i need a good old fashioned to get this tension solved

yea bros, i find it hilarious how you think i was trying to brag about having females in my contacts

generally from experience those i know who have a predominant female to male ratio of contacts in their phone are into the strange homosexual ass play that we all have accused you of being fond of before adb. it's ok the closet is unlocked, you no longer have to hide.

adb said i'm a 3 out of 10 ;_;

i would say a 6.5 on a good day but a 3/10 behind the mic because i find all punk musicians unattractive for being punk musicians except for lesbians who i think look nicer for it, not in a sexually attractive way but more a wow i appreciate your aesthetic if that makes sense.

it doesnt

it's an appreciation but rather than a guy saying you look nice in a suit to another guy im saying you look nice as the lesbian frontwoman of god is my co-pilot

mappy has the "im ugly and sweaty and creepy looking alcoholic" aesthetic going for him

against*

you have the whole "help me im emaciated and homeless" aesthetic going for you.

other than my chicken legs I'm p good lookin body wise bro

youre lacking in the neck department

ur mom is lacking in the giving good bjs dept :lol:

you're lacking in the humor dept.

lol chicken legs. Definitely glad I don't have those

i have dancers legs

I was gunna say stop going to the clubs so much but then remembered you're only like 14.

Nevermind.

15 but thanks.
no i play soccer and do theater so it makes sense.

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*lubes butt*

nice

ain't got time for bitches, gotta keep my mind on my motherfuckin' riches

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commences riding mappy like the horse adb imagines him to be in his dreams

turrble

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLiH-XwxR9M&feature=player_embedded[/url]

:-|

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-jk5YF2MEY&feature=fvwp&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bncb8hvpslg#!

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCKTeRW3OhQ[/url]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAc56ePauLQ&feature=related

took a dump, feel a lot better now

cool man what else is goin on in ur life

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awesome
[QUOTE]cool man what else is goin on in ur life[/QUOTE]shit all

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went to the bar for hours and didn't have a drink

who's been clean and sober for almost two weeks ?

this guyy

[QUOTE]almost two weeks [/QUOTE]
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brent you would be an alcoholic too if you actually went out in public and had to deal with people

nah

if you don't drink and you don't believe in god then what excuse do you even have for living

give up you life for chist or nu metal or substance abuse