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[QUOTE=Iai]I haven't posted in here in weeks, it seems.
I went to a strip club last night for the first time. It was my flatmate's birthday, but hey, any excuse. Funny thing is, I wasn't going to go until my girlfriend, of all people, talked me into it.[/QUOTE] You and your crazy girlfriends. |
[QUOTE=Luxor]They're gross.
When you find yourself saying "Hey, I'd actually bang about 50% of the girls in here!" ... That's a good night.[/QUOTE] All but one for me. So a lot more than 50%. The ugly one kept hounding me all night though, and I'm too nice to say, 'Look, you're a minger, get as far away from me as possible please'. :p Andy |
One of my teachers heard me mention Tom Waits today and asked me to explain who he was.
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And what did you say?
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That he's an awesome singer/songwriter from the '70s who has sort of a cult following, and he has a really rough voice from too many years of cigarettes and alcohol, and that he has great poetic lyrics.
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[QUOTE=Iai]All but one for me. So a lot more than 50%. The ugly one kept hounding me all night though, and I'm too nice to say, 'Look, you're a minger, get as far away from me as possible please'.
:p Andy[/QUOTE] Was it full of dirty old men? |
Fair enough.
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I would imagine anyone would get slapped if they called a woman a "minger."
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I have no idea what a "minger" is.
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I learned that The Number 12 Looks Like You is playing in my hometown some time soon. My tiny little town! And they actually sound kinda good; sort of like CTTS but less heavy.
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[QUOTE=Superpeer]You seem experienced.[/QUOTE]
You're not a man until you've wasted some cash at one of those joints. P.S. That's one huge avatar and to top it off it looks stupid. Good work Jelle. |
I guess I'll never become a man... unless I get dragged along like in Iai's case.
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Today I lost the 2 picks I bought last weekend.
/bangs head on the wall |
I'm fayling all the classes the government says that I need to graduate (2), and getting A's in the rest (4).
Stupid government. |
[QUOTE=Wanker]I guess I'll never become a man... unless I get dragged along like in Iai's case.[/QUOTE]
I guess not. Eventually you'll wind up there since Happy Hour is pretty cheap at strip clubs. |
[QUOTE=pikester]I'm fayling all the classes the government says that I need to graduate (2), and getting A's in the rest (4).
Stupid government.[/QUOTE] English and Religion/Philosophy??? |
[QUOTE=no peros calentes]I guess not.
Eventually you'll wind up there since Happy Hour is pretty cheap at strip clubs.[/QUOTE] Hmmm /strokes chin It's still too much to pay for to just have va[size=2]g[/size]inas near me and not on me. |
I like girls.
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[QUOTE=Wanker]Hmmm
/strokes chin It's still too much to pay for to just have va[size=2]g[/size]inas near me and not on me.[/QUOTE] Ofcourse it is, that's why you only do it once to say you've done it. |
[QUOTE=no peros calentes]Ofcourse it is, that's why you only do it once to say you've done it.[/QUOTE]
Alright, I see your point I guess. You just don't want to be the guy whom all the strippers know by name. |
[QUOTE=Wanker]Alright, I see your point I guess.
You just don't want to be the guy whom all the strippers know by name.[/QUOTE] It depends on if you're rolling in cash or not. |
[QUOTE=The Great Decay]I like girls.[/QUOTE]
Me too. Except there's a chance they like you back. I'm in a surprisingly good mood tonight. |
My sister came home. I'm jealous of her cool camera phone.
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Well, no Coldplay for me. Tickets sold out too fast.
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[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh]Well, no Coldplay for me. Tickets sold out too fast.[/QUOTE]
God works in mysterious ways. |
I'm cutting down on cigarettes, only had one today. In bad news, I failed a math test today because I missed all of the lessons due to being sick.
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I failed a math test today cause I suck.
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I failed a biology test too, I think, but I haven't gotten it back to verify.
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Biology is easy, simple memorization.
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It is very easy. But not when you have a single note out of the two chapters the test is on.
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[QUOTE=Anxious Mo-Fo]I failed a math test today cause I suck.[/QUOTE]
I had two math quizzes in the same period. Who does that? Honestly. I bombed one, and aced the other. Score. |
Has anyone seen the movie The Cabinet Of Dr. Caligari?
It's pretty bitchin |
[I]Suuuuure it is.[/I]
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[QUOTE=Wanker]Has anyone seen the movie The Cabinet Of Dr. Caligari?
It's pretty bitchin[/QUOTE] Haven't seen it, but that's a bitchin' movie title. |
I have never failed a math test. I've never come close to failing actually.
I can't recall ever failing anything. Even this ridiculous music history test where the class averaged something like 20%, I still managed to ace it. Oh the joys of high school. |
[QUOTE=morrissey]I have never failed a math test. I've never come close to failing actually.
I can't recall ever failing anything. Even this ridiculous music history test where the class averaged something like 20%, I still managed to ace it. Oh the joys of high school.[/QUOTE] You're such a liar Amanda, oi. |
What are you studying in university/college morrissey?
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Wasn't there a thread called The Recommendations Thread! or something awhile back? I need a recommendation and the thread is nowhere to be found.
I'm desperately wanting more music like Efterklang. |
[QUOTE=no peros calentes]You're such a liar Amanda, oi.[/QUOTE]
Oi I have a 2.5 GPA. B-) I'm doing a double major in History and American Studies. I put the bare minimum effort in, and it shows. |
[QUOTE=morrissey]Oi I have a 2.5 GPA. B-)
I'm doing a double major in History and American Studies. I put the bare minimum effort in, and it shows.[/QUOTE] Oi. |
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