[QUOTE=Cocaine;17299789]Free GZA show in a week and I have to miss it because I'm working a ****ing New Kids on the Block show.[/QUOTE]
i know its wrong but i find this to be hilarious.
sucks youre missing it

whoooooooooaaaaoooo!! Hangin tough!!

sup bros

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17299782]Do you even know why you got fired?[/QUOTE]If we're still talking about the apartments, the manager at one of the buildings was butthurt because I was supposed to mop the laundry room, but I was exhausted so I just poured Ajax all over the floor and dumped water until it was soaking wet. Then I put a wet floor sign in front of it and laid down in a stairwell for a couple hours. After that they asked the managers of the other apartments how much they really need me and they were like mmm i don't know he's kind of lazy and he smokes cigarettes in front of the tenants a lot, so they fired me.

lol that sucks, dude.

F[size=2]u[/size]cking hell man, that's not how you mop a floor.

/is a cleaner :(

Lol good job dude!

I was hired to water plants, they said I wasn't even allowed to use chemicals :(

Lol nice.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17299854]I was hired to water plants, they said I wasn't even allowed to use chemicals :([/QUOTE]

Why would you use chemicals to water plants?

Well it was always raining so they usually wanted me to clean dirt and spiderwebs off of landings and ****, and they said I wasn't technically supposed to use any sort of cleaning solutions on the job. That was just at one building though, the one I got fired from first always wanted me scrubbing things with Windex and all

is Dillinger Escape Plan cool at all? elite replies only

yes

start with Calcultaing Infinity.

I've only listened to [I]Calculating Infinity[/I] and I don't like it. All WEE WEE WEES hurt my head.

dooodly dooodly wooodly WEE WEE :[

is there eccentric phrasing and awing mathematical complexity?

it sounds like slayer

dude, **** is [I]so[/I] tech.

I've never listened to Slayer before. I heard a song by them on GTA once though

they sound like GZA

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17299912]I've never listened to Slayer before. I heard a song by them on GTA once though[/QUOTE]

Serious, bro? Not that I think they're amazing or anything but wow, I thought everyone has listened to at least one Slayer album.

It's one of those things that I put off on and on until I didn't care anymore. I've heard Angel of Death and Raining Blood, thats about it

My balls are sweating.

What did you do?

I'm watching The Thomas Crown Affair.
Pretty good movie.

the steve mcqueen movie is really good.

**** off pierce brosnan

watching ICarly, as usual.

downtuning the guitar a little bit more, and I swear I'm almost thinking about taking it semi-seriously as an instrument

[QUOTE=the2stranger;17299961]What did you do?

I'm watching The Thomas Crown Affair.
Pretty good movie.[/QUOTE]

Not a damn thing, it's just hot as **** outside.

Yeah its like 90 degrees here, **** that.

I want the cold and frostbitten winter back. :\

I like Winter because I can wear flannel and sweatshirts and ****

being really cold >>>> being really hot.

well now i dont have a job or any obligations so i guess i can sleep during daytime

my brother is about to have a bunch of people over to film a episode for some public broadcasting **** in my room though, gotta hit up the couch

I've got major swamp *** right now.

be a man, use your hand

Use my hand for what?

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17300208]Use my hand for what?[/QUOTE]

:naughty:

How is jerking it gonna help my swamp ***?

oh i was talking about jamming your fingers into your asshole.

lol I don't wanna do that

felt like 101 here today so fvkk off with complaining

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17300223]lol I don't wanna do that[/QUOTE]

why not its pretty elite.

elite it is