[QUOTE=A pig in a cage on antibiotics]who knows i might actually be maynard??!!![/QUOTE]

I'd guess not.

Amirite?

Not sure if the chat had been discussed in here already or not but I just found this on another board:

"Post-Apocalypse:Thursday, October 13, 2005
The chat happened, sort of. I learnt the following:




250 in chat room is a bad idea.

Adam said Pre-production on the artwork for the New CD is happening now.

A tour with Isis is a distinct possibility.

Alex Grey will be involved on the new CD.

Danny says it's not a double ablum, and that the DVD will be out soon, with the implication it will be out before the CD.

Signed Lateralus Vinyl will soon be replacing the flaming wreckage that is my wallet/credit card.

Hi to Nemesis, Guitaryoni, Eclipse and anyone else that said Hi that I've forgotten!


posted by hellboy at 4:53 PM 3 comments



Comments about the chat with TooL members on toolarmy.com. The DVD will be out "soon", which in TooL speak is 2 years presumably. At least it's actually GOING to be released, I was beginning to give up hope."

Just thought I'd post this on here.

Eulogy
 

Military. I never realized it until now reading it over at work but I think that songs seems to refrence Maynard's time in the armed forced and the Drill Sgts. and instructors. The gung ho military men and women who are willing to lay down their life no matter what the cause

[QUOTE=misunderstood]Not sure if the chat had been discussed in here already or not but I just found this on another board:

"Post-Apocalypse:Thursday, October 13, 2005
The chat happened, sort of. I learnt the following:




250 in chat room is a bad idea.

Adam said Pre-production on the artwork for the New CD is happening now.

A tour with Isis is a distinct possibility.

Alex Grey will be involved on the new CD.

Danny says it's not a double ablum, and that the DVD will be out soon, with the implication it will be out before the CD.

Signed Lateralus Vinyl will soon be replacing the flaming wreckage that is my wallet/credit card.

Hi to Nemesis, Guitaryoni, Eclipse and anyone else that said Hi that I've forgotten!


posted by hellboy at 4:53 PM 3 comments



Comments about the chat with TooL members on toolarmy.com. The DVD will be out "soon", which in TooL speak is 2 years presumably. At least it's actually GOING to be released, I was beginning to give up hope."

Just thought I'd post this on here.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for posting it. Atleast, it's some type of information.

[QUOTE=DJDraven]Military. I never realized it until now reading it over at work but I think that songs seems to refrence Maynard's time in the armed forced and the Drill Sgts. and instructors. The gung ho military men and women who are willing to lay down their life no matter what the cause[/QUOTE]
Woah, that's actually pretty cool. Although, I don't think that is what the song is about, it definitely can apply.

[QUOTE=noob]who knows i might actually be maynard??!!![/QUOTE]

If you were actually Maynard, you think you would even throw out the idea you were him?

Aren't we all a little Maynard sometimes?


/fails at philosophy :upset:

[QUOTE=satchforever]Aren't we all a little Maynard sometimes?


/fails at philosophy :upset:[/QUOTE]

:lol: I think Maynard is in everyone, like Jesus or something. Or blood.

[QUOTE=misunderstood]Not sure if the chat had been discussed in here already or not but I just found this on another board:

"Post-Apocalypse:Thursday, October 13, 2005
The chat happened, sort of. I learnt the following:




250 in chat room is a bad idea.

Adam said Pre-production on the artwork for the New CD is happening now.

A tour with Isis is a distinct possibility.

Alex Grey will be involved on the new CD.

Danny says it's not a double ablum, and that the DVD will be out soon, with the implication it will be out before the CD.

Signed Lateralus Vinyl will soon be replacing the flaming wreckage that is my wallet/credit card.

Hi to Nemesis, Guitaryoni, Eclipse and anyone else that said Hi that I've forgotten!


posted by hellboy at 4:53 PM 3 comments



Comments about the chat with TooL members on toolarmy.com. The DVD will be out "soon", which in TooL speak is 2 years presumably. At least it's actually GOING to be released, I was beginning to give up hope."

Just thought I'd post this on here.[/QUOTE]
Thanks man. At least that puts a couple rumors to rest.

Anything else worth posting?

[QUOTE=Demonhunter]:lol: I think Maynard is in everyone, like Jesus or something. Or blood.[/QUOTE]

Perhaps, Maynard is everywhere. When you breathe, breathe in the air, Maynard is there. He exists as an entity within the Oxygen. When you eat a box of delicious triscuit crackers, Maynard is inside. The cracker is the body, the flesh of Maynard. When you put the furniture in your place in a certain geometric pattern, Maynard is within your will and ambition.






