oh man i missed it! all the good stuff happens when im somewhere else!

where's jelle, he'd eat this **** up

Posts been long since deleted Dargon... no point in linking it everywhere...

[QUOTE=Dargon;15598184]where's jelle, he'd eat this **** up[/QUOTE]

wait that was him?

was she really 11?

I don't think so, older.

[QUOTE]wait that was him?[/QUOTE]

Reference to the joke that Jelle is a pedophile.

[QUOTE=Silenius;15598195]Posts been long since deleted Dargon... no point in linking it everywhere...[/QUOTE]

I didn't hard delete any of it Jelle can still see it all if he decides he wants to :p

sad

[QUOTE=Silenius;15598203]Reference to the joke that Jelle is a pedophile.[/QUOTE]
reference to another joke nvm

:lol:

Haha, bastards.


I looked. :o

:hi5:


*fapfapfap*

[url]http://fukung.net/images/7249/holywtf.gif[/url]

:lol:

I remember seeing an MXer with that avy but I don't recall who it is.

ahahahhaha

Turtle soup had it I believe

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15598227]Haha, bastards.


I looked. :o[/QUOTE]

report'd

girl was definitely underage

old.

just old.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15598268]report'd

[B]girl was definitely underage[/B][/QUOTE]


which means you look'd too :p

i didnt know she was underage until i noticed she had no boobs

Hah! I saw that you were trying to induce child pronografy into our thread so I didn't click the link! You're a horrible person.

[QUOTE=NemesisDivina;15598305]which means you look'd too :p[/QUOTE]
Well duh, I didn't know what it was when I clicked it.

[size=1]the first time[/size]
[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;15598312]i didnt know she was underage until i noticed she had no boobs[/QUOTE]
and a tight omnibus *shifty*

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15598810]Well duh, I didn't know what it was when I clicked it.

[size=1]the first time[/size][/QUOTE]

:lol: rofl

+repped

Last night I saw a documentary about those girls. It was very touching.

[url]http://www.five.tv/media/image/11969431.jpg[/url]

If they have sex is it considered a threesome?

That was posted at another forum. :lol:



Yeah this is a long story...but very much worth your time if you have it to waste.

Part I

So I have this friend of mine. Let's call him Edgar(that being his real name). Me, him, and few friends went to Carl's Jr. one time to eat(no ****). This is one of those Carl's Jr. resturants that is merged with a Green Burrito food chain. Edgar was ordering food for all of us and he asked what I wanted. I told him to ask for a "Big Ed" burrito(even though there is no such burrito in existence). So Edgar, non the wiser, ordered a "Big Ed" burrito. The cashier just stared at him. So Edgar asked again. The cashier stared at him yet again and blankly said, "We don't have anything like that on the menu, take a look." Edgar looked at the menu and realized he made a jackass out of himself.

Part II

Since then, we would occasionally go bother Edgar at his workplace(now former workplace, you'll see why). He worked the drive-thru at a del taco and we would go to the window and order a big ed just to **** with him.

One day we bought our friend, Sergio with us. And Sergio loves to moon people. It WAS his trademark until this whole ordeal happened. So we go up to the menu and order a "big ed" yet again. Which turned out to a huge mistake since it was apparently a bad day for Edgar.

So as we drive up to the window, Sergio prepares his *** by sticking it out of the window. Everyone else chuckles in anticipation until I look toward the pick-up window and realize the horrible horrible situation we put Sergio in.

"Sergio, the **** back in the car!!!"

Sergio goes, "Huh?" and takes a look at the window. There, at the drive thru pick-up window was Big Ed's "Burrito" sticking out of the window. Everyone was in shock. Especially Sergio.

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" He screamed out at the top of his lungs. And before any other warnings Genitalia collided with orifice and Sergio was scared for life, while Edgar would face the reality of looking for a new job.

