styler man, didju dig the Trivium?

too much screaming for me, not my style.

styler why odnt you send him an email.

haha
[IMG]http://terrana.com/disco/video-starlicksbeginningrock.jpg[/IMG]
this made my day. oh man thats good.

No.He spent all day masterbating in my penthouse in hawai to some pictures I have.

I don't need love Duckinfutch....I HAVE MONEY AND WOMAN!!!!


*Becomes more evil.Oh who will be the hero to stop me before I become completely corrupt*

Hey guys whats going on?


Also, I feel like an *** for making such as *** out off focker, so now hes permanantly on my ignore list. I wont ever see what he posts, thus I wont be tempted to refute his idiotic ideals, thus less trash for you and me!

Didnt mean to make anyone mad, It was my bad, I did kind of start it after all. NO MORE though! its over, youve seen the last of the loytonbeatingthehellouttafocker chronicals.


on another note how the hell is everyone? Our band just finsishid learning the warmth, by incubus. I play the drum part pretty much note for note, its very fun.

Well for any of you in death metal bands, or you pansies who like to play double pedals.. check this out:
[url]http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail141.html[/url]
*for the record my friend sent this to me*

There is nothing pansie about double pedal.It's for poor people,which alot of drummers are.

Well if you watch the thing there's a quad bass pedal, jeez. I was kidding about everything I said.

i feel sad...

I just stopped I feel good by james Brown to play a Mars Volta song...

[QUOTE=derryk]Well if you watch the thing there's a quad bass pedal, jeez. I was kidding about everything I said.[/QUOTE]

Shut up. You're tried to eat your own penis. and failed. :)

*severes duckinfutch's penis*

that was so accurate it wasnt even funny derryk...i come for the jiggas, but stay for jugga wuggas

[QUOTE]on another note how the hell is everyone? Our band just finsishid learning the warmth, by incubus. I play the drum part pretty much note for note, its very fun.[/QUOTE]Thats a cool song. Speaking of cool song, the first song on your myspace page was kicka[B]s[/B]s. Well written, good job.

It's ok.
The mars volta's guitarist is insane.

DuckinFutch- At least I can find my penis:P

:((

except for when you lose it in your room. sometimes it falls off when your sleeping and then your dog gets loose and buries it in the backyard

Styler just cut your penis off Derryk.
Now get me a taco and shut up.

yes ma'am :(

i hate my deoderent . if i dont wear it i dont sweat but i will later. ANd it gave me this rash in both bits. abd when i wear it i sweat more and it smell like indian from the mixture. i think i should just wrap towels under my arms.

towels solve everything. its a proven fact

*eats taco in private chambers*
At ease Derryk.You're off my duty for now.

[QUOTE=faith+1]Thats a cool song. Speaking of cool song, the first song on your myspace page was kicka[B]s[/B]s. Well written, good job.[/QUOTE]

Thank you, It took us a LONG time. Wait til you hear it with good quality and very nice vocals, youll dig it.

Acually, faith? Can I send you another song of ours, its just the barebones of it right now (my guitarist and I are the base everything else is just addition)

We are technically not having people listen to it yet till the bass and vocals are added, but thats just for a local image thing. Id like you to cretique it, could I send it to an email or somthing?

Get your own damn taco Ryan. If you didn't notice, when you went to bed I got your spot as #2.

Our old spanish teacher's famous quote was "I don't believe in deoderant." God, he creeped me out..

yeah ive been having these terrible farts lately too. maybe ill hsove a towel up my ***.

*Beats Derryk horribly with a knife and metal rod*
HA!Im number 1 as of now!I just shot you down to rank 38!
Ouch!
MG pwns you now!

[QUOTE=derryk]Get your own damn taco Ryan. If you didn't notice, when you went to bed I got your spot as #2.

