That's why it's funny

I'm laughing on the outside but I'm really crying on the inside.

Take some Midol, eat some Bon-bons, watch some Grey's Anatomy...

:lol: :lol:

Whoever did that gets my stamp of approval.

hbp is the top of the emo

:' [ May I please have my avatar back?

your new avatar just rules

:lol:

:thumb:

Your current avatar is really good. What's your problem?

Nothing, but I liked my old one a little more.

Well I think the general consensus is that this one is better

the new one suits you better

And general consensus carries what weight again?

[QUOTE=Hbp;15475301]And general consensus carries what weight again?[/QUOTE]

More than you.

lol ya

man i pick the best avatars

[QUOTE=Hbp;15475242]:' [ May I please have my avatar back?[/QUOTE]

:lol:

holy **** it's bad when 8 word's make me laugh for 5 minutes.

althoguh the fact that it was forced is the other half of the lol'z of it.

Riva you've been spending far too much time on /b/

So, uh, do I have to give another essay to get my avatar back?

I'm working on an epic avatar. It should be done somewhat soon, then I'll post my essay.

[QUOTE=Hbp;15484402]So, uh, do I have to give another essay to get my avatar back?[/QUOTE]

Yes.

[QUOTE=pate;15484513]I'm working on an epic avatar. It should be done somewhat soon, then I'll post my essay.[/QUOTE]

Copypasta made with my example essay is frowned on.

[QUOTE=pate;15484513]I'm working on an epic avatar. It should be done somewhat soon, then I'll post my essay.[/QUOTE]

pate is changing avatars :amaze:

Hbp has been a member of the Sputnik Family for almost 2 years now. He has spent most of his time dwelling inside of the R&M forums with occasional inputs to multiple other forums/threads (158 to be exact). Up until the date of Monday, October 29, Hbp had been granted a large avatar of his choice, a Hellraiser movie poster for his love and affinity of the horror genre. This avatar was stripped of him by a man named Riva, a man with nothing to loose. Riva's modding skills have since been questioned by multiple participating members of the Sputnik Community. Hbp, however, is a man who has learned over his 15 years of existance to forgive and forget and knows that one slip up should not be marked on Riva's Modding Transcript, and that it will be buried by his selfless modding of R&M.

While Hbp knows that his spelling skillz are that of an oversized Baboon, he is working on them, and is currently attending Angmar's Skool ov Spelling Nd Grammar 4 times a week, working to improve them. No longer will misspelling be a problem for Hbp!

In conclusion my friends, I come before you not as a man, but as a man stripped of his dignity (in this case, avatar) like Denzel Washington in Glory, Tom Hanks in Cast Away, and Bruce Willis in Live Free Or Die Hard (Yippie Ki Yay Mutha ****a's).


Citations:

[url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/profile.php?name=Hbp[/url]

[url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/[/url]

[url]
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?p=15484698#post15484698[/url]


Avatar:

[url]http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e246/AtreyuUnicorn/untitled.jpg[/url]

That guy looks like (a much younger) Angus Young.

And since I'm viciously slandered in this essay, I'll leave it up to Jom or Vince to decide.

PROTIP: Abstracts are things you write at the start to summarise the essay in 3 or 4 sentences.

You were not viciously slandered in the essay! I redeemed you!

[QUOTE=Riva;15484712]

Copypasta made with my example essay is frowned on.[/QUOTE]

You know me, I do solid work.

:confused: Riva?

We don't like contradictory essays.

[quote]This avatar was stripped of him by a man named Riva, a man with nothing to loose. Riva's modding skills have since been questioned by multiple participating members of the Sputnik Community.[/quote]

But then flip-flopping to this:

[quote]Hbp, however, is a man who has learned over his 15 years of existance to forgive and forget and knows that one slip up should not be marked on Riva's Modding Transcript, and that it will be buried by his selfless modding of R&M.[/quote]

It's tough to say what you're getting at here. Do you want Riva to be more like you ('to forgive and forget') despite his 'selfless modding of R&M?' It's hard to label someone as unselfish while chastising him by saying that R&M has questioned his modding, which is obviously not the case. If you're going to make statements like that, you need to use citations, which will see to it that you actually have to... you know, cite what you're writing.

Uhhh, what, what, and ok.

hbp doesnt even know what he wrote i think we should give him back the other avatar.

[QUOTE=Jom;15485578]We don't like contradictory essays.



But then flip-flopping to this:



It's tough to say what you're getting at here. Do you want Riva to be more like you ('to forgive and forget') despite his 'selfless modding of R&M?' It's hard to label someone as unselfish while chastising him by saying that R&M has questioned his modding, which is obviously not the case. If you're going to make statements like that, you need to use citations, which will see to it that you actually have to... you know, cite what you're writing.[/QUOTE]
Well it wasn't exactly supposed to be taken seriously considering my avatar was changed on me :(