[QUOTE=Drum Phil]Yeah :) Its all good.

The other week me and my bessy were chasing a van around cause we thought it was the feds. We'd overdone it with the weed.[/QUOTE]

wow haha, that has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard of haha

[quote=LittlePound]can you imagine if it had been the feds....wouldn't have been good news for you[/quote]

It would have been worrying seeing as we dont live in america :amaze:

ahahhahahahahaha

Anyone heard of cheese dreams?

can't say that i have, enlighten me please......or maybe don't, is it something tha ti would want to know about

Is it like a wet dream but instead of smelling like piss you smell like cheese?

you don't even smell like piss after a wet dream, go take sex ed. again

Ok whatever you say.

Mhmmmm.

you never know , perhaps its a kind of fetish ;)
ok i never smell like piss after having sex :amaze:

If you eat a load of cheese right before you go to sleep it acts as a hallucinogen. You can have the most amazing dreams or the most horrific nightmares

Thanks for your input, ryan has no clue what he's talking about see.....


[QUOTE=RyanTheDrummer]I have no clue what i'm talking about.

[/QUOTE]:thumb:

[QUOTE=LittlePound]Im just kidding[/QUOTE]
I know.

oh god not this again:lol:

mmh cheese i like cheese , but i can't sleep after eating it , so no cheese nightmares or dreams.

Cheese as a substitute for acid?

Who honestly wants to eat that much cheese?

I would if i wasnt lactose.

so what is a cheese dream

[quote]I would if i wasnt lactose.[/quote]
That sentence just cries out for a prosthetic "intolerant".

hahaha dude.....that mad eme laugh, i don't konw why it was funny, i think teh whole prosthetic joke that popped in there, but who cares, it was funny

[QUOTE=CausticVodka]I hate babies and nuns[/QUOTE]
:mad:

I never said that. I like babies. They're good in caserole. Stop being libelous.

Sorry.
You're right.You didn't say that.I framed you.And for that I apoligize.

[QUOTE=Captain Cool]Only the strong forgive.[/QUOTE]
:D

[quote=LittlePound]so what is a cheese dream[/quote]

[quote=Drum Phil]If you eat a load of cheese right before you go to sleep it acts as a hallucinogen. You can have the most amazing dreams or the most horrific nightmares[/quote]

It acts in the same way as an acid trip

I'm going to have to test that statement now.

[QUOTE=RyanTheDrummer]But i'm a weak pansie so i don't forgive you. BITE ME CAPTAIN COOL!!!


:D[/QUOTE]
jesus says to forgive people man....or he'll zap you with his freakin' lightning bolts:)

and drum phil are you serious...it's like an acid trip without the permanent brain damage, more people should be buying cheese instead of drugs...jeez people are dumb

[QUOTE=Jimi Hendrix]Oh yeah brotherrrrr...when I didn't have any acid for the weekend i'd just eat a block of cheddar and go to bed[/QUOTE]
'Nuff said :smash:

[QUOTE=Drum Phil]It acts in the same way as an acid trip[/QUOTE]

Do you have somwhere I could get more information on these "cheese dreams" ?


On another note, I had an insane night last night.

[QUOTE=LittlePound]jesus says to forgive people man....or he'll zap you with his freakin' lightning bolts:)

and drum phil are you serious...it's like an acid trip without the permanent brain damage, more people should be buying cheese instead of drugs...jeez people are dumb[/QUOTE]

Acid doesnt give you permenant brain damage. Dummy.

Kind of harsh Loyton.

what happened Loyton...explain us your night

[QUOTE=RyanTheDrummer]You rock Loyton.[/QUOTE]

Yea, Like I didnt f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]cking know that.

Drum phil... you would be proud how hard I tripped balls last night. A wee on the scary side, but definatly not a "bad" trip.

-Edit

So anyway my friend and I got in our order of salvation. (aka salvia divinorum)

We got 1.1 grams of 5x extract, 1.1 grams of 10x extract, and 1 oz. 10 gram of salvia leafs.

We started out with a looooong musical and mental preping, we watched a Tool dvd of the Parabola music video, and had certain chosen ambient music for our trip.

We first just smoked a few bowls of leafs to calm us, and to test them out. The leafs wherent very intense at all, much better as a base for the extracts. After that, we then prepared a bowl of leaf basing then 5x on top of that. My friend said he experinced "melting" of body, intense sweating, dizzyness, and altered thought process. I made a bowl packed with TWICE as much 5x then a tad of 10x on top of that and the leafs.

I took it like a man (the smoke is ALOT more harsh than any reefer swag youve ever had.... tastes bad too!) and held my hits in a good 30 seconds each, huge hits. I was about to toast the bowl when I realised I was in a classroom.

It wasnt just a.... hallucination, It was me knowning I was in a classroom and not thinking that was strange at all, untill I realised that I was NOT supossed to be in a classroom, but in a house, then I started going a little bezerk and couldnt control anything. My sitter who was now sober led be to a seat, where I barely crawled into, and everything around me was changing. I was torn between being everywhere and nowhere at once. My goal was to get on headphones that had my choice of trip music on them, but I could hardly get them on later I was told by my sitter I kept screaming "THEY ARE HUMAN EARS!!!!!!"

and then some wierd **** started happing after I finally could hear the music... it was like I was stuck in this infinate loop, NO IDEA where I was, just blundering though dark chaos and everything repeating. I guess I was screaming at the top of my lungs and spasming, yelling "IS THIS NOT HUMAN MUSIC?"

Then that was just the start of my night, and I didnt even tell half of the **** about that trip. That was the most intense trip though, later even though I pry smoked 5 times as much as that through the night, (sprinting through the forest, along a pond, almost getting busted, getting away, getting scared by deer, then going to another friends house smoking there, drooling on the floor, getting scared and crawling, laughing nonstop but horrified, etc.)

That first one just intense. Never felt anything quite as overwhelming as that. Mabye I was in the right mindset, or it was just dark enough for my mind to play tricks, or I held it right, but it was insane.

[QUOTE=Loyton]Excuse my behavior[/QUOTE]
You're pardoned soilder.

hahahahha loser

[quote=Loyton]Yea, Like I didnt f[SIZE=2]u[/SIZE]cking know that.

Drum phil... you would be proud how hard I tripped balls last night. A wee on the scary side, but definatly not a "bad" trip.[/quote]

Suave man, suave

I just ate a whole can of pringles :cool:

Rico.....Suave......

Everyone go back to page 703 RIGHT ****ING NOW!!! DO IT!!!

I edited my message with a full tour of my last night.


BTW Best part? No hangover. Just a little strange, like shrooms.

[QUOTE]I just ate a whole can of pringles[/QUOTE] Scientifically proven to shrink your penis.

[QUOTE]Everyone go back to page 703 RIGHT ****ING NOW!!! DO IT!!![/QUOTE] Im cool, so I have 40 posts per page, which means im on 528.

he wants his trip explanation to be seen

i wanna try weed so bad