Sup brus. What kind of job allows you to get drunk at work? Also, are you an alcoholic?

Australian jobs

hahahaha

Man I feel so ill today I just slept for 14 hours.

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;17618823]Australian jobs[/QUOTE]

too right mate

Found a bag under my bed. Feeling pretty fine right now.

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17618849]too right mate[/QUOTE]

do you get fined if you get caught not drinking in public

like on Monty Python

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17618857]Found a bag under my bed. Feeling pretty fine right now.[/QUOTE]
lol you just happened upon old heroin in your room ?

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17618917]lol you just happened upon old heroin in your room ?[/QUOTE]

Yeah. I must've been messed up on xanax and dropped it or something, that's the only way I'd let a bag out of my sight lol. Gonna look more and see what else is under there hahaha.

lol maybe someone's leaving you dirty heroin.

sup bros

found some PCP in the couch crack

[QUOTE=Happy;17618928]lol maybe someone's leaving you dirty heroin.[/QUOTE]

The bags are sealed, derp.

EDIT @ Chris: looooooooooool

your girl friend placed it there to check if it's missing later

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17618932]The bags are sealed, derp.

EDIT @ Chris: looooooooooool[/QUOTE]

You ****ing around with some niggas thats high off of formaldehyde
That zude the bang, sooths the brain before I do a hit (Im already)
From the land of the wet cigarettes

that would be supremely sneaky

The black stockings you kept smell of wet cigarette
Torn of lust that you could not keep

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17618934]your girl friend placed it there to check if it's missing later[/QUOTE]

Don't even say that lol. :[

just fukkin wit u bro it was probably your parents or the police

my cat seems to think my leg is a scratching post

awwz :3

my kitty is sleeping on my bed.

now that it gets cold at night my cat likes to bury itself under my blankets

my cat lays anywhere that will make me uncomfortable and unable to sleep.

I wish I had a kitty

You can't have kitties in college :(

Teddy went to kitty COLLEGE.

If only kitties could [B]COLLEGE[/B] like me. :upset:

looooooool

i went 2 kitty spaec camp.... lol

lol!!

they saids i wuz th best catdet



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woowoo