[QUOTE=victimofreality]My english teacher is always tot busy flirting with teenage girls so we do nothing in that class, and as long as we do the homework and go to class, we get an A.[/QUOTE]
That's rad. My teacher is quite possibly pregnant. She always has mood swings and stuff and her belly is getting quite big, and she always threatens to call our parents from the classroom. Once she did it to this fat gothic kid and he was aruging with his mom in class, it was amusing

[QUOTE=PlasticGangster]That's rad. My teacher is quite possibly pregnant. She always has mood swings and stuff and her belly is getting quite big, and she always threatens to call our parents from the classroom. Once she did it to this fat gothic kid and he was aruging with his mom in class, it was amusing[/QUOTE]
Those teachers are the best, just say something like "I SAW YOU EATING THAT FLYING FISH AND YOU KNOW IT!" in the middle of class when she threatens to do that.
Or say your parents died when you were a baby.

[QUOTE=victimofreality]Go burn some churches down.[/QUOTE]Dewd, I'm Catholic...not cool.

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]Ska is Dead was awesome

it was like a [B]super skanking orgy porno party[/B][/QUOTE]
I want one of these

[QUOTE=PlasticGangster]That's rad. My teacher is quite possibly pregnant. She always has mood swings and stuff and her belly is getting quite big, and she always threatens to call our parents from the classroom. Once she did it to this fat gothic kid and he was aruging with his mom in class, it was amusing[/QUOTE]
Haha. But no, it is not good to have a teacher like mine. Passing the APs are a major factor in spending less money to go to college. I cant pass if the teacher doesn't do his job.

[QUOTE=Gotkookie]I want one of these[/QUOTE]
You can if you buy me a plane ticket and lots of lotion

When did he say that?

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]You can if you buy me a plane ticket and lots of lotion[/QUOTE]
lol, hell no. Ill find my own super skanking porno orgy.

[QUOTE=shane italian]Dewd, I'm Catholic...not cool.[/QUOTE]
Pssh thats not posi...

She hasn't called my house yet. She always calls the African American kids houses.
kid - "nah mama, I was just doing mah beat in class"
and I swear you can hear the kids mom on the phone all the way across the room saying "not uh Deshauntay, right when you get home i'm going to whoop you *** boy"

[QUOTE=PlasticGangster]She hasn't called my house yet. She always calls the African American kids houses.
kid - "nah mama, I was just doing mah beat in class"
and I swear you can hear the kids mom on the phone all the way across the room saying "not uh Deshauntay, right when you get home i'm going to whoop you *** boy"[/QUOTE]
Where the **** do you live? South?

[QUOTE=NakedRaygun872]This is true but why work until you have to. I got c's in high school and I have A's in high school because I was all punk rock and was like "Screw you Charles B. Dunnigan!"
(that person does not exist)[/QUOTE]
Not everyone is going to be able to wake up on the first day of college and say "I am going to be motivated today." I realize that I probably sound like a counselor when I say that it is best to get good study habits early, but they DID go to college and know what it is like.

My mom tries to force Christianity down my throat. Like one time we were burning ants with a magniflying glass and she told me I wasn't going to make it to heaven

[QUOTE=PlasticGangster]She hasn't called my house yet. She always calls the African American kids houses.
kid - "nah mama, I was just doing mah beat in class"
and I swear you can hear the kids mom on the phone all the way across the room saying "not uh Deshauntay, right when you get home i'm going to whoop you *** boy"[/QUOTE]
funny stuff

[QUOTE=victimofreality]Haha. But no, it is not good to have a teacher like mine. Passing the APs are a major factor in spending less money to go to college. I cant pass if the teacher doesn't do his job.[/QUOTE]
No it's not, pay 800 bucks for a community college and get the same education for your first 2 years (getting the scholarships in the meantime) and THEN get specialized at a university.
A lot of colleges do not even allow AP classes to transfer because they are losing too much money. A lot of counselors and teachers at H.S. are full of crap.

[QUOTE=Gotkookie]Where the **** do you live? South?[/QUOTE]
Ha. California

[QUOTE=PlasticGangster]My mom tries to force Christianity down my throat. Like one time we were burning ants with a magniflying glass and she told me I wasn't going to make it to heaven[/QUOTE]
Aetheist here, recently changed from christianity. After I realized how stupid it is. :thumb:

[QUOTE=shane italian]Dewd, I'm Catholic...not cool.[/QUOTE]
Cathilc.... dude, what a lousy punk. Fight the system man!

I'm mormon.

I have never really had a religion.

[QUOTE=victimofreality]Cathilc.... dude, what a lousy punk. Fight the system man!

I'm mormon.[/QUOTE]
Hahahahaha that sucks

I'm Catholic also... but we never go to church

I am no religion but I'm not athiest.

[QUOTE=victimofreality]Cathilc.... dude, what a lousy punk. Fight the system man!

I'm mormon.[/QUOTE]
Don't you get like as many wives as you want?

