Are you playing his tubas?

[QUOTE=Txus;15584616]Are you playing his tubas?[/QUOTE]

No you perv!

How gay of you.

np: converge

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15584123]I don't fit in either. Too weird and awkward for that. Whatever. :\[/QUOTE]

This. I normally remember that the average person is a douche though, and how lucky I am to have my friends. :)

Well, if you have friends, you obviously fit in.

Poser.

Oh crap, you're right!

Well then, I'm ballin.

Jeff Buckley's music is like a smooth wave in a river.

;)

So kind of cool to watch when you're little?

You killed my joke playa :(

What?

in a river of ****.

np: lion of judah

[QUOTE=Ghoul Hunter;15584739]You killed my joke playa :([/QUOTE]

Owned.

I like Jeff Buckley.

Especially Forget Her.

[QUOTE=i am the robots;15584752]my mom lost her teef while going balls deep on u last nite can u send them back?/[/QUOTE]

sure thing chap

Okay sweet, cause she needs those.

jeff buckley sux

[QUOTE=Spat Out Sexy Men;15584909]Pfft, forget [i]you[/i].[/QUOTE]

Done and done.

):

Jeff Buckley rules.

I do enjoy him.

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15584759]I like Jeff Buckley.

Especially Forget Her.[/QUOTE]

mAlice IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

Please, jason, please. :(

[url]http://i2.tinypic.com/6wngtna.jpg[/url]

Jason, this is no laughing matter.

Hilol.

sup RATL

LAVIGNE IN MY SKIN HER MUSIC SOUNDS LIKE SQUEALS

What's wrong Jelle?

Wikipedia is hilarious. You can't have trivia sections but you can upload pics or movies of yourself masturbating.

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15585084]sup RATL[/QUOTE]nm, u?

[QUOTE=Spat Out Sexy Men;15585087]I was looking up the U2 album Boy on wikipedia and it brought me to a rather extensive explanation of what a boy is. Sometimes I think people have lost touch with reality.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, who would like U2. >:[


[QUOTE]What's wrong Jelle?[/QUOTE]

Errythang.

[QUOTE]nm, u? [/QUOTE]

nm either lol

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation[/url]

srsly

And since this is all on Wikipedia, a FAMILY FRIENDLY site, I cannot be held responsible for any salacious, malicious or offensive images contained wherein.

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofellatio[/url]

This is much worse/funnier/more disgusting

They're trying to copy encyclopedia dramatica.

[QUOTE]American biologist Craig Bartle reported that fewer than 1% of men can successfully suck or lick their own penis.[/QUOTE]

I LOVE MY JOB

[QUOTE=Ghoul Hunter;15585144]I LOVE MY JOB[/QUOTE]

You mean taking care of the other 99%?

Jesus Christ.

[quote]Taoism

Although not spoken of openly in Western society until recently, cunnilingus is accorded a revered place in Chinese Taoism. This is because the aim of Taoism is to achieve immortality, or at least longevity, and the loss of semen, vaginal, and other bodily liquids is believed to bring about a corresponding loss of vitality. Conversely, by either semen retention or ingesting the secretions from the vagina, a male or female can conserve and increase his/her ch'i, or original vital breath. In Taoism:

The Great Medicine of the Three Mountain Peaks is to be found in the body of the woman and is composed of three juices, or essences: one from the woman's mouth, another from her breasts, and the third, the most powerful, from the Grotto of the White Tiger, which is at the Peak of the Purple Mushroom (the mons veneris).

– Octavio Paz. Conjunctions and Disjunctions. trans. Helen R. Lane. 1975. (London: Wildwood House, 1969) p. 97.
[/quote]

I'd like to meet the person who uploaded the pics on that wikipedia page.

On second thought...

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexercises[/url]

wikipedia>world

Yeah I found that page as well Tyler, whilst looking up "autocunnilingus". It doesn't exist. :(

It used to

This is quite the hefty thread.