[QUOTE=asdemonsburn;17077999]theres this fob chick in my business law class that is the most adorable thing ever

she wore a short skirt today and it was lovely[/QUOTE]

talk to her

[QUOTE=big80smullet;17077985]i curve slightly downward[/QUOTE]
yeah me too

it's annoying i can't decide if i just never get turned on enough or wot

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17077983]You're either straight or you're not bra

I believe you may be in denial[/QUOTE]

gay as hell

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;17078005]yeah me too

it's annoying i can't decide if i just never get turned on enough or wot[/QUOTE]
doggy + downward curve = G-spot stimulation

[QUOTE=Angmar;17078003]Talk to her

owait lol[/QUOTE]


shes always sitting with her fob guy friends

and I know you won't believe but I did catch her briefly checking me out last week

pen0r talk itt

[QUOTE=big80smullet;17078010]doggy + downward curve = G-spot stimulation[/QUOTE]

skill+a penis = G-spot stimulation

i dont curve at all is this cool

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17078016]skill+a penis = G-spot stimulation[/QUOTE]

this tbh

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17078019]i dont curve at all is this cool[/QUOTE]

It means you have cancer

[QUOTE=asdemonsburn;17078011]shes always sitting with her fob guy friends

and I know you won't believe but I did catch her briefly checking me out last week[/QUOTE]

whats fob?

you should smile at her then. MAKE SOME CONTACT WITH HER!!!!!

[QUOTE=big80smullet;17078010]doggy + downward curve = G-spot stimulation[/QUOTE]

i'll have to remember that one.

"bitch bend over"
"no"
"if you do, i'll make you orgasm"
"oh ok"

[QUOTE=big80smullet;17078024]whats fob?

you should smile at her then. MAKE SOME CONTACT WITH HER!!!!![/QUOTE]

fob = fresh off boat

making girls orgasm during sex is overrated

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17078019]i dont curve at all is this cool[/QUOTE]

less ability to target the prostate, js

[QUOTE=big80smullet;17078024]whats fob?

you should smile at her then. MAKE SOME CONTACT WITH HER!!!!![/QUOTE]

I did bro, its kind of hard to talk when the prof is lecturing

and fob means fresh off the boat, basically an azn chick from korea or china or some ****

they usually barely speak english

these two bits complimented me on my last week. i havent pursued anything because there's still the thought they could love my hair but think my face is the worst thing ever.

it's a tough spot to be in.

[QUOTE]they usually barely speak english[/QUOTE]
that makes it easier then.

just walk up behind her, tap her on the shoulder. she'll turn around and you just whip it out. girls love that trust me.

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17078016]skill+a penis = G-spot stimulation[/QUOTE]

well true but its easier if your little man points the right way

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17078029]making girls orgasm during sex is overrated[/QUOTE]
false.

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17078029]making girls orgasm during sex is overrated[/QUOTE]

except that they come back for more

as if i let them leave

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17078031]less ability to target the prostate, js[/QUOTE]

fingers dawg

josh don't lie, you don't even bring girls over to begin with

Sometimes I get so aggressive 3/4s of the hand gets lost up there.

he sort of does.


[I]sort of.[/I]

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17078049]as if i let them leave[/QUOTE]

I mean, you get some pretty funny comments and epic faces sometimes right before a girl's climax.

being behind a window is close enough to smell their pubescent musk :rolleyes:

fisting is the new fingering

forearming is the new fisting

i like to hold a watermelon while i fist