victimofreality]Unrelated, but last year in the iddle school, this girl tried to poison the science teacher's coffee with that calcium chloride or whatever it is.[/QUOTE]I knew this kid, Lyndon, who was always in trouble and was a shy kid. And one day I was waiting to gt swats when he was in the office and the princaple was like, "okay Arnold, you-", then Lyndon is like "MY NAME IS LYNDON GOD D'AMNIT!" and I HEARD he jumped over the table and tried to choke the guy. Who knows. Funny story though.

nacho cheese and anarchy,
boy that sure sounds good to me.

HAH the Yankees just got SERVED!

That would be funny as hell to see.

Is the game over?

i went to school with comeback kid

[QUOTE=noneed66]Is the game over?[/QUOTE]

and when i turn on my TV,
nothing but pornography!

The curse is lifted cause some kid got hit in the face by a ball from manny ramerez. They talked about it on the daily show last night

Sometimes I see hot girls and I don't realize how young they are.

[QUOTE=noneed66]Is the game over?[/QUOTE]

No. But the Yankees just got a run taken from them cause A Rod knocked the ball out of the pitcher's glove whilst trying to tag him.

[QUOTE=lynch_me]i went to school with comeback kid[/QUOTE]Don't lie.

[QUOTE=DOLEMITE]The curse is lifted cause some kid got hit in the face by a ball from manny ramerez. They talked about it on the daily show last night[/QUOTE]

I saw that, but i don't get it :confused:

Wow, this thread is flying tonight!