So it would seem, but I think there's more to it.

I'm on the Waxpraxis website right now, and I'm not sure why it's there. Praystation is the company that did the current toolband artwork, I think.


The middle segment is a poem of sorts, I'm guessing.

[quote]
function hacked() {
melvins = window.open('/melvinsuck.html', 'MELVINS', 'width=365,height=200,toolbar=0,location=0,directories=0,status=0,menubar=0,scrollbars=0,resizable=0,top=0,left=600,alwaysRaised=1');
melvins.window.focus();
}
[/quote]

[quote]
function hacked() {
// MELVINS SAY TOOL SUCKS !!!! HACKED BY JR FOR MELVINS
melvins = window.open('/melvinsuck.html', 'MELVINS', 'width=365,height=200,toolbar=0,location=0,directories=0,status=0,menubar=0,scrollbars=0,resizable=0,top=0,left=600,alwaysRaised=1');
melvins.window.focus();
}
[/quote]

That was in the head of the main page. I couldn't find where the function was used.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I've never seen this before

[url]http://www.toolband.com/melvinsuck.html[/url]

Yeah, the only thing I can find is the splash page source code which seems like just a bunch of random things, and the Jar Jar source code thing. That's it (although that site with the artwork is so awesome to look at). Was that what the big deal was?

I'm hoping that Chet Zar has some kind of hand in the making of the artwork for this next album.

[url]http://www.myspace.com/chetzar[/url]

Amazing artwork.

Has anyone tried to view the source of any other sections of the Tool page? I'm doing so right now.

I think he was more of an influence on their pre-Lateralus music video artwork. If you look at all the videos they made after Hush and before Schism, they've got that sort of feel.

I saw that Melvins Suck thing earlier today on Toolnavy.

Ironically, I think Chet made some of the little creatures in Schism. I could be very wrong, but I recall reading that on his space.

EDIT: I think Marshall was talking about the Melvins thing when he said he "hacked" Toolband. I think we(or BlindWriting) uncovered something totally new. :-D

That's cool that Tool respect their elders; they seem to be good friends with their forefathers - King Crimson, and another influential band in The Melvins.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]
EDIT: I think Marshall was talking about the Melvins thing when he said he "hacked" Toolband. I think we(or BlindWriting) uncovered something totally new. :-D[/QUOTE]

If thats the case it's rather old. [url]http://toolnavy.com/showthread.php?t=7891[/url]

See post #22, dated 01-01-04

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Ironically, I think Chet made some of the little creatures in Schism. I could be very wrong, but I recall reading that on his space.[/QUOTE]

Actually, I think you're right. I just have that image of the Alex Grey see through man from the end of Parabol/Parabola stuck in my mind.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]EDIT: I think Marshall was talking about the Melvins thing when he said he "hacked" Toolband. I think we(or BlindWriting) uncovered something totally new. :-D[/QUOTE]
Hah, we'll just have to wait and see what Dude3 has to say when he gets back.

I posted that "poem" as a comment on Adam's space, but he has his settings so that he has to approve every comment, so it probably won't even get posted. :(

Marshall, you're a bastard.

I love you to jake. :-*

It was the Melvins thing...

Wow

Eheheh, told you guys so :p

Um, holy ****.

Look at the Melvins picture more closey.

Do you see the date near the top? JANUARY THIRD ZOMG

So that really was Maynard then. :eek:

Jake put the pieces together. He is now light as a feather. Tool may suck, but the [B]video[/B] proves there is more.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Um, holy ****.

Look at the Melvins picture more closey.

Do you see the date near the top? JANUARY THIRD ZOMG

So that really was Maynard then. :eek:[/QUOTE]

I've been looking for about 15 minutes and I can't see anything. Does it really say January 3rd? Can you possibly make a picture of it with some type of arrow or something because I feel really blind right now. It just looks like the same picture over and over.

