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Who want to take a poo?
I do, I do. Who wants to screw a slew? I do, I do Who wants to say moo? I do, I do Who wants to throw a shoe? I do, I do Who wants to break a cue? I do, I do Who wants to count to two? I do, I do Who wants be eww? I do, I do Who want to go to bed? me. lowsound |
night lowsound?
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whats up with the chili peppers? why the hell are they touring again?
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[QUOTE=Mr. Pickle;13468075]whats up with the chili peppers? why the hell are they touring again?[/QUOTE]
Why not? Anyway as HoW figured out, I am going to bed. lowsound |
because bands usually don't start another tour like two months after their last, especially considering they're touring practically the same places.
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Theory jokes for all:
A "C", an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. A "D" comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." Then an A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, "Get out now. You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have a nice corporate job until his company downsized says, "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development." This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and stands there au natural. Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless. The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so patrons, with the soprano out in the bathroom, and everything has become alto much treble, he needs a rest, and closes the bar. |
good night all.
BTW: Chad Smith is doing a autograph session with Gnarls Barkley its quite random |
Morning all
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howdy :wave:
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You say goodbye,
I say hello. Well, you're actually saying hello and I'm saying goodbye, but whatever makes a Beatles reference possible. :wave: |
ok...
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Yeah, it was random. :smash: Exactly what does that smiley mean?
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:smash: = 'yes, i'm right'
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Oh, ok. . . :confused:
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i dunno.. it just means.. something
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Hammer!
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Most of the smileys make at least [I]some[/I] sense. I don't really see what :smash: could mean in a conversation. Oh well, ponder such thoughts another night. :wave: (see, that makes sense, I am waving)
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fair enough... i still use it on msn though :smash:
im going to practise :) concert tomorrow night |
hey people :wave:
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What's up all?
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I have to write a physics assignment tonight... Its going to suck seeing I don't know a thing about dark matter.
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not a lot.. i'm very tired, bleh
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[QUOTE=blizzard;13468404]I have to write a physics assignment tonight... Its going to suck seeing I don't know a thing about dark matter.[/QUOTE]
does anyone :confused: seriously though, wikipedia is your friend |
[QUOTE=funkyhoney;13468410]does anyone :confused:
seriously though, wikipedia is your friend[/QUOTE] Yeah I know, though I found that wikipedia assumed a lot of prior knowledge about astrophysics which I don't have. I have some good information but seeing I havn't done any physical research or am an expert on the topic its going to be incredibly hard to not plagarise. |
[QUOTE=blizzard;13468442]Yeah I know, though I found that wikipedia assumed a lot of prior knowledge about astrophysics which I don't have. I have some good information but seeing I havn't done any physical research or am an expert on the topic its going to be incredibly hard to not plagarise.[/QUOTE]
meh, rewording and bull****ting are my specialities so i never have this problem |
[QUOTE=funkyhoney;13468457]meh, rewording and bull****ting are my specialities so i never have this problem[/QUOTE]
Haha yeah, I wrote a story last term that received an A and hardly anything happened. It revolved around a guy sitting in a room for most of it and had one line of dialogue. |
Anyone around?
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I am still....
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[quote=blizzard;13468519]I am still....[/quote]
Been perusing the drum forum, trying to pick up some info. Looking it add it to my repitoire perhaps, tryand get into the pipe band scene. But now its time for lunch. |
hey guys
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