Hi, mam. Your mother is in room 201, yes. Have a nice day, hail Satan.

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[I]lol @ Glen removing the cross on his forehead.[/I]
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dargon would not approve >:[

lol does anyone actually take Glen Benton seriously?

[QUOTE=Cocaine;16180669]The best thing about the news of him removing the cross was hearing that he's been applying for receptionist jobs at nursing homes.[/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol: For realz?

Apparently it was actually an April Fools joke.

Honestly, I bought it. He said he was considering removing it in the past.

I feel so so bad for his son.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;16180821]Apparently it was actually an April Fools joke.

Honestly, I bought it. He said he was considering removing it in the past.[/QUOTE]
i bought it until i saw the comment on the news section that said it was probably an apr 1 joke. i forgot it was even april fools day until i read that.

What's said is that a joke about him getting his cross removed and looking for a real job is probably the most reasonable Deicide news I've ever heard. I should've known Benton wasn't that rational.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;16180983]What's said is that a joke about him getting his cross removed and looking for a real job is probably the most reasonable Deicide news I've ever heard. I should've known Benton wasn't that rational.[/QUOTE]

Well of course, Benton is just a bit crazy.

[QUOTE=Apocalyptic Raids;16180860]I feel so so bad for his son.[/QUOTE]

[B][I][SIZE="7"][FONT="Impact"][COLOR="Red"]DAMIEN[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/I][/B]

That's kind of a lame joke... that's like saying "Hey I've going to make a somewhat rational and reasonable decision", and then later stating you don't have the intelligence to do so.

"Hey guys I'm going to quit listening to rap and neo-folk"

"...just kidding"

oh eff u

To quit listening to neofolk would be like to stop liking women.

To quit listening to neofolk might mean women would start liking you.

baby, i will croak over traditional norwegian folk music 4 u ALL NIGHT LONG

Girls are attracted to obscure and foreign musical tastes, you just have to know how to use it accordingly.

[QUOTE=Deth;16181618]To quit listening to neofolk might mean women would start liking you.[/QUOTE]

Blasphemy!

I think that'd be closer to working with metal, as people see me wearing a [I]Cause of Death[/I] shirt appose to a [I]Birdking[/I] shirt...

[QUOTE=Angmar;16181685]Blasphemy!

I think that'd be closer to working with metal, as people see me wearing a [I]Cause of Death[/I] shirt appose to a [I]Birdking[/I] shirt...[/QUOTE]

I think some girls are attracted to metal listeners for some reason though

I've been with one girl who was interested in me partially because I liked metal, all others seem to despise the genre.

I don't think I could ever be with a girl that 'despises' metal lol

most do

stop being such an dick

Metal is a manly genre that does not welcome women into it's hallowed halls.

If it's vag you're after, learn to lie.

A girl not liking metal is usually a plus.

metal only welcums men into its hallowed halls

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16182023]A girl not liking metal is usually a plus.[/QUOTE]

does not compute

well you see

girls that like metal: usually not appealing to the eye

girls that don't like metal: usually not not appealing to the eye

That's because girls who like metal are usually pretty nasty.

[QUOTE]metal only welcums men into its hallowed halls[/QUOTE]
Homoeroticism cums with the territory.

If a girl likes metal you can most often assume she's not very attractive. Of course there are exceptions, but I stick to that general rule of thumb