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Jaundice 05-20-2010 08:11 PM

I love the Dos Equis guy.

[QUOTE]just looks like a dangerous scam and they all think they are gods[/QUOTE]these are called religions

RetiredAt21 05-20-2010 08:11 PM

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17993590]i've never been outside outside of the southeast, and i don't think i've ever seen any type of ghetto environment[/QUOTE]

Real ghetto environment is ****ed, man. ****'s scary, thought I was gonna be killed in Newark.

Murdererer 05-20-2010 08:12 PM

conan was talkin mad shlt to newark

Jaundice 05-20-2010 08:12 PM

I can't picture there actually being any sort of genuine ghetto hellhole in modern America.

I'm sure there's some ugly spots but I don't think it's as ****ed as anything you'd see in like South America or something

shortz 05-20-2010 08:13 PM

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17993595]these are called religions[/QUOTE]

lol

Murdererer 05-20-2010 08:13 PM

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17993595]these are called religions[/QUOTE]

i know but scientology seems to be even worse than most

Jaundice 05-20-2010 08:14 PM

Scientology is harmless. They never had an inquisition.

RetiredAt21 05-20-2010 08:14 PM

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17993604]I can't picture there actually being any sort of genuine ghetto hellhole in modern America.

I'm sure there's some ugly spots but I don't think it's as ****ed as anything you'd see in like South America or something[/QUOTE]

lol go to Newark and then say that. Newark is messed up, for real.

shortz 05-20-2010 08:14 PM

[QUOTE=Murdererer;17993609]i know but scientology seems to be even worse than most[/QUOTE]

Agreed. And on a side note,I like your avatar, it's cute.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17993614]lol go to Newark and then say that. Newark is messed up, for real.[/QUOTE]

I sometimes wonder what it'd be like to grow up in the "ghetto", surrounded by my peers...

Murdererer 05-20-2010 08:16 PM

scientology scams ppl out of their life savings for "healings" and kill ppl when they don't pay up or try to leave. they also recruit celebs because they want to have high profile. a group called anonymous was bombing all their churches and sending them anthrax

2muchket! 05-20-2010 08:17 PM

The brainwashing people to alienate them from their families isn't a douche move at all alex.

God you annoy me sometimes dude.

Bulldog 05-20-2010 08:18 PM

[QUOTE=Murdererer;17993619]scientology scams ppl out of their life savings for "healings" and kill ppl when they don't pay up or try to leave. they also recruit celebs because they want to have high profile. a group called anonymous was bombing all their churches and sending them anthrax[/QUOTE]

i sometimes prank call people and pretend to be with the church of scientology, then claim the number is blocked cuz our calling centers get harassed and im calling so late cuz were on the westcoast. then i read straight from the wiki page. had a very interesting 45 min convo with a mormon woman one time. it was great

Murdererer 05-20-2010 08:18 PM

[QUOTE=shortz;17993615]Agreed. And on a side note,I like your avatar, it's cute.[/QUOTE]


thnx

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adb 05-20-2010 08:19 PM

[IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/1548rp1.png[/IMG]

RetiredAt21 05-20-2010 08:19 PM

[QUOTE=Bulldog;17993623]i sometimes prank call people and pretend to be with the church of scientology, then claim the number is blocked cuz our calling centers get harassed and im calling so late cuz were on the westcoast. then i read straight from the wiki page. had a very interesting 45 min convo with a mormon woman one time. it was great[/QUOTE]

Wow dude.

Bulldog 05-20-2010 08:20 PM

[QUOTE=adb;17993627][IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/1548rp1.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

:lol:
these are great man

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17993628]Wow dude.[/QUOTE]

tbqh, im very serious and professional about my prank calling. id consider myself a master, even.

Jaundice 05-20-2010 08:20 PM

[QUOTE=2muchket!;17993621]The brainwashing people to alienate them from their families isn't a douche move at all alex.

God you annoy me sometimes dude.[/QUOTE]I never claimed to support Scientology, i was just saying i think they're petty con artists in comparison to major religions.

shortz 05-20-2010 08:21 PM

[QUOTE=adb;17993627][IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/1548rp1.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

So wrong...

RetiredAt21 05-20-2010 08:21 PM

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17993636]I never claimed to support Scientology, i was just saying i think they're petty con artists in comparison to major religions.[/QUOTE]

How is it petty with billions of dollars involved?

2muchket! 05-20-2010 08:22 PM

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17993636]I never claimed to support Scientology, i was just saying i think they're petty con artists in comparison to major religions.[/QUOTE]

aye fair enough

they're not on the level of islam douchebaggery yet

they still have that comedic value to them as well with the talk of aliens n shi

Jaundice 05-20-2010 08:22 PM

[QUOTE]How is it petty with billions of dollars involved?[/QUOTE]emphasis on the phrase [U]in comparison[/U]

Meatplow 05-20-2010 08:22 PM

with all the major hollywood celebrities involved too

Bulldog 05-20-2010 08:23 PM

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17993636]I never claimed to support Scientology, i was just saying i think they're petty con artists in comparison to major religions...[/QUOTE]

...which are big time con artists.

religion is bullshit

RetiredAt21 05-20-2010 08:23 PM

Celebrities legitimize things!