To this day, I could still think of how it could have been different. The driver could have easily just stopped the car. Sergio could have simply pulled his rear-end back into the vehicle(where it belonged), thus saving his anal virginity and dignity. And Edgar could have pulled his **** back into his pants. Though he says himself that his view of the car wasn't that good from his spot and he just saw Sergio's *** come into view a mere 2 seconds before they collided. I call bullshit on that.

And right after the whole ordeal, Sergio made us all swear that we would not tell this story to anyone else....and I never did.

:lol: either way its hawt

I think I need to put pants on after reading that story

<_<

It wouldve been better if Edgar had stuck an actual burrito in his ***

Damn that's a good story :lol:

Today's my birthday.

I question the validity of that story.

One: Edgar needs to have gotten an erection in a Taco Bell/whatever, which isn't the most homoerotic of places.

Two: Sergio needs to have had his arse facing pretty much parallel to the direction of travel, for the momentum of the car to push his arsehole around Edgar's ****. Unlikely.

Three: As above, Edgar needs to have his **** facing pretty much parallel (and inverse) to the direction of travel, in order to truly penetrate the arse. As he was at a drivethrough window, it's more likely he was pointing straight out or has a severe bend.

Four: Almost all drivethrough windows are quite a bit higher than a car window, as a safety measure for the cashier. Either Sergio had his arse above the height of the car, or Edgar is one well-hung dude.

I just came back from watching LA Galaxy get their a'ss handed to them on a platter by Sydney FC. SYDNEY FC. I mean, i knew Americans sucked at football but comeon... Fantastic match though, 5-3, with a goal for Becks, a red card, an almost fight, everything.

[QUOTE=Riva;15600052]I question the validity of that story.

One: Edgar needs to have gotten an erection in a Taco Bell/whatever, which isn't the most homoerotic of places.

Two: Sergio needs to have had his arse facing pretty much parallel to the direction of travel, for the momentum of the car to push his arsehole around Edgar's ****. Unlikely.

Three: As above, Edgar needs to have his **** facing pretty much parallel (and inverse) to the direction of travel, in order to truly penetrate the arse. As he was at a drivethrough window, it's more likely he was pointing straight out or has a severe bend.

Four: Almost all drivethrough windows are quite a bit higher than a car window, as a safety measure for the cashier. Either Sergio had his arse above the height of the car, or Edgar is one well-hung dude.[/QUOTE]
Again, with quadratics :p

Quiet Riot's singer died

Hey Riva, I played Bad Dudes yesterday with a friend :p

NP: Mike Oldfield - part 1

hawthorn heights singer died too

So I'm trying to remember the titles of all of the Studio Ghibli movies I've seen. You see, a channel here called SBS (Special Broadcasting Service) is more or less a government funded channel that broadcasts TV shows, movies and news from around the world, in their original languages.

For about 2 months, they showed a Studio Ghibli film every Friday night. I found the first one, [I]Castle In The Sky[/I], and found the fantasy-based story and animation to be rather engaging.

So far, I can remember seeing:

Grave Of The Fireflies
Castle In The Sky
Porco Rosso
Howl's Moving Castle
Spirited Away

However there is another one that I am sure is a Ghibli film. It's about a post-apocalyptic world in which the rubbish produced by our industrialised society has completely covered the world, with humans living on top of it. It has something to do with these massive beasts who stampede across the surface of the rubbish pile as well. Ring any bells for anyone?

EDIT: Nevermind, I found it. [I]Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind[/I]. Thanks Wikipedia.

[QUOTE=Kingofdudes;15600160]Hey Riva, I played Bad Dudes yesterday with a friend :p[/QUOTE]

Veddy nice.

[QUOTE=Kingofdudes;15600160]NP: Mike Oldfield - part 1[/QUOTE]

Veddy nice indeed.

SBSness is next to godlyness

they have the best movies evar!

They aren't Sex-Before-Sleep anymore though. :(

It's nearly impossible to find a movie where every second scene involves a dozen naked Swedish/Dutch/German women.

[QUOTE=big80smullet;15600176]hawthorn heights singer died too[/QUOTE]

sweeet