[quote=McP3000;17250385]i love a good lower body[/quote]
Yeah, she knows it too. She's told her friends that I know that she purposely wears stuff like that when guys are over. Don't mind at all.

sounds like a total tease

[quote=McP3000;17250395]sounds like a total tease[/quote]
She is. I was over at his house once and it was just me and her and she decided to do some "stretches" on the rug in front of me. Took all of my will not to pounce.

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17250397]She is. I was over at his house once and it was just me and her and she decided to do some "stretches" on the rug in front of me. Took all of my will not to pounce.[/QUOTE]

Shoulda done it, maybe she would have been OK with it.

[quote=RetiredAt21;17250400]Shoulda done it, maybe she would have been OK with it.[/quote]
She actually likes me, I know that for sure because she told my friend (her brother). I'm slowly working the ol' charm here and there. Can't force it.

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17250402]She actually likes me, I know that for sure because she told my friend (her brother). I'm slowly working the ol' charm here and there. Can't force it.[/QUOTE]

You force your iron will upon her and she will LIKE IT.

go for gold, ron. go for gold.

I will have my meat. I will.

If she ever waves her cunt at you, then you must stick it in. 'tis only natural law

'tis

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17250405]I will have my meat. I will.[/QUOTE]

Take the meat. TAKE IT.

[quote=Mr. Ron;17250402]She actually likes me, I know that for sure because she told my friend (her brother). I'm slowly working the ol' charm here and there. Can't force it.[/quote]
go go go
[quote=guitrguy;17250410]If she ever waves her cunt at you, then you must stick it in. 'tis only natural law[/quote]
unless you he had something that he doesnt want to tell us

huh?

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17250412]'tis[/QUOTE]

do not underestimate the power of the 'tis.

Once she sees that your will is stronger than hers, it's easy sailing from there.

[quote=Mr. Ron;17250419]huh?[/quote]herpecifagonalitis

then you bust your way into brown town

[quote=TimJim;17250426]herpecifagonalitis[/quote]
her or me? Either way I don't have penis pimples.

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17250427]then you bust your way into brown town[/QUOTE]

My penis' favorite town of all. Only the girl version, though.

okay then when youre lingually investigating her check it out bfore you enter the icthyoid cave of coitus

[quote=TimJim;17250433]okay then when youre lingually investigating her check it out bfore you enter the[B] icthyoid cave of coitus[/B][/quote]
lol

herpes is a myth sir, do not make him go through archaic rituals.

Indeed, just jump right in and don't worry about possible ramifications.

[QUOTE=TimJim;17250433]okay then when youre lingually investigating her check it out bfore you enter the icthyoid cave of coitus[/QUOTE]

this is probably the funniest thing youve ever said.
cheers my ginger friend.

I entered a cave in oblivion once without thinking about what may happen. You know what happened? I died. Thank God for autosave.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17250432]My penis' favorite town of all. Only the girl version, though.[/QUOTE]

hahaha

went to clean up my beard

then decided i'd have handlebars

nicked it

so now i have a tom selleck stach isntead

pix or dix

Mr. Ron are you gay? There is nothing wrong with it, if you are.

he better be