The 1/3 is not a hoax. You guys are going to eat your own nuts once you finally see it in the picture.

Plus, we already know that something is coming out 1/3/06 because of Maynard's profile on Td.n.

[QUOTE]The 1/3 is not a hoax. You guys are going to eat your own nuts once you finally see it in the picture.

Plus, we already know that something is coming out 1/3/06 because of Maynard's profile on Td.n.[/QUOTE]

I'd gladly eat my own nuts for this information to be correct. The fact remains, the band members themselves don't even know when the album will be released. How, in the name of Buddha, are fanboys supposed to know?

Well, I want to believe you. I just can't believe that douchebag. So, either tell us exactly where it is in specific detail, or make a picture of it with an arrow, etc. Your choice.

I'm embarrased to admit that I spent a good amount of time looking at that picture, including looking at it at 500% magnification. I see absolutely nothing.

[QUOTE=paganman7]I'd gladly eat my own nuts for this information to be correct. The fact remains, the band members themselves don't even know when the album will be released. How, in the name of Buddha, are fanboys supposed to know?[/QUOTE]

When, "in the name of Buddha" did I mention that it was the album that is coming out on January third? Yeah, exactly, Tool [i]does[/i] know, but we don't.

Jake, either tell us now exactly where it is (and dont just say at the top of the page) or make a picture of it. Either do that, or just shut up about it.

[QUOTE]Jake, either tell us now exactly where it is (and dont just say at the top of the page) or make a picture of it. Either do that, or just shut up about it.[/QUOTE] Lawl at serious tool fans :lol:

[QUOTE=faith+1]Lawl at serious tool fans :lol:[/QUOTE]

Not serious, just annoyed.

[QUOTE]Yeah, exactly, Tool does know, but we don't.[/QUOTE]


On what is this based?


During the chat, Adam said that they had not even finished recording yet.

You guys wouldn't even beleive me now, because it's not a literal 1/3. They actually used a method of encryption that I learned about from The Davinci code. It's not exactly "true" Atbash, but it's similiar. It's kind of a stretch, but it makes tons of sense. Like "douchebag" Marshall said, (:-*) the peices do fit...

paganman7- On Toolnavy, Maynard's user title says 1/03/06. I wasn't really convinced, but this picture really seals the deal for me.

[QUOTE]You guys wouldn't even beleive me now[/QUOTE]


That's inconsequential.

C'mon Jake, just post the Buddhadamn picture.

[QUOTE]Like "douchebag" Marshall said, (:-*) the peices do fit...[/QUOTE] Yeah, that's about right. It was made for you guys to interpret on your own.

[QUOTE]paganman7- On Toolnavy, Maynard's user title says 1/03/06. I wasn't really convinced, but this picture really seals the deal for me.[/QUOTE]


I'm aware of the page, but how do we know it's not someone else? At this point, I wouldn't put anything past some Tool "fans".

The picture, at this point, is a non-issue.

From the live chat:

[00:22-Sublunary] <mmmagenta> i just want to know when the album is coming out
[00:22-Sublunary] <adam> I don't know the due date, let's finish the record first


That's good enough for me.

[QUOTE=paganman7]I'm aware of the page, but how do we know it's not someone else? At this point, I wouldn't put anything past some Tool "fans".

The picture, at this point, is a non-issue.[/QUOTE]

Because, Maynard, Adam, Danny, and Justin are censored if a normal Tool fan tries to create an account with that name. This means that Maynard is really Maynard.

[QUOTE=faith+1]Yeah, that's about right. It was made for you guys to interpret on your own.[/QUOTE]

I'm still calling your bluff. Tell me your "secrets" and I'll shut up.

[QUOTE]Because, Maynard, Adam, Danny, and Justin are censored if a normal Tool fan tries to create an account with that name. This means that Maynard is really Maynard.[/QUOTE]


Because I don't know any differently, I'll certainly take your word for it.

I'm not trying to be difficult, I'm just a little skeptical of any information that supposed "fans" may have that the band members themselves don't yet possess.

It's ridiculous the amount of mental stress you guys are under due to a cd. I mean, yah, it's Tool, but damn, it's not THAT important to get worked up over, especially among the brethern of the Tool thread.

It's just that Faith is being a moron. I don't really give a shi t about all this secret stuff, I'll happily just quietly sit and wait for the god damned album to be released, rather than going through fuking scrutiny and looking for secret codes in the source files of a website. Christ.