Murdererer 05-20-2010 08:23 PM

i didnt think anything of scientology, i just thought it was just some pointless religion, until i read about it then i realized how evil it is

Jaundice 05-20-2010 08:24 PM

I don't know much about scientology in all honesty but at its roots it seems too New Agey to be genuinely devastatingly to the human race.

RetiredAt21 05-20-2010 08:25 PM

I don't care, idiots can waste their money on whatever they want.

Tyler 05-20-2010 08:26 PM

i've been kicked out of the toronto church of scientology before, pretty awesome.

went in to take one of their free stress tests, it was a joke, they got mad and called me a "spectator" and told me i was never to come back.

one time, i walked by it at 4 in the morning and there was a black guy shredding on a six string bass.

RetiredAt21 05-20-2010 08:27 PM

Was gonna csb so bad right there but I don't wanna.

2muchket! 05-20-2010 08:30 PM

yo tyler's rebellious side is serious

plus you can't csb someone with that avatar

missingo cheat was the best

Jaundice 05-20-2010 08:32 PM

I screamed **** YOU really loud out the window driving past Jehova's Witness the other day

Meatplow 05-20-2010 08:35 PM

once we made fun of this hindu substitute teacher in high school by asking her inappropriate questions

Tyler 05-20-2010 08:35 PM

[QUOTE=2muchket!;17993665]yo tyler's rebellious side is serious

plus you can't csb someone with that avatar

missingo cheat was the best[/QUOTE]

I wasnt even trying to be rebellious, I was legitimately curious about what it was all about. I mean, I knew it was probably bogus but I went in as unbiased as I could be. Plus I was killing time while my then-girlfriend was getting a haircut or some bullshit like that.

Basically the stress test is you gotta hold these weird metal can things, which are heat sensitive, while they ask you extremely rude and invasive questions. She asked my friend if he was secretly miserable, then kept asking him what was "ruining his life". The idea is that you'll be angered by the questions, causing you to grip the metal things which causes the "e-thetan" reader to spike.

When I figured out how it worked I just held them in my hands without gripping when she asked bitchy questions and when she realized I figured it out she flipped out and csb.

adb 05-20-2010 08:36 PM

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17993657]i've been kicked out of the toronto church of scientology before, pretty awesome.

went in to take one of their free stress tests, it was a joke, they got mad and called me a "spectator" and told me i was never to come back.

one time, i walked by it at 4 in the morning and there was a black guy shredding on a six string bass.[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/o8cffm.jpg[/IMG]

Bulldog 05-20-2010 08:36 PM

I once pissed on a christian church with a friend of mine at 10 PM. i once wrote profanity in a bible at like 2 PM...uh what else cant think of anything atm will update l8r

Tyler 05-20-2010 08:37 PM

[QUOTE=Bulldog;17993680]I once pissed on a christian church with a friend of mine at 10 PM. i once wrote profanity in a bible at like 2 PM...uh what else cant think of anything atm will update l8r[/QUOTE]

Last time I pissed on a church it was like 1 or 2 in the morning and really dark, so I walked over to the front of the church and started draining and then a light came on and some guy was just sitting there reading a book and it was really awkward for him. I was too drunk to csb

Jaundice 05-20-2010 08:38 PM

i went to a catholic school once and they kicked me out so i broke the principals window and took a **** and threw it through

Murdererer 05-20-2010 08:40 PM

a couple weeks ago i went to some christian place to watch my dads band play guitar and there was some like 18 yr old kid trying to act tough at me so i kissed him on the lips and it started this big thing. im banned from that place now but its not like i would ever go back to that gay christian hipster place, f[SIZE="2"]a[/SIZE]ggots

2muchket! 05-20-2010 08:40 PM

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17993678]I wasnt even trying to be rebellious, I was legitimately curious about what it was all about. I mean, I knew it was probably bogus but I went in as unbiased as I could be. Plus I was killing time while my then-girlfriend was getting a haircut or some bullpoop like that.

Basically the stress test is you gotta hold these weird metal can things, which are heat sensitive, while they ask you extremely rude and invasive questions. She asked my friend if he was secretly miserable, then kept asking him what was "ruining his life". The idea is that you'll be angered by the questions, causing you to grip the metal things which causes the "e-thetan" reader to spike.

When I figured out how it worked I just held them in my hands without gripping when she asked bitchy questions and when she realized I figured it out she flipped out and csb.[/QUOTE]


I was joking son.

But yeah interesting to see how they pull this ****.

Tyler 05-20-2010 08:41 PM

The weirdest part was there was a TV with a video on Dianetics but it was dubbed in Spanish.


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