You Are In No Position To Make That Judgement

I will seal my emotional wounds with hummus.

you are in no position to make that judgement. :(


wait wth oops

yeah seal me with some pureed garbanzos

You're paying me $150/hour to make that judgment whether you realize it or not.

Now, cal m down and lets discuss payment plans.

okay what did you have in mind

5 easy payments of ALL OF THE NON MELTED CHOCOLATE YOU HAVE

okay fine. do you like chocolate with chili pepper in it?

What the hell?

No. No I do not.


Get out of my sight.

sounds gross but its actually pretty good

what about chocolate with crystallized hunks of ginger?

I want all of your Reese's cups inside of me.

[QUOTE]sounds gross but its actually pretty good

what about chocolate with crystallized hunks of ginger?[/QUOTE]

Where do you get this crap from, from the "Candyman" on Main Street?

Don't spend all of your money on penny-candy now.


Good lord.

No.

I just killed a bug with my hands.

your BARE hands?

I just killed a bear with my bug hands.

[QUOTE=Liebensaft;16123761]I want all of your Reese's cups inside of me.[/QUOTE]

i don't know what to say to that


no i bought it at target, the chocolate

[QUOTE=samariah;16123779]i don't know what to say to that


no i bought it at target, the chocolate[/QUOTE]

You comply and give me the choklits.

Target is suddenly an exotic candy retailer.

[QUOTE=perriwinkle;16123774]your BARE hands?[/QUOTE]

Yes, I am that cool.

[QUOTE=Liebensaft;16123783]You comply and give me the choklits.

Target is suddenly an exotic candy retailer.[/QUOTE]

ok here you are

yeah, really. even the organic/weird foods/health shop didn't have this bizarre of a selection. well they did have the lavender chocolate. that was tasty

I just like normal chocolate. Meaning without weird other stuff in it. Except for candy bars, I mean they make their money on putting weird stuff in chocolate.

[QUOTE=dei;16123784]Yes, I am that cool.[/QUOTE]

there are these fly type bug things that for some reason are always in my shower because i guess the like the moisture and stuff but i like to kill them or injure them and watch them struggle and twirl to the ground god i'm a terrible person

[url]http://dagobachocolate.com/products.asp?dept=26[/url] this is good chocolate

[url]http://dagobachocolate.com/prodinfo.asp?number=1110%2E02[/url] eyeing this next

I have part of a giant Hershey bar in my house that I'm going to go eat now. That stuff is too pricey, though I'm sure it tastes like heaven.

yeah, i only get it once in a while. but its worth it

I've never had any chocolate that fancy before.

indulge yourself

What about a Toblerone bar? Those aren't that fancy but are ridiculously good.

never had one

[QUOTE=perriwinkle;16123796]there are these fly type bug things that for some reason are always in my shower because i guess the like the moisture and stuff but i like to kill them or injure them and watch them struggle and twirl to the ground god i'm a terrible person[/QUOTE]

Are they small and black?

[QUOTE=Liebensaft;16123833]What about a Toblerone bar? Those aren't that fancy but are ridiculously good.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, those are good. I've eaten many of those as a kid because I'm of Italian decent. Those and Nutella.

banana banana banana