[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Well, congratulations on passing your driver's test.

I only got three points off on my road test when I took it a few years ago :cool:

I seriously am one of the safest (read: I drive like a grandma) drivers on the road. The drawback there is when your friends are drunk/stoned/both and want a ride they call you. At least they know they'll get home safe.

I would feel horrible if one of my friends tried to get behind the wheel not sober, even if he/she didn't get in an accident.[/QUOTE]
One of my friends only got about 5 minors.
Since then he has crashed his car 3 times, and only managed to write it off with the last attempt.
He also managed to vaporise a Bus-stop with his last attempt :-/

I tried, she just started shouting at me saying 'Its better than ****ing shouting death ****!'

So... I have a 6 year old girl on my lap.

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:naughty:

[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]Death = The best band ive heard in about a year. I say that about alot of bands though... But they still own. I missed my GCSE Oral Exam today, EEK! I had the wrong date on my exam timetable so i have to be in school by 8:30 to do it tmoz.[/QUOTE]

Hehe, you said "oral".

Ah, I played basketball a little too hard last period...I'm friggin' exhausted.

[QUOTE=Jelle]So... I have a 6 year old girl on my lap.

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You dog.

Really, it's those who do better on tests that turn out the fastest drivers - most confident. Those who just scrape a pass after 5 attempts are always crap and so always alert on the road.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]So a six-year old sits on Jelle's lap.

"Hey little girl, do you feel that finger poking you up the as[size=2]s?[/size]"

"Yeah !"

"Oh, look, no hands !"

/irrelevant post[/QUOTE]


l-o-fu[COLOR=White]c[/COLOR]king-l. That made me bust up.

I said "bust up" :lol:

[QUOTE=Med57]
[SIZE=1]Now for nobody to know who they are.[/SIZE][/QUOTE]

I know them, for various reasons. Enjoy the concert :)

[QUOTE=Joe]
Someone whos faverouite band is The Strokes was taking the piss out of Nirvana today, for being to 'Mainstream.'

Umm....[/QUOTE]

Kick them in the shins and tell them to get some perspective.

[QUOTE=Antihero]
I only got three points off on my road test when I took it a few years ago :cool:[/QUOTE]

One of my friends back at school got four minors and four majors in a single ten minute period on his first attempt at a driving test.

We had bright green t-shirts printed up to remind him.

[QUOTE=Superpeer]So... I have a 6 year old girl on my lap.

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:naughty:[/QUOTE]

You back with your girlfriend now then?

/Yes...Score 1 to Joe.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]

Your girlfriend's sister? Your cousin? Either way, stop being a pedo.[/QUOTE]

It's my cousin. She just imitated that naughty smiley, reeefl !

Oh, crap. ICB playin' the guitar...


[url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=14113&stc=1[/url]

Yeah, that's lame.

[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]You back with your girlfriend now then?

/Yes...Score 1 to Joe.[/QUOTE]

I smell a burn.

[QUOTE=88_Fingers_Joe]You back with your girlfriend now then?

/Yes...Score 1 to Joe.[/QUOTE]

My girlfriend is 4, thank you very much.

My girlfriend is non-existent.

Win.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]:eek:

Wow. That's either really unfortunate luck or... bad driving.

And how, can I ask, did he vaporize a bus stop? Did it just disintegrate when he crashed into it?
[/QUOTE]
He was a fairly good driver, he just crashed alot. Whenever I got in his car I always reminded him that I was his friend, and killing friends isn't a good idea.
The bus stop didn't actually vaporise completely.
There was alot of bus-stop. He hit it. There was signifigantly less bus stop.
The council are trying to sue him for taking it out as well, something to the order of £4000.

Unrelated, but I don't suppose anyone in here wants to decide what Uni I'm going to go to? :)

[QUOTE=Superpeer]My girlfriend is 4, thank you very much.[/QUOTE]
Dirty pedo. Glad I've kicked my standards up to 8 year olds now. Me>you.

[QUOTE=munky_magik]
Unrelated, but I don't suppose anyone in here wants to decide what Uni I'm going to go to? :)[/QUOTE]

It's down to Manchester or Stirling now, isn't it?

Before I give any adviceI may have, just tell me one thing. Where's Stirling?

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]Dirty pedo. Glad I've kicked my standards up to 8 year olds now. Me>you.[/QUOTE]

You're just jealous because I have a 6 year old girl on my lap. :angry:

[QUOTE=Superpeer]You're just jealous because I have a 6 year old girl on my lap. :angry:[/QUOTE]

No, he's jealous of the girl.

Thanks, Jom. She's liking it too, thanks.

[QUOTE=Bartender]It's down to Manchester or Stirling now, isn't it?

Before I give any advice I may have, just tell me one thing. Where's Stirling?[/QUOTE]
Yea, those two seem to be the best options.
[url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/atouchofgenius/Stirling.jpg]Stirling[/url].

Perro, perhaps?

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Jelle, I could upload the video of my doggy (er, myself) for her. The :10 one.

She can be like, "Doggy !"*

*hond ! (?)

/doesn't know foreign languages all that well save for Spanish and Polish :([/QUOTE]

Yes, Hond, how did you know? :)

I drink to much Irn Bru. Its official, 7 cans a day is bad for you!

[QUOTE=Superpeer]Yes, Hond, how did you know? :)[/QUOTE]

I know small words from other languages thanks to reading books.

Am I uploading my hond (er, myself) for her to see?

You have to really sell it that a hond posts on the Internet and can talk to her.

When she goes to her mom, your aunt will be like, "Jelle ! Stop corrupting your cousin's mind !"

Joe, where are you from?

[QUOTE=munky_magik]Yea, those two seem to be the best options.
[url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/atouchofgenius/Stirling.jpg]Stirling[/url].[/QUOTE]

Ah. Well I have no idea :)

I suppose it comes down to whether you want to try spending time away from home (or your home country, even). Do you?

England.

[QUOTE=ICB]Joe, where are you from?[/QUOTE]

wash dc area

edit: oh that joe

I thought you spoke French, Jelle? Dog in French is chien right? Just for my own peace of mind.

[QUOTE=jpjrulestheworld]I thought you spoke French, Jelle? Dog in French is chien right? Just for my own peace of mind.[/QUOTE]
It is indeed