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[QUOTE=Kage]I didn't know you were a drug guy.[/QUOTE]
Neither did I. |
[QUOTE]/snow talk[/QUOTE]
/looks at location /:( |
[QUOTE=Mister Blue Sky]/looks at location
/:([/QUOTE] Hey, man, same with me. Although, we're getting the first really cold weather of the winter this weekend. Probably be back up to 75 tommorow. |
[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]No snow here. It's been up to 60 degrees already...:amaze:
Wewt, my birthday is in 6 days. So far, my friends have gotten me half an ounce, and a pair of sunglasses from the dollar store. Cool friends own.[/QUOTE] And for a third time... I didn't know you were a drug guy. |
[QUOTE]And for a third time... I didn't know you were a drug guy.[/QUOTE]
4th time, I didn't know either. Quite a revalation. [QUOTE]Hey, man, same with me. Although, we're getting the first really cold weather of the winter this weekend. Probably be back up to 75 tommorow.[/QUOTE] I wish we had snow days so we get time off. :upset: Oh well, I like the warm. :) |
Also, my friend got beat up by a fat chick last night....
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For any particular reason?
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[QUOTE=Illmatic]Also, my friend got beat up by a fat chick last night....[/QUOTE]
:lol: How comes? |
We got some snow here in MD.
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[QUOTE=Happy]:lol:
How comes?[/QUOTE] We were at a party, and me and my boys (black friends) and my buddies (friends of any other race or ethnicities) can be pretty big a[size=2]ssholes[/size] especially if we're drunk. So a little into it this gigantic fat chick walks (or waddles, rather) in and I just nudge my buddy Fargo (note: Fargo is a short guy so he's a bit of a wisea[size=2]ss) and say something like, "Goddamn, push it back in the ocean" and he takes that whole thing and runs with it and narrates everything she does in a British accent as if it was some documentary about whales (ie, at one point she went over to a group of people and started talking, he was like, "When the whale tries to become a social creature, she finds that most in the animal kingdom would rather not be in her company") and since I'm laughing at everything he's saying I'm only encouraging him. Also, the more we drank and socialized, he would get louder and more and more people would start laughing at what he was saying. So then she backed up to let someone else pass her and he went, "BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEP" (like the sound trucks make when they are backing up). Unfortunately for him, she heard him. She points right at him and was like, "YOU'RE the one who's been making fun of me!" and then half-charges at him and ends up shoving him so far he goes flying back, hits a wall, and slides down on his as[/size]s. He stumbles up and she comes at him again and kind of smacks him on the head. Just as a note, I'm doubled over on the floor laughing so hard I can barely breathe so I could not help him much at all. So they're both out in the hall and right when things are about to get really ugly one of the fat chick's friends (who was pretty hot) comes out and calms her down. Also, as a postscript, one of my buddies, in his words, "hooked up with her [the fat chick's friend] like, three times last night". |
[QUOTE=Illmatic]We were at a party, and me and my boys (black friends) and my buddies (friends of any other race or ethnicities) can be pretty big a[size=2]ssholes[/size] especially if we're drunk.
So a little into it this gigantic fat chick walks (or waddles, rather) in and I just nudge my buddy Fargo (note: Fargo is a short guy so he's a bit of a wisea[size=2]ss) and say something like, "Goddamn, push it back in the ocean" and he takes that whole thing and runs with it and narrates everything she does in a British accent as if it was some d0cumentary about whales (ie, at one point she went over to a group of people and started talking, he was like, "When the whale tries to become a social creature, she finds that most in the animal kingdom would rather not be in her company") and since I'm laughing at everything he's saying I'm only encouraging him. Also, the more we drank and socialized, he would get louder and more and more people would start laughing at what he was saying. So then she backed up to let someone else pass her and he went, "BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEP" (like the sound trucks make when they are backing up). Unfortunately for him, she heard him. She points right at him and was like, "YOU'RE the one who's been making fun of me!" and then half-charges at him and ends up shoving him so far he goes flying back, hits a wall, and slides down on his as[/size]s. He stumbles up and she comes at him again and kind of smacks him on the head. Just as a note, I'm doubled over on the floor laughing so hard I can barely breathe so I could not help him much at all. So they're both out in the hall and right when things are about to get really ugly one of the fat chick's friends (who was pretty hot) comes out and calms her down. Also, as a postscript, one of my buddies, in his words, "hooked up with her [the fat chick's friend] like, three times last night".[/QUOTE] That was so funny I actually laughed out loud. |
[QUOTE=Illmatic]We were at a party, and me and my boys (black friends) and my buddies (friends of any other race or ethnicities) can be pretty big a[size=2]ssholes[/size] especially if we're drunk.
