[QUOTE=FuryInArt]Aye...bomb jokes will land you consecutive strikes to the face in a hurry.[/QUOTE]


lmao.

I was thinking more of, stupid juvenile comments.

The guys at my CoB show were big guys. I've been told I'd "make a good bouncer" btw. I couldn't have come close to winning a fight against them. They were like 6'5 245 very ripped. Not to be messed with.

haha

Eh, gay jokes will probably land you the same punishment.

[QUOTE=FuryInArt]Eh, gay jokes will probably land you the same punishment.[/QUOTE]


Yeah. Quite likely.

and....

"yah man, dont touch dat pocket, ive got my drugs in it" will land you driven face first into the ground. :p

I love how much we are just whoring posts - that guy isn't even in the thread anymore :p

[QUOTE=FuryInArt]I love how much we are just whoring posts - that guy isn't even in the thread anymore :p[/QUOTE]


silence! I'm having fun!

If I shut up, then you'll truly be talking to no one in particular. Wouldn't want that now, would we?

Power to the CoB thread sluts!!!

[QUOTE=FuryInArt]If I shut up, then you'll truly be talking to no one in particular. Wouldn't want that now, would we?

Power to the CoB thread sluts!!![/QUOTE]


Damn right.

At this rate I'll hit 1k posts in no time.

So, Charming, are you fan of newer CoB or their older stuff?

[QUOTE=FuryInArt]At this rate I'll hit 1k posts in no time.

So, Charming, are you fan of newer CoB or their older stuff?[/QUOTE]


Both.

My fav CoB albums are Follow The Reaper and Hatebreeder. I enjoy every song they've ever done, including In The Shadows.

Damn.............I really am a fanboy!

\whores all the Alexi guitar lesson videos, HCDR licks, AYDY licks, Passage To The Reaper, Nosturi full concert TV of the AYDY tour... I think that's all of em.

Ah yeah, the Nosturi concert is a fun watch :)

And In The Shadows [u]f[/u]ucking rules - I don't see why people have a problem with it.

[QUOTE=FuryInArt]Ah yeah, the Nosturi concert is a fun watch :)

And In The Shadows [u]f[/u]ucking rules - I don't see why people have a problem with it.[/QUOTE]


Yeah. Both are great.

As I've said, Alexi could sing about baboons and he'd still badarse.

[QUOTE=I'm Charming]Yeah. Both are great.

As I've said, Alexi could sing about baboons and he'd still badarse.[/QUOTE]

Don't give him any ideas...at least the lyrics are still intelligible (up until some of Hate Crew Deathroll and Are You Dead Yet). I rather liked Something Wild and Hatebreeder lyrics.

[QUOTE=FuryInArt]Don't give him any ideas...at least the lyrics are still intelligible (up until some of Hate Crew Deathroll and Are You Dead Yet). I rather liked Something Wild and Hatebreeder lyrics.[/QUOTE]

Maybe he could do a concept album about The Baboon, Chimp and Dragon Alliance.

I've never had a problem with Alexi's lyrics. I always have liked the Bodom lyrics relating to the whole murder thing.

\works of history

I liked the lyrics on Needled 24/7 and a couple other new ones.

Well, the history of Lake Bodom is quite interesting - the lyrics even moreso.

[QUOTE=FuryInArt]Well, the history of Lake Bodom is quite interesting - the lyrics even moreso.[/QUOTE]


Yup.

\has spent hours reading about it.


Meh. 3 peoples lives to bring us a great band like CoB is a small price to pay. Compare to Black Metal, those guys are nutcases.

You read about Mayhem and all those guys?

About the suicide, brain stew, murder and attempted prison escape?

Yep, I'm on the ball.

Varg Vikernes > All.

That guy is crazy yet oh so awesome.

[QUOTE=FuryInArt]About the suicide, brain stew, murder and attempted prison escape?

Yep, I'm on the ball.[/QUOTE]

Dead and his raven he'd smell to "inhale the smell of death". How he'd bury his clothes and dig them up... oh yeah the suicide. Which became an album cover. The guitarist who took the pix and was into all that sick & twisted pr0n. Who "supossedly" cooked his brain and ate it......and made the necklace. Then to be killed by Varg.

Meh. Why couldn't they have all burned down in one of their arson blazes? yes they made great music, but were also some of the biggest nutcases I've ever read/heard about.


[QUOTE=Necronomicon]Varg Vikernes > All.

That guy is crazy yet oh so awesome.[/QUOTE]


Isn't that the f[size=2]uc[/size]ked up truth.

[QUOTE=I'm Charming]Dead and his raven he'd smell to "inhale the smell of death". How he'd bury his clothes and dig them up... oh yeah the suicide. Which became an album cover. The guitarist who took the pix and was into all that sick & twisted pr0n. Who "supossedly" cooked his brain and ate it......and made the necklace. Then to be killed by Varg.

Meh. Why couldn't they have all burned down in one of their arson blazes? yes they made great music, but were also some of the biggest nutcases I've ever read/heard about.
[/QUOTE]

Amen - they were out of their minds. However, some of it could've been publicity stunts.

Man, read Lords Of Chaos. That book is FULL of insight about just about everything...

[QUOTE=Shattered_Future]Man, read Lords Of Chaos. That book is FULL of insight about just about everything...[/QUOTE]

Who's the author? I'll look it up right now.

I know one is Didrik Soderlind (or some spelling like that), no idea who the other is. Both are Norwegian, I believe...

[QUOTE=Shattered_Future]I know one is Didrik Soderlind (or some spelling like that), no idea who the other is. Both are Norwegian, I believe...[/QUOTE]

Aye...Norweigian names...that'll be a hell of a treat for searching >.<

That it will. :p

It's published by Feral House...that may help some in your search.

[i]The Rise of Satanic Metal[/i]? My mom will have a field day when I ask her if I could buy that...Jeebus. Maybe I can get my hands on a used copy from a bookstore.

Hahahahaha...

I wrote it off as a research tool. That's how I managed to get it. :p

It's an absurdly interesting book though...

Didrik Soderland is one of the authors and the other one is Micheal Moynihan. And if you guess wanna learn more about the whole Norwegian Black Metal scene involving Varg and others check out the documentary Satan Rides the Media, it's in Norwegian but has subtitles and has many interviews including some with Varg Vikernes himself.

[QUOTE=Shattered_Future]Hahahahaha...

I wrote it off as a research tool. That's how I managed to get it. :p

It's an absurdly interesting book though...[/QUOTE]

Won't work for a pair of middle-aged, Conservative Republican Episcopalians. Cons of being raised in a religious family :angry:

[QUOTE=FuryInArt]Won't work for a pair of middle-aged, Conservative Republican Episcopalians. Cons of being raised in a religious family :angry:[/QUOTE]


Same for me. Just switch Episcopalians with Roman Catholic.

My family aren't religous at all.