I like iced tea the best.

I like Tea, Coffee is better though

[QUOTE=MILF Hunter]I like Tea, Coffee is better though[/QUOTE]
Yeah it is.

fuc'k coffee. i want to keep my teeth pearly white

Thats why they make that home dentistry crap. Its DIY to whiten your teeth. How punk is that?

i need tea more than i need oxygen
i cant live without it

Coffee lets you live off of 3 hours of sleep a night.

[QUOTE=listerine ice cream]Thats why they make that home dentistry crap. Its DIY to whiten your teeth. How punk is that?[/QUOTE]
DIY is not Crest Strips. Peroxide is punk.

Drinking some peroxide while trying to white your teeth is punk.

I like women like I like my coffee,
ground up and in the freezer :naughty:

Hahaha, nooooice. :thumb:

[QUOTE=EvIL_ToASTER_OVEN]I like women like I like my coffee,
ground up and in the freezer :naughty:[/QUOTE]

HAHAHA

my name is lynch_me

With an underscore?!

mine isn't

[QUOTE=listerine ice cream]With an underscore?![/QUOTE]
yes.

My username is booge, can't you tell?

[QUOTE=TheNowhereman42]mine isn't[/QUOTE]
Holiday copier.

pssh

thanksgiving punx kick the [B]s[/B]hit out of halloween punx

[QUOTE=TheNowhereman42]thanksgiving punx kick the [B]s{/B]hit out of halloween punx[/QUOTE]
Canada already had thanksgiving, you're just over doing it.

Halloween gives you candy. Candy gives you energy.


Thanksgiving gives you turkey. Turkey makes you fart and fall asleep.

yeah but turkeys are much more fun to smash than pumpkins

[QUOTE=TheNowhereman42]yeah but turkeys are much more fun to smash than pumpkins[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=TheNowhereman42]yeah but turkeys are much more fun to smash than pumpkins[/QUOTE]
But not as fun as dead babies.

**** n00bies

Whats black and white and red all over?

Baby in a microwave


Whats the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a cadillac in my garage


Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trash cans


Whats the difference between a pickup full of bricks and a pickup full of dead babies?

Can't use a pitchfork to unload bricks


Why did the baby cross the road?

It was stapled to the chicken

Edit: Whats so great about sex with 24 year olds?

Theres 20 of them

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

Teehee

What's the differance between a dead baby and a trampoline?


I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline. :p

Lame.

You only say that because I abandoned the halloween punX

[QUOTE=EvIL_ToASTER_OVEN]What's the differance between a dead baby and a trampoline?


I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline. :p[/QUOTE]

i usually say that with hippies or emo kids lol

what do you call 100 babies at the bottom of a river?

a good start

[QUOTE=EvIL_ToASTER_OVEN]You only say that because I abandoned the halloween punX[/QUOTE]
i'm mad at you and nowwhereman for 4.23200 days.

[QUOTE=lynch_me]i'm mad at you and nowwhereman for 4.23200 days.[/QUOTE]
I could care less :thumb:

oh noes!

[QUOTE=EvIL_ToASTER_OVEN]I could care less :thumb:[/QUOTE]
goodd because i hate you.

Should I risk the hardcore ninjas for Toxic Narcotic, i'm thinking not.

[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]Halloween gives you candy. Candy gives you energy.


Thanksgiving gives you turkey. Turkey makes you fart and fall asleep.[/QUOTE]
good one