EDIT: I still can't find any type of date in the picture. :confused:

[QUOTE=Toolshed.down.net]A few different anonymous tipsters report that Tool has been confirmed to play next year's Big Day Out festival in Australia, a festival which hits several major cities Down Under. More on this to follow. §[/QUOTE]

Probably old news, but what the heck. I haven't been to T.D.N. since July, so I didn't know.

That does none of us any good, except for Gmac. :upset:

So, that would gauruntee a pre-Summer 06 release. Woop de doo! :p

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]That does none of us any good, except for Gmac. :upset:

So, that would gauruntee a pre-Summer 06 release. Woop de doo! :p[/QUOTE]

I think Faith + 1 knows a lot more than we do and I don't think he wants to tell us and I think it's driving me nuts. I need to go play some street hockey now to relieve the stress.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Um, holy ****.

Look at the Melvins picture more closey.

Do you see the date near the top? JANUARY THIRD ZOMG

So that really was Maynard then. :eek:[/QUOTE]
I don't see a date.

[QUOTE=satchforever]I've been looking for about 15 minutes and I can't see anything. Does it really say January 3rd? Can you possibly make a picture of it with some type of arrow or something because I feel really blind right now. It just looks like the same picture over and over.

EDIT: I still can't find any type of date in the picture. :confused:[/QUOTE]

I agree. I think im going crazy.

Where is that damn Jake when you need him!?

I think we're all going crazy.

Goddamnit.

I agree man.

Sue Tool. I bet you could make millions...


"Sir, what is your accusation?"

"The myriad amounts of delays for the new Tool CD has led me to insanity. I demand lotza money!"

It would so work.

Maynard would break our legs.

Only after we had all his money.

Totally worth it.

[QUOTE=BlindWriting]Maynard would break our legs.[/QUOTE]

With his mind. :p

He has enough money already. I'm thinking about suing Tool for insanity because of the fact that I'm the only one seeing the 1/3 here. :upset:

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]He has enough money already. I'm thinking about suing Tool for insanity because of the fact that I'm the only one seeing the 1/3 here. :upset:[/QUOTE]

BUT WHERE!!!!???

Please use Tinypic and demostrate.

i NEED to know jake! Its driving me bananas!!!

:lol: @ bananas.

Okay, I'll put it up on photobucket with a circle around it.


Zomg 7k in the coolest thread! :confetti:

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]:lol: @ bananas.

Okay, I'll put it up on photobucket with a circle around it.


Zomg 7k in the coolest thread! :confetti:[/QUOTE]

Thank you kindly.

This post is to allow you to post the link with ease Jake, and to make sure that you don't double post.:)

Jake can show you the date, but not one of you is looking for the video. You must put the pieces together.

What video?

Could you suppress your inner Blair for a moment and just say something relevant?

Agreed.

Rather than aggrivating or intriguing, I'm finding you very annoying.

[QUOTE=Diego][QUOTE=Toolshed.down.net]
A few different anonymous tipsters report that Tool has been confirmed to play next year's Big Day Out festival in Australia, a festival which hits several major cities Down Under. More on this to follow. §[/QUOTE]

Probably old news, but what the heck. I haven't been to T.D.N. since July, so I didn't know.[/QUOTE]

I dismissed this long ago.

[QUOTE=faith+1]Jake can show you the date, but not one of you is looking for the video. You must put the pieces together.[/QUOTE]

You're a fake. I'm calling your bluff. You aren't a member of the band and you aren't a friend of the band so you have absolutely no reason to just keep such "top secret" information away from the rest of us. We are all good people in this thread and I really thought that you were a good user, but this is just absurd. Stop with your cryptic, voynich manuscript-esque sentences, and just tell us what you found out (that is if you really know something, like you claim you do).

He has no video. :lol:

If he does, he would have splurged a link all over the thread.

There is no video. There is no date in the Melvin's picture. 1/3/06 is another hoax started by another pathetic fanboy.

I'm now beginning to understand why Tool fans are hated by most other rational people.

Hey Jake, did you make that tinypic thing yet to show where the date is? I really want to believe you. As you sound much more convincing then Faith does.