So a little into it this gigantic fat chick walks (or waddles, rather) in and I just nudge my buddy Fargo (note: Fargo is a short guy so he's a bit of a wisea[size=2]ss) and say something like, "Goddamn, push it back in the ocean" and he takes that whole thing and runs with it and narrates everything she does in a British accent as if it was some d0cumentary about whales (ie, at one point she went over to a group of people and started talking, he was like, "When the whale tries to become a social creature, she finds that most in the animal kingdom would rather not be in her company") and since I'm laughing at everything he's saying I'm only encouraging him. Also, the more we drank and socialized, he would get louder and more and more people would start laughing at what he was saying. So then she backed up to let someone else pass her and he went, "BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEP" (like the sound trucks make when they are backing up). Unfortunately for him, she heard him. She points right at him and was like, "YOU'RE the one who's been making fun of me!" and then half-charges at him and ends up shoving him so far he goes flying back, hits a wall, and slides down on his as[/size]s. He stumbles up and she comes at him again and kind of smacks him on the head. Just as a note, I'm doubled over on the floor laughing so hard I can barely breathe so I could not help him much at all. So they're both out in the hall and right when things are about to get really ugly one of the fat chick's friends (who was pretty hot) comes out and calms her down. Also, as a postscript, one of my buddies, in his words, "hooked up with her [the fat chick's friend] like, three times last night".[/QUOTE] :BIGFU[SIZE=2]CKING[/SIZE]LULZ: Man, your friend got owned by a fat girl. |
Last night me and some friends got really plastered and my friend Luke started coming onto me... that was really uncomfortable... I'm never gonna look at him in the same light again.
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hahaha that's hilarious.
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[QUOTE=Slug]hahaha that's hilarious.[/QUOTE]
No, that's horrifying! |
Hysterical story, Ray. Hahahahhaa.
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[QUOTE=Illmatic]Fat chick story.[/QUOTE]
:lol: [QUOTE=Eleventeen]Last night me and some friends got really plastered and my friend Luke started coming onto me... that was really uncomfortable... I'm never gonna look at him in the same light again.[/QUOTE] Awkward and disturbing :/ I went to a pretty good party myself last night. I've never played piano drunk before, let alone kissing a girl at the same time as playing a duet with her. Only downside is, she has a boyfriend, so that's something I may have to deal with at some point :/ Oh well. NP:Bach - Passacaglia And Fugue in C minor |
I just spent the past 3 hours shoveling my long a[I]s[/I]s drive way which just happend to be on a hill. Also, my snow blower just happened to be broken. No I have to study for 3 tests tomorrow.
That fat chick story was hilarious. |
[QUOTE=metal guitar]:lol:
Awkward and disturbing :/ I went to a pretty good party myself last night. I've never played piano drunk before, let alone kissing a girl at the same time as playing a duet with her. Only downside is, she has a boyfriend, so that's something I may have to deal with at some point :/ Oh well. NP:Bach - Passacaglia And Fugue in C minor[/QUOTE] i have a party coming up soon, a girl i know is organising it in a church hall cos it was cheap to rent, i have to get all the drink for it as i'm one of the few over-18's going. it should be good, if i'm incredibly lucky i'll pull, i haven't in over a year :( [QUOTE=GenuineImitation]I just spent the past 3 hours shoveling my long *** drive way which just happend to be on a hill. Also, my snow blower just happened to be broken. No I have to study for 3 tests tomorrow. [/QUOTE] bah, it's fairly mild, wet and windy here, the sort of weather i hate. cold weather ++. |
Haha, so this has been a collectively good weekend then.
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Mine was close to 25 inches and very heavy and wet. I wish this was monday. I feel like mother nature screwed us over.
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[QUOTE=GenuineImitation]I just spent the past 3 hours shoveling my long *** drive way which just happend to be on a hill. Also, my snow blower just happened to be broken. No I have to study for 3 tests tomorrow.[/QUOTE]
Tests are a pain; what subjects? [QUOTE]i have a party coming up soon, a girl i know is organising it in a church hall cos it was cheap to rent, i have to get all the drink for it as i'm one of the few over-18's going. it should be good, if i'm incredibly lucky i'll pull, i haven't in over a year :([/QUOTE] Damn :/ Go for it though, and if she's unattached so much the better. NP:Bach - Passacaglia And Fugue in C minor [QUOTE=Eleventeen]Haha, so this has been a collectively good weekend then.[/QUOTE] Yeah, it certainly has been. Edit: who killed the 'net |
[QUOTE=metal guitar]Edit: who killed the 'net[/QUOTE]
That was annoying for a while. My guess is Jack Frost. |
I just did my taxes. I'm getting 800 back :-D
It's all going towards new guitar/new amp. |
[url]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?p=5244[/url]
Check out this very cool review I did. :cool: |
Hey all.
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Hey you
So who else is off tomorrow? Man do I love snow storms /isn't picking up his phone because his boss is probably going to call him to tell him to work tomorrow... [QUOTE]I just did my taxes. I'm getting 800 back :-D It's all going towards new guitar/new amp.[/QUOTE] I don't make enough to have that big of a return, but I'm pretty sure my paycheck is going towards a nice Fender Strat for my birthday |
I don't have school tomorow but its not due to a snow storm. Its just a regular ped. day.
NP Sonata Arctica - Full Moon |
I don't have school tomorrow because of Lincoln's b-day.
/cheers |
[QUOTE=Mister Blue Sky]I don't have school tomorrow because of Lincoln's b-day.
/cheers[/QUOTE] We don't get off for President's day until next Monday, but we have this Friday off too. |
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