nm bro jus chillin

Watchin' some sarah palin lookalike porn.

It's hot.

[QUOTE=FrankieV2;17298324]Watchin' some sarah palin lookalike animal photographs.

It's hot.[/QUOTE]

lol chick is pretty nasty

Tell me what's more attractive than an older lady who's missing a few of her own teeth ? Huh ?

You got nothin' buddy.

lol

her daughter is sexy, not gonna lie.

well duh

ps, ive decided to spike my (ex)guitarist's corn flakes with Zyklon B.

:lol:

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17298171]we should all chill with adb so we can socialize him into normality whilst simultaneously making fun of him.[/QUOTE]

would be impossible, I'm incredibly self-loathing in conversations

I wonder if me or adb is more personable hmmm

me 4sure

it makes my friends laugh. Basically an inside joke, 4 of my co-workers share a big dorm, and 3 of them have gf's. I always make fun of the one who doesn't (he's probably my "best" friend). then say "you'll find somebody for sure, I know I'm going to die alone" My life consists of trolling on and off the internet,

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17297648]How old are you?[/QUOTE]

22, old enough to generally know better.

she is also asian

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17297695]Then what in the name of all that is holy are you doing on an internet forum? Chill with the silverfang **** and just get stupid on it. I found a willing submissive 16 year old once and I can't believe I let that not work out.[/QUOTE]

killing time. we'll see ;/

what

oh you're so slick adb

yeah I edited that like 4 times

you're the butt of your own jokes?

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17298469]22, old enough to generally know better.

[B]she is also asian[/B]



killing time. we'll see ;/[/QUOTE]

You have my consent lol.

its piss in my milky white genes

[QUOTE=McP3000;17298506]its piss in my milky white genes[/QUOTE]

Huh?

im hungry

gross. my dad's girlfriend just got here, who i havent met prior to today, and when i go out to the living room to meet her, 10 seconds into our conversation the sex scene in knocked up starts on the TV. I recognized it was about to start since I've seen it before, but it was hard to wrap up my banter quick enough not to escape a few moans.


awkward++

want me to rub my sack across your face?

EDIT: @ mcp

adb you gotta be a unique breed of straight up annoying as[I]s[/I]hole in real life if you've never even kissed a hoe

cuz im highly awkward and unpleasant to be around and i still get a little something here and there and you're way more handsome than me

no homo

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17298555]gross. my dad's girlfriend just got here, who i havent met prior to today, and when i go out to the living room to meet her, 10 seconds into our conversation the sex scene in knocked up starts on the TV. I recognized it was about to start since I've seen it before, but it was hard to wrap up my banter quick enough not to escape a few moans.


awkward++[/QUOTE]

hahahahahaha that sucks. She good looking?

hahaha

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17298556]want me to rub my sack across your face?

EDIT: @ mcp[/QUOTE]
got my hopes up before the edit.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17298556]want me to rub my sack across your face?

EDIT: @ mcp[/QUOTE]
nah im good my lips are chapped

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17298557]adb you gotta be a unique breed of straight up annoying as[I]s[/I]hole in real life if you've never even kissed a hoe

cuz im highly awkward and unpleasant to be around and i still get a little something here and there and you're way more handsome than me

no homo[/QUOTE]


there are no white people where I live.

I keep using that card but its true. I know a few girls that have been attracted to me over the years. I wasn't into them at all.

And I've never been a jerk tbh, just really awkward socially and shy.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17298557]adb you gotta be a unique breed of straight up annoying as[I]s[/I]hole in real life if you've never even kissed a hoe

cuz im highly awkward and unpleasant to be around and i still get a little something here and there and you're way more handsome than me

no homo[/QUOTE]

Aw come on, dude. Don't be so self depreciating, I think ur a qt.

yeah, at least he looks his age. I'm doomed to look 16 forever

[QUOTE=asSi1v3RfaNgsburn;17298571]there are no white people where I live.

I keep using that card but its true. I know a few girls that have been attracted to me over the years. I wasn't into them at all.

And I've never been a jerk tbh, just really awkward socially and shy.[/QUOTE]

That's why you need to get with them Asian chicks, they love us white dudes.

Idk, I'm really not that attractive, but I have a really good personality so bitches just love me tbh.

though with that said, i start showing my true colors a few weeks into a relationship, so that's probably why they never last that long.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17298578]That's why you need to get with them Asian chicks, they love us white dudes.[/QUOTE]

I've never known one that's been into me. My area is filled with stuck up rich asians. The girl I currently like is asian, but she hasn't messaged me back in 3 or 4 days. She's the only shot I have, and its not much of one at all.

[QUOTE=asSi1v3RfaNgsburn;17298589]I've never known one that's been into me. My area is filled with stuck up rich asians. The girl I currently like is asian, but she hasn't messaged me back in 3 or 4 days. She's the only shot I have, and its not much of one at all.[/QUOTE]

Dude, the thing with chicks is, you have to act like you're the ****, even if that's not how you feel on the inside. C'mon man, this **** is like Bitches 101.

A girl will come dude. You're not an ugly guy.

I know I'm not ugly, my looks are actually a strong suite. But I'm a complete loser if you haven't noticed yet

Girls get wet around a dude who is confident.

I've kissed/felt up a girl before and I'm pretty awkward.

People usually like me once I have time to warm up to them but most of the time people are just socializing on the go and I get all lost and don't know how to go about interacting like that.

Confidence isn't really an issue

I was awkward as **** in high school and I still managed to get a hot asian chick. Like I said, confidence is key.

EDIT @ adb: Yes it is.