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Dropouts unite......
If I ever went to ireland it would be to start a punk band :p Man im really ****ing bored. [QUOTE=PBS]Get out and do something![/QUOTE] **** off |
I hate my father.
He just said I was "dumb in the head" and totally freaked out when I corrected his english. I can't believe he's so f[B]u[/B]cking dumb. |
[quote=Pespi]I hate my father.
He just said I was "dumb in the head" and totally freaked out when I corrected his english. I can't believe he's so f[B]u[/B]cking dumb.[/quote] kick him in the nuts. only kidding. stabbing him in the nuts would be better |
That would require getting close to them...
He's yelling at me for telling my grandma that. She can sit there and preach to me about how disgraceful I am, but god forbid I say something back. It's not just that, mabye what I said today was immature, but any time I try to say anything legit back, I get screamed at. Old people aren't wiser, they're just delerious. |
And senile.
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and they crap themselves...
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Then they stick their hands in, forget it's poop, and make chocolate pie for thier grandkids out of it.
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old people just assume they're wiser becuase it they don't have wisdom over us, they're left with nothing but disadvantages. they just use their age as an excuse to try and tell younger people what to do.
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Guys -_-
Were going to be old people one day... |
younger people are smarter than older, but younger people are more ignorant/arrogant.
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[QUOTE=RyanTheDrummer]Guys -_-
Were going to be old people one day...[/QUOTE] My cousin will commit suicide before he gets old. He refuses to be old. He'll do it too. He's like that. It's rather upsetting. He never really got a good life, so no he's not one of those emo kids that makes it out as if they have had it so bad... |
[quote=RyanTheDrummer]Guys -_-
Were going to be old people one day...[/quote] i can't wait to get old. i'm gonna go to stores and sleep on the display beds, steal stuff for no reason, open food and eat it and then yell at and punch little gay kids. if they call security on you, just say in a ozzy type voice, "i didn't know". |
[QUOTE=RyanTheDrummer]Guys -_-
Were going to be old people one day...[/QUOTE] Nope. I'm going to die at 35. |
the internet said i'm going to die at 28. my friend was supposed to die at age 24.
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It's all downhill after 25, so why prolong the struggle?
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Don't girls hit their sexual peak at 35?
If I'm not going to be doin' it after that, why live? |
I'll die when the time has come....I hope some day time will stand still...or something. Only if I don't get older :p
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According to some weird fortunte teller, I'm going to die searching for enlightenment whilst spending nine months on plane eating nothing but airline food.
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[QUOTE=RyanTheDrummer]Guys -_-
Were going to be old people one day...[/QUOTE] I hope I die before I get old.... Sorry. I'n glad I never really had annoying grandparents. I've only got one left now, and she lives in Wisconsin. Which unfortunately means I have to visit that hellish place once a year. |
The blob is from Wisconsin.
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[QUOTE=Pespi]The blob is from Wisconsin.[/QUOTE]
Ok. |
[QUOTE=CausticVodka]According to some weird fortunte teller, I'm going to die searching for enlightenment whilst spending nine months on plane eating nothing but airline food.[/QUOTE]
That's probably metaphorical. You will go to Nepal to find yourself, where part of your spirit will die when last night's hooker says she is pregnant. Just kidding :p I know I will grow old. So what about the sex, i'm gonna be an old drummer. |
Christ, not AGAIN.
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[QUOTE=British Boy]That's probably metaphorical.
You will go to Nepal to find yourself, where part of your spirit will die when last night's hooker says she is pregnant. Just kidding :p I know I will grow old. So what about the sex, i'm gonna be an old drummer.[/QUOTE] Ginger Baker anyone? That guy has physically deteriorated so much. Still an awesome drummer though. |
Im gonna speed when im old so when the cops pulls me over my excuse is "i am old" and he'll let me go.
/stole joke from comedian |
If I don't die by the time I'm 35, I'm going to wait until I get about 75.
Then I'm going to die my permed white mohawk rainbow, wear as[I]s[/I]less leather chaps and a vest over my bare chest, and join bikes for dykes. |
[quote=Pespi]If I don't die by the time I'm 35, I'm going to wait until I get about 75.
Then I'm going to die my permed white mohawk rainbow, wear as[I]s[/I]less leather chaps and a vest over my bare chest, and join bikes for dykes.[/quote] sounds like fun. |
old and bald ryan.
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[QUOTE=RyanTheDrummer]Everybody, Let's go spam Broken sticks birthday thread!!!!!!!!C'mon[/QUOTE]
Ok, i just left you a note in there about spamming it up....and now you're trying to convince people in here too....dude you're a loser |
Celtic
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hey pepsi, the second time you said 'die' you spelt it wrong i think, isn't it dye? when talking about colors and such?
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OK LP old jokes are done :smash:
Bah and im not bald anywere :upset: |
liar liar pants on fire, which just further explains the baldness.
and i think she did spell it dye LP. also i garauntee shes gonna say she doesnt really care...how do you spell garauntee?im having a huge brainfart. EDIT:nvm she did mispell it, oh well. |
[QUOTE=LittlePound]hey pepsi, the second time you said 'die' you spelt it wrong i think, isn't it dye? when talking about colors and such?[/QUOTE]
Yes, I did mean dye. I hope you were correcting me because you're being a good friend, and not because you want to highlight any subconcious homicidal tendencies. |
[QUOTE=styler]liar liar pants on fire, which just further explains the baldness.
and i think she did spell it dye LP. also i garauntee shes gonna say she doesnt really care...how do you spell garauntee?im having a huge brainfart.[/QUOTE] Guarantee. |
no i was just confused when i read it...you were like if i dont' die when i'm 35 i'll wait till i'm seventy five to die my hair....and i was like huh?
and it's garuntee isn't it? |
Oh.
Good. |
Bleh.
My hair is getting really long.But im scared to get a haircut. |
Cut it, hippie.
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[quote=RyanTheDrummer]Bleh.
My hair is getting really long.But im scared to get a haircut.[/quote] don't be a dirty hippie edit: damn pespi, you beat me to the punch. |
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