TOLDjA

Feel like murdering people for no reason.

its that time of the month


also

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Yeah I feel like drowning people in my period blood.

man people are always trying to drown me in their period blood

and I'm all like

"who does that?!"

now I know.

if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem

Is it bad that the blood is coming out of my butthole? :/

you might want to see a doctor

oh no that's what you want in all honesty

Ugh my tum tum.

i'm gonna chainsmoke so many cigarettes tonight in my quest to not write this paper

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17644767]Is it bad that the blood is coming out of my butthole? :/[/QUOTE]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M17aG_Po2Y

i know but i just wanted to put the part that was relevant.

Ugh thank the lord for suboxone best invention ever

i like titties and vaganuses wut abut u guys?

[QUOTE=rasputin;17644793]i like titties and vaganuses wut abut u guys?[/QUOTE]

I like vaginuses and penii and female asses and titties and male asses

in that order

how colorful

You like peens over tits?

[QUOTE=Angmar;17644803]You like peens over tits?[/QUOTE]

I've never been much of a tit guy even in my straight years.

I mean they're cool but the emphasis some dudes put on big boobs is ridiculous. Boobs that fit the girl is much better than big boobs any day, and whether that means a B cup or a DD it doesn't really matter. Besides, in sex I don't find them to be super functional they're really just good for staring at in public settings.

Peens, however, are dank although some I've seen look hilarious and should not be tolerated

yeah boobs are overrated. they rule but i always check out butt/hips/legs/face before tits

jcs can appreciate a good peen

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;17644807]jcs can appreciate a good peen[/QUOTE]

This. I was spoiled the first guy I hooked up with had a black porn star peen.

But then a month later he got arrested for touchin 8 year olds and now he's in prison.

But I got a fat dub sack out of the deal so I guess it was worth it.


Gosh I feel like Jaundice telling that awkward story

it can be nice to make a big set of jubblies bounce all over the place when you thrash her though

yeah i know what you mean, i prefer boobs in proportion to everything else

Guys we're all god's children and we're all beautiful ok

[QUOTE=Apoc;17644829]Guys we're all god's children and we're all beautiful ok[/QUOTE]

As much as this is a lame post I agree with it way too much.

I can find win aspects in a lot of chicks that most people would find pretty damn gross. I kind of enjoy some imperfection

you mean you have desperately low standards?

[QUOTE=DERSIEGDERKRIEGDERKAMPF;17644836]you mean you have desperately low standards?[/QUOTE]

Idk people say that but I don't think that's really how it is.

I prefer some "weird" looking girls to the majority of "hot" celebrity-looking blondes that most people seem to love

edit: oh did he get banned for that post? really?

[i]i just dont follow the same standards as the rest of this shitty society you conformist[/i]

lol just as i was about to say "oh look a troll" he gets banned

[QUOTE=Anglachel;17644840][i]i just dont follow the same standards as the rest of this poopty society you conformist[/i][/QUOTE]

this

i listen to maps and atlases and hella gosh nobody understands me

Sup brus.

About to eat a Tombstone pizza, yum.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17644846]Sup brus.

About to eat a Tombstone pizza, yum.[/QUOTE]

sir, can i see your license and registration?


tell me, why do i smell reefer in this car

**** you, pigz!

*shoots every pig ever*

[QUOTE=Moon Flavor;17644850]sir, can i see your license and registration?


tell me, why do i smell reefer in this car[/QUOTE]
OH ****

put on your coolface guys

that was a lot of driving the past 3 days

I have an intense craving for cupcakes right now

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i had some tombstone last week it was good

[QUOTE=Carl Sagan;17644884]i had some tombstone last week it was good[/QUOTE]

Some of the best frozen pizzas, especially for cheap stuff.

[QUOTE=Moon Flavor;17644832]As much as this is a lame post I agree with it way too much.

I can find win aspects in a lot of chicks that most people would find pretty damn gross. I kind of enjoy some imperfection[/QUOTE]

dude I was kidding there is no god and a lot of people are aesthetically unappealing

it happens