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[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]Did he hitch hike to the hospital?[/QUOTE]
:lol: :lol: |
Actually, he did. How did you know?!
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Why no thumb that would be a site to see.
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[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]I bet you were gretting road head from your secret Puerto Rican lover BOY named Juan[/QUOTE]
Not this time, I was just getting off work going through robbins (real bad neighborhood) and these kids on bikes were playing the "Whoever can get the closest to the car before getting hit wins" So some little douche runs out in front of my car and I make the sharp right turn into a HUGE curb (I have no idea why it's so big) and popped my front tire instantly and my rear tire slammed right into it afterwards which had a fast leak in it. So this is all over and I'm chasing these kids on their bikes for about 2 blocks with the mini-sludge hammer I have in my car. (I have this because if people beep I wave the hammer and they shut the f[color=white]u[/color]ck up.) I didn't catch up to them. So here I am sitting in the middle of the worst neighborhood that I've ever been to besides some of the ghettos in chicago with 2 hundred dollars in my pocket no cell phone no payphones and 2 flat tires. I have no choice but to ride on the rims to the midlothian (where I wont get jumped and raped) liscense bureau and walk to my girlfriends house. I get some tools and put both doughnuts on the car at 12 o'clock at night (it's freezing) and when I start lowering the jack (the cheap ones that come with the cars) it slips and my hand slams right into the body rust of my car cuting the main vein in it big time so I tighten the lugs get home to my girlfriends house clean it out with peroxide and super glue it shut. THis morning I went to the junkyard and get some new tires and rims for 27 bucks and I find out my A-frame is bent which costs 300 dollars to replace or else the tire will rub against the wheel-well. So I'm going to ****** rig it and sell this car for cheaper than what I had already had it priced and be cruising in my 5.0 Wonderful night huh? |
You should have killed the kids if you caught up to them.
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I took my shower, I have a chubby for some reason.
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what the hell is a chubby?
Dude that sucks. Nuke Chicago in revenge |
[QUOTE=NakedRaygun872]I have this because if people beep I wave the hammer and they shut the f[color=white]u[/color]ck up.[/QUOTE]
up the punX |
[QUOTE=shane italian]I took my shower, I have a chubby for some reason.[/QUOTE]
:naughty: um..... i mean..... :upset: |
[QUOTE=shane italian]I took my shower, I have a chubby for some reason.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for sharing that :thumb: |
No I'll go further than that. I'll track down all of those kids and when they have kids I'm going to a[color=white]s[/color]s rape their children on their 7th birthday, right when they blow out the candles.
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[QUOTE=CommieCanada]up the punX[/QUOTE]
OI OI OI!!!!! |
[QUOTE=NakedRaygun872]So this is all over and I'm chasing these kids on their bikes for about 2 blocks with the mini-sludge hammer I have in my car. (I have this because if people beep I wave the hammer and they shut the f[color=white]u[/color]ck up.) [/QUOTE]
Haha. |
My hand effing hurts.
Super glue burns like whoa. |
Screw homework! It's not punk!
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I just came back from watching The Bled
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I hate homework but i have to do it to pass.
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[QUOTE=shane italian]Screw homework! It's not punk![/QUOTE]
Go burn some churches down. |
[QUOTE=PlasticGangster]I just came back from watching The Bled[/QUOTE]
How many shows have you been to this month? |
I myself have been to two.
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[QUOTE=noneed66]I hate homework but i have to do it to pass.[/QUOTE]
Just cheat, it's not that hard. Remember, a C is as good as an A. Anyone who says otherwise should try going to a community college and getting all of their gen eds out of the way while getting new scholarships because the classes are that easy. |
I have been caught for cheating once...I just denied it and that got me out of it.
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[QUOTE=victimofreality]How many shows have you been to this month?[/QUOTE]
like 9 or 10 |
[QUOTE=NakedRaygun872]Just cheat, it's not that hard. Remember, a C is as good as an A.
Anyone who says otherwise should try going to a community college and getting all of their gen eds out of the way while getting new scholarships because the classes are that easy.[/QUOTE] If the classes are easy why not try for an A? |
[QUOTE=PlasticGangster]like 9 or 10[/QUOTE]
Yeah that's right...0 for me. What? |
Cause it's easier to slack off.
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I haen't been to any shows lately, I work nights on the weekend....
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Why masturbate when you can get fat
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[QUOTE=noneed66]Cause it's easier to slack off.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, try slacking off once you get to college. Not going to work. It really is worth it to build a good work ethic early on. |
Most of the good shows here fall on weekdays and local ones are on weekends.
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I have a 44% (F) in English. I think it's because I didn't do my Book Report...
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[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]Why masturbate when you can get fat[/QUOTE]
YEAH! and then you can rub your fat against your d[color=white]i[/color]ck and it will feel SOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOD! |
[QUOTE=noneed66]Most of the good shows here fall on weekdays and local ones are on weekends.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but lately we have been getting good shows like whoa here |
Ska is Dead was awesome
it was like a super skanking orgy porno party |
[QUOTE=victimofreality]Yeah, try slacking off once you get to college. Not going to work. It really is worth it to build a good work ethic early on.[/QUOTE]
Yea but once your in college grades dont really matter as long as your passing. In high school you have to worrie about getting in. |
[QUOTE=PlasticGangster]I have a 44% (F) in English. I think it's because I didn't do my Book Report...[/QUOTE]
My english teacher is always tot busy flirting with teenage girls so we do nothing in that class, and as long as we do the homework and go to class, we get an A. |
[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]Ska is Dead was awesome
it was like a super skanking orgy porno party[/QUOTE] Ska is Dead came here last thursday but it was 19+ i was mad. |
[QUOTE=noneed66]Yea but once your in college grades dont really matter as long as your passing. In high school you have to worrie about getting in.[/QUOTE]
You will have to work much harder to get a C in college than high school. |
[QUOTE=victimofreality]You will have to work much harder to get a C in college than high school.[/QUOTE]
This is true but why work until you have to. I got c's in high school and I have A's in high school because I was all punk rock and was like "Screw you Charles B. Dunnigan!" (that person does not exist) |
[QUOTE=victimofreality]You will have to work much harder to get a C in college than high school.[/QUOTE]
True but my brother is in college he maitains about a 70% and i never see him crack a book open. |
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