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]Hahahahaha that sucks

I'm Catholic also... but we never go to church[/QUOTE]
Yeah same here. Catholic and Christianity is like the same thing, so I just call it Christianity

[QUOTE=NakedRaygun872]Iam no religion but I'm not athiest.[/QUOTE]
Aetheist is you dont believe in god, but its not a religion. You just think we exist, or we are some form of atom on in a larger human being or some crap. :cool:

[QUOTE=NakedRaygun872]No it's not, pay 800 bucks for a community college and get the same education for your first 2 years (getting the scholarships in the meantime) and THEN get specialized at a university.
A lot of colleges do not even allow AP classes to transfer because they are losing too much money. A lot of counselors and teachers at H.S. are full of crap.[/QUOTE]
The nearest community college by me is 2 hours away, and costs about 5,000 a year. With scholarships I can easily do better.

[QUOTE=victimofreality]The nearest community college by me is 2 hours away, and costs about 5,000 a year. With scholarships I can easily do better.[/QUOTE]

where do you live wyoming?

[QUOTE=PlasticGangster]Don't you get like as many wives as you want?[/QUOTE]
Yes, I already have dozens of arranged marriages set up :rolleyes:. Being mormon isn't bad, and it isn't all that different from most other christian religions.

[QUOTE]Yeah same here. Catholic and Christianity is like the same thing, so I just call it Christianity[/QUOTE]
Catholicism is a form of christianity, so It's kindof the same thing, but so are tons of other religions.

My friend is Mormon, he has 5 brothers and 3 sisters....his dad is a machine. I don't know if his dad has another wife or anything

[QUOTE=Jedi Jesus]where do you live wyoming?[/QUOTE]
Yreka, California. It is like 20 minutes south of the Oregon border. The nearest Community College is in Ashland, Oregon which is about an hour away, but I can't go there because I am not a resident of Oregon. The second closest is in Redding.

[QUOTE=victimofreality]Yreka, California. It is like 20 minutes south of the Oregon border. The nearest Community College is in Ashland, Oregon which is about an hour away, but I can't go there because I am not a resident of Oregon. The second closest is in Redding.[/QUOTE]
That sucks dizzle.

In my opinion I think religion is stupid, you sacrifice your time and effort for it. When there is no proof except written word, if there was a god then why has there been no appearence of him, or some form of him. They say jesus took the pain for our sins, they just say that because he was forced to it. He didnt do it out of his own will. Religion is all assumption, because people just want faith to feel that they exist for a purpose, but it seems that we have no purpose.

[QUOTE=victimofreality]Yreka, California. It is like 20 minutes south of the Oregon border. The nearest Community College is in Ashland, Oregon which is about an hour away, but I can't go there because I am not a resident of Oregon. The second closest is in Redding.[/QUOTE]
I stopped there. I remember we saw a van there and it was all spray painted with like quotes and one said "Kill your t.v." and I remember stopping in Weed on the way to Oregon too

Why the hell would you go to oregon?

[QUOTE=Gotkookie]In my opinion I think religion is stupid, you sacrifice your time and effort for it. When there is no proof except written word, if there was a god then why has there been no appearence of him, or some form of him. They say jesus took the pain for our sins, they just say that because he was forced to it. He didnt do it out of his own will. Religion is all assumption, because people just want faith to feel that they exist for a purpose, but it seems that we have no purpose.[/QUOTE]
Meh, who knows...

[QUOTE=Gotkookie]In my opinion I think religion is stupid, you sacrifice your time and effort for it. When there is no proof except written word, if there was a god then why has there been no appearence of him, or some form of him. They say jesus took the pain for our sins, they just say that because he was forced to it. He didnt do it out of his own will. Religion is all assumption, because people just want faith to feel that they exist for a purpose, but it seems that we have no purpose.[/QUOTE]
123 thats just what i think.

My stepdads son lives in Salem. He had to move there because of the Witness Protection Program.

[QUOTE=PlasticGangster]My stepdads son lives in Salem. He had to move there because of the Witness Protection Program.[/QUOTE]
Why cuz?

[QUOTE=noneed66]123 thats just what i think.[/QUOTE]
My freind gave me a great detailed, explanation proving religion wrong and how we are like numbers, I forgot it all though haha.

I'm hungry.

[QUOTE=Gotkookie]In my opinion I think religion is stupid, you sacrifice your time and effort for it. When there is no proof except written word, if there was a god then why has there been no appearence of him, or some form of him. They say jesus took the pain for our sins, they just say that because he was forced to it. He didnt do it out of his own will. Religion is all assumption, because people just want faith to feel that they exist for a purpose, but it seems that we have no purpose.[/QUOTE]
It isn't assumptions, it's faith. Some people believe it, some don't. There isn't all that much effort sacrificed. And don't you think if Jesus didn't do it on his own will, he wouldn't have allowed everything to happen. Since you made bible references, I will too. Jesus healed people, and can do all kinds of stuff. Don't you think he would have been able to stop it?