Zomg. I get it! You just have to know where to look....and how to look at it......

It's all about the ellipses, dammit.

Secret stuff interests me. I like digging, hoping I'll find something. However, I do it just for fun because I know that I won't actually find something. Now, Faith is just being stupid. He's claiming he figured out all these secrets, blah blah, blah, etc. Then, he talks to everyone else in some absurdly pretentious way. "Jake has uncovered a secret. He is now light as a feather." What the hell does that mean?

[QUOTE=Diego]Zomg. I get it! You just have to know where to look....and how to look at it......

It's all about the ellipses, dammit.[/QUOTE]

Ha, now you have to eat your own nuts.

I told him on AIM, just in case you guys thought he found it himself. :p

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Ha, now you have to eat your own nuts.

I told him on AIM, just in case you guys thought he found it himself. :p[/QUOTE]


Shh... They don't have to know that.

Basically, I'm kind of hinting at is that if you would like an explanation, AIM me. I wasn't insulting your intelligence or anything. :)

[QUOTE=satchforever]Secret stuff interests me. I like digging, hoping I'll find something. However, I do it just for fun because I know that I won't actually find something. Now, Faith is just being stupid. He's claiming he figured out all these secrets, blah blah, blah, etc. Then, he talks to everyone else in some absurdly pretentious way. "Jake has uncovered a secret. He is now light as a feather." What the hell does that mean?[/QUOTE]
I know...the pretentious way he's doing it makes me angry, especially since he hasn't found shi t.

Secrets are fine (ie, Dredg), but to go searching through the source code of a website and then to pretensiously go on about how everyone has to put the pieces together is stupid. It's making me angry, I'm sorry.

[QUOTE]I know...the pretentious way he's doing it makes me angry, especially since he hasn't found shi t. [/QUOTE] Im sorry :-(

[QUOTE]Secrets are fine (ie, Dredg), but to go searching through the source code of a website and then to pretensiously go on about how everyone has to put the pieces together is stupid. It's making me angry, I'm sorry.[/QUOTE]
He has a point.

All the source in the splash page of toolband.com shows is the person who made it. once-upon-a-forest.com is just another one of the page designer's projects.

Sounds kinda "wierd" to me :-/

It might be true.

what picture is it in?

HEy guys! I just got home.

Basically, I got to the 'meeting' place at a little before 1:00pm. Then, me and my friends waited about [B]4[/B] hours, and then finally, Morgan came, with her friend Brittany(I call her 'boobs' because she calls me 'pects').

Anyways, they only hung out with us for about 20 minutes. Then we waited for Sara(my friend really wants to go out with her/main reason we went there). Unfortunately, Sara couldn't come outside. Gayness++++++

Now, I'm on the computer, talking to some peeps. One kid 'Neal' whom is obsessed over the girl I'm obsessed about. He's a cool dude, but...he has no chance(:cool:). My friend who likes Sara, and Sara herself(who I'm seeing if she likes that kid).



Yeeeep. So how has your day been?

[url]http://www.toolband.com/melvinsuck.html[/url]

[QUOTE]Yeeeep. So how has your day been?[/QUOTE] Pretty good! I bought a new china cymbal :)

[QUOTE=faith+1]Pretty good! I bought a new china cymbal :)[/QUOTE]
Awesome man!

Rockin dos 20's!

I saw a Ferrari today!

Oh, ok. Faith and Dude in cahoots.

This shall end the moment ROBOT BLINDWRITING IS RELEASED!!!!1!!eleven!!

I need a drink now.....

[QUOTE]This shall end the moment ROBOT BLINDWRITING IS RELEASED!!!!1!!eleven!![/QUOTE] Oh hell yeah he is hacka hardcore!

[QUOTE]Awesome man!
Rockin dos 20's!
I saw a Ferrari today![/QUOTE]Im a baller thats all I play are 20 inch chinas. :cool:

I just got back from.. a city 5 hours away. Anything cool happen?

[QUOTE=Darkness Of Greed]I just got back from.. a city 5 hours away. Anything cool happen?[/QUOTE]
No new real Tool news.

Faith knows something.

So does Dude3.

Robot BlindWriting was unleashed.

The usual.

[QUOTE=BlindWriting]
Faith knows something.

[/QUOTE]

Or does he?

[QUOTE=satchforever]Or does he?[/QUOTE]
That seems to be the question.