I've never dated someone for longer than two months.

Currently I am okay with being single because I was rejected recently and need to pretend I'm okay with that, and also my friends who are in relationships are experiencing drama that I have to deal with.

Relationships can be such a drag sometimes.

I have some type of fatal flaw that keeps girls from being interesting in me for more than a day or so.

Use Axe.

i am so hungry

back to the cutting board

i just ate some malted milk balls

i ****ing love that ****

I have some type of fatal flaw where I'm the only girl that guys want to "just be friends" with.

Seriously, what the f[I]u[/I]ck.

i'll **** you if it'll make you happy

im making cinnamon chapati with some sort of homemade strawberry filling. i hope it turns out good

Today, I baked brownies and I am currently making a pizza. The dough is rising right now. Someday I will be really really fat, I just know it.

my dough's rising too. lately i cant really enjoy eating anything that isn't home made from near scratch

my dough is also rising

my sister made a cake

i think i'll go eat that

[QUOTE=iarescientists;16086985]i'll **** you if it'll make you happy[/QUOTE]
No, you wouldn't, that's the thing. You'd see me and be like "oh, want to go play video games, bro?"

[quote=Montana;16087019]Today, I baked brownies and I am currently making a pizza. The dough is rising right now. Someday I will be really really fat, I just know it.[/quote]
my dough is also rising, as i read your post.

[QUOTE=asdf;16087099]No, you wouldn't, that's the thing. You'd see me and be like "oh, want to go play video games, bro?"[/QUOTE]

i'll be the judge of that thank you very much >:|

send me a picture

she has n00d mud pix

[QUOTE=Eliminator;16087129]she has n00d mud pix[/QUOTE]

not n00d. also 12 years old in that.

w/e u lookd n00d enuff frum my memory

wtf send me something i can only stay erect for so long

well why would you use your computer standing up that sounds uncomfortable

[QUOTE=Montana;16087019]Today, I baked brownies and I am currently making a pizza. The dough is rising right now. Someday I will be really really fat, I just know it.[/QUOTE]

we can be fat friends

we'll just roll around everywhere eating junk food and watching jerry springer

mmm this is good

yea, it is.

spring break kind of sucks

Mine starts next monday. Until then I have like 3 tests. Yay.

Yeah one more week of class after a 4 day weekend and then spring break.

I don't even know when my spring break starts.

I hate having neighbors who work on cars.

i used to live by a bunch of white trash ppl that would rev their shitty motorcycles at 3 in the morning