my parents are cool and i've never seen them fight

my mom is one of my best friends and my dad is the man but gets really stuck in dad mode sometimes when i'm old enough to be on my own and shit. he mostly just complains about laundry.

i think my dad makes 500k/yr

so im talking to my one friend and for some reason he brought up a friend's suicide like 4 years ago

mentioned that there were apparently tons of scratch marks around his throat and neck around the noose and that the noose was slightly loosened when his mom found him... so like apparently, he changed his mind when it was too late, and now i'm kinda really depressed

i don't mean to be a douche but isn't that what always happens? like is it possible just to hang there without struggling

maybe, i have no clue

but its not a detail that i needed to be told when i'm drunk on christmas :/

matt was kicked out of his dorm because we were really loud and fucked with both his room mates. One of them had a panic disorder and we would intentionally yell, kick the door open, beat on the wall etc to try to make him have a panic attack. then we would break stuff whenever he was gone and tell him he came home drunk and took a bunch of his xanax and blacked out and broke it. we also tried to talk him into abusing his xanax prescription all the time.

his other roommate was a really uptight christian and we would always stack beer cans into pyramids in front of his door.

they reported us and we were both permanately banned from that dorm and told if we ever spoke to them again we would be expelled

that's pretty fucked up dude, why would you do that to a kid with panic disorder?

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18757237]that's pretty fucked up dude, why would you do that to a kid with panic disorder?[/QUOTE]

idk man cause we were always on xanax and drunk and tbh it was hilarious.

he would always smoke weed in his closet and was REALLY paranoid about it so we would always tell him "dude the RA came by and told us he smelled marijuana so we told him it was you and he said he'll be by to talk to you in an hour."

Drunk on Christmas: The Chronicles of Mappy

[quote=adb;18757211]my mom makes more money than my dad, they both make a decent income.

I don't have a close relationship w/ either of them, but I do what I can to make them not hate me and it works well.[/quote]
idk why does your mom seem like the colder one, though?

[QUOTE=adb;18757240]Drunk on Christmas: The Chronicles of Every Family Ever[/QUOTE]
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i kind of feel bad for fuckin with that kid so much but it was really amusing and i have always loved to fuck with people for my amusement

Drunk on Christmas: The Chronicles of Most People

[QUOTE=blockhead;18757238]idk man cause we were always on xanax and drunk and tbh it was hilarious.

he would always smoke weed in his closet and was REALLY paranoid about it so we would always tell him "dude the RA came by and told us he smelled marijuana so we told him it was you and he said he'll be by to talk to you in an hour."[/QUOTE]

sounds like it was worth it

yeah what the hell man

I was kinda buzzed earlier and I think I was the only one who was so I tried to make it not obvious, succeeded I think.

[QUOTE=Haz;18757245]sounds like it was worth it[/QUOTE]

yeah we got a lot of fun out of it

its the same concept as trolling someone on here

we did things to provoke him because his reaction was amusing

pretty close with my whole family

My dad loves aliens and stuff about area 51 so I bought him a book on it and he was like "YES" but in an unexplainable dad sort of way that made it hilarious

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18757241]idk why does your mom seem like the colder one, though?[/QUOTE]

my dad abuses her

[QUOTE=blockhead;18757250]yeah we got a lot of fun out of it

its the same concept as trolling someone on here

we did things to provoke him because his reaction was amusing[/QUOTE]

it's when you say things like this I find it hard to take you seriously when you occasionally argue in favour of some level of tolerance and respect

your skewed and conflicted sense of morality confuses me

hes honestly just really dumb dont worry too much about it

yeah that's crazy and like sociopathic man, not at all normal

fuk u mom i dont wanna do the dishes i hope u guys get divorced ur marriage is gay as heck anyway see if i care i got friends who i can live with whose parents are the coolest

blockhead is basically like every last one of my friends

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[QUOTE=adb;18757256]my dad abuses her[/QUOTE]

only her?

yes only her, he likes me and my siblings a lot

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