Our old spanish teacher's famous quote was "I don't believe in deoderant." God, he creeped me out..[/QUOTE]
I once had a Spanish teacher who carried around a gallon jug of mystery liquid all day. He told us how to make Coca-Cola milkshakes, and offered us orange juice from his non-mystery jug. He used to skip in circles around the classroom while we worked. Someone trying to be funny once wrote "666" on the board while he was gone. When he walked in, he went into a panic and started yelling at the class for supporting the devil.

I'm actually not making this up, he was only a teacher at that school for two years. He supposedly learned all his Spanish from a two-week visit to Mexico.

[QUOTE]We are technically not having people listen to it yet till the bass and vocals are added, but thats just for a local image thing. Id like you to cretique it, could I send it to an email or somthing?[/QUOTE]

[email]Norsiedals@yahoo.com[/email]

Im going out now, ill be back in bout 30 mins. Ill listen to it when I get back.

[QUOTE=poppinfresh]i hate my deoderent . if i dont wear it i dont sweat but i will later. ANd it gave me this rash in both bits. abd when i wear it i sweat more and it smell like indian from the mixture. i think i should just wrap towels under my arms.[/QUOTE]


If your using antipersprent it sometimes makes you sweat more

hshshshs
hahaha
beautiful story
thats getting saved in word.

[QUOTE=KWG]If your using antipersprent it sometimes makes you sweat more[/QUOTE]
****

Wholeledzep-You have some seriously weird teachers.

Thanks faith im sending over the file now. More about it in the email.

[QUOTE=RyanTheDrummer]Wholeledzep-You have some seriously weird teachers.[/QUOTE]
Lets see, who else have I had....

Oh, speaking of deodorant, my geography teacher last year was a 22 year old loser who always had sweat stains in his pits. He'd always come into my band class and hit on the band teacher. He got rejected so much, it was hilarious. The percussion section (myself included) was the first to figure out why he kept invading our classes.

yeah my 8th grade bath teacher had sweat stains. nice lady but she had some crusty pits.

crusty?

[QUOTE=poppinfresh]yeah my 8th grade bath teacher had sweat stains. nice lady but she had some crusty pits.[/QUOTE]
Ew.

The coolest teacher I ever had was last year in English. He was a fat guy who basically hated everything. He had posters of the Rat Pack in his room which he threw things at when he got angry. He liked to take out a can of Lysol and chase kids out of their desks and proceed to soak the chair in disinfectant spray. Then he'd make them sit in it for the rest of class. He also knocked one kid's desk over while the kid was in it and then sat on the kid's head. That was probably the funniest thing I've ever seen. He was a d[I]a[/I]mn good teacher though, definitely knew what he was talking about. I wouldn't be half the writer I am (which probably isn't much anyways) if I hadn't been in that class.

in the summer when se wore long sleeveless dresses. whe raised her hand and i was in the front. me and my friend always beat boxed and blamed this aZn kid next to us. great class.

[QUOTE=wholedzep]Ew.

The coolest teacher I ever had was last year in English. He was a fat guy who basically hated everything. He had posters of the Rat Pack in his room which he threw things at when he got angry. He liked to take out a can of Lysol and chase kids out of their desks and proceed to soak the chair in disinfectant spray. Then he'd make them sit in it for the rest of class. He also knocked one kid's desk over while the kid was in it and then sat on the kid's head. That was probably the funniest thing I've ever seen. He was a d[I]a[/I]mn good teacher though, definitely knew what he was talking about. I wouldn't be half the writer I am (which probably isn't much anyways) if I hadn't been in that class.[/QUOTE]

oh man, ive got my bags packed. im coming to colorado to start school bottom up.

[QUOTE=poppinfresh]oh man, ive got my bags packed. im coming to colorado to start school bottom up.[/QUOTE]
I'd encourage that, but I don't think you'd really enjoy my school. Judging by your avatar and title that is.

I had this one class with 2 teachers and one was a nice old lady and the other was a middle aged woman.

The middle aged was was really mean so every once in a while she would turn around and this kid went "turn around bitch" and when she did she looked pissed man.I was laughing my *** off it was great.

Oh and the kid got sent to the officeand they called his parents I think he got grounded.Meh.