Or you know...he could just be the singer of a cool band.

I think Maynard is inside the trisciut crackers and is the singer of a cool band.

[QUOTE=Daven]I think Maynard is inside the trisciut crackers and is the singer of a cool band.[/QUOTE]

It's possible to be both? He must really have skill.

This thread really has gone down hill..

He is obviouslly a skilled person, but how does he manages to get out of our stomachs is what i dont get...

[QUOTE=Darkness Of Greed]This thread really has gone down hill..[/QUOTE]

I was just fooling around.

[QUOTE=satchforever]I was just fooling around.[/QUOTE]
I know.

It's because all the old regs are rarely in here anymore, myself included.

Sigh...Life isn't the same without The Joz man. Or Kage.

What ever happened to The Joz?

He's still around. I saw him on the forums last month.

[QUOTE=satchforever]Perhaps, Maynard is everywhere. When you breathe, breathe in the air, Maynard is there. He exists as an entity within the Oxygen. When you eat a box of delicious triscuit crackers, Maynard is inside. The cracker is the body, the flesh of Maynard. When you put the furniture in your place in a certain geometric pattern, Maynard is within your will and ambition.[/QUOTE]


So technically speaking, there's a little bit of Maynard in Fleshlights aswell?

[QUOTE=Dude3]So technically speaking, there's a little bit of Maynard in Fleshlights aswell?[/QUOTE]

*sigh* technically.

[QUOTE=BlindWriting]Thanks man. At least that puts a couple rumors to rest.

Anything else worth posting?[/QUOTE]

No, I've found nothing else. Still looking around for anything but no luck.

[QUOTE=misunderstood]No, I've found nothing else. Still looking around for anything but no luck.[/QUOTE]
Still, its some good information.


Me thinks we'll be finding more out, VERY soon.


*proceeds with satanic laugh*

greetings

Hai.

Another post I found which really says about the same thing:

"This is what I've gotton so far
These are the questions I asked and got answered...............

New DVD soon (Adam)
New Album early next year (MJK)
Isis and TOOL tour (Aaron from Isis)
Volto recording (Danny)
And Zaum is going to start things up again (Danny)

Any more info regarding the chat will go here................."

That's it. So it seems as if someone managed to hack into the band's personal chat or something. There's a transcript of that here: [url]http://www.tooltabs.net/forum_two/viewtopic.php?t=1666[/url]
It's a bit confusing. Seems like they're trying to organize the chat. Anyway, check it out if you want.

[QUOTE=ToolOwnsYou]greetings[/QUOTE]

Wow, it's you. :wave:

[QUOTE=ToolOwnsYou]greetings[/QUOTE]

The man, the myth, the legend only has 200 posts?

What up wit dat?!

[QUOTE=ToolOwnsYou]greetings[/QUOTE]
:eek:

I want your babies!

[QUOTE=Dried Muffin Remnants]The man, the myth, the legend only has 200 posts?

What up wit dat?![/QUOTE]

im a very quiet person. I only speak when spoken to... if you couldnt tell already..
:evil:

[QUOTE=ToolOwnsYou]im a very quiet person. I only speak when spoken to... if you couldnt tell already..
:evil:[/QUOTE]
Do you go on MX regulary then?

I shall always speak to you.

[QUOTE=Dude3]:eek:

I want your babies![/QUOTE]

im flattered.. yet I don't have any babies to give away... shall we pro-create?

:evil:

[QUOTE=G_Mac07]Wow, it's you. :wave:[/QUOTE]

The one and only...

:evil:

[QUOTE=Dude3]Do you go on MX regulary then?

I shall always speak to you.[/QUOTE]

I stop in and check on my children every now and then..

:evil:

[QUOTE=ToolOwnsYou]im flattered.. yet I don't have any babies to give away... shall we pro-create?

:evil:[/QUOTE]
Hellz yizaah!


*Finds test tube and suitable egg*

Threadstarter, who would you say are the best users in this thread?(A good flame war should get this thread movin')

[QUOTE=Dude3]Threadstarter, who would you say are the best users in this thread?(A good flame war should get this thread movin')[/QUOTE]

Only god can judge.. believe in jesus and go to church.

:evil:

[QUOTE]originaly posted by [B]Demonhunter[/B]
If you were actually Maynard, you think you would even throw out the idea you were him?[/QUOTE]

im using reverse psycology...............or am I?!!!!!!!!

[QUOTE=ToolOwnsYou]greetings[/QUOTE]

SOMEONE WHO CAN EDIT THE FIRST POST AT LAST!

Hey