take her fisting instead

Eliminator

my foot itches SOO bad

since I haven't been working I have been more productive than ever before, seems kinda backwards

boat sex sounds uncomfortable and not fun

then again its paul

[QUOTE=adb;17965215]boat sex sounds uncomfortable and not fun[/QUOTE]

dude....

it's all that scratching you have to do with your foot that makes you productive.

I imagine it would be like backseat car sex, kinda awkward and cramped

[QUOTE=The Feeding;17965221]I imagine it would be like backseat car sex, kinda awkward and cramped[/QUOTE]

dude....

that makes moar sense

I would be afraid of the canoe turning over mid thrust

[QUOTE=The Stig;17965222]Man you put down your anchor, turn on the outboard lights so other boats will see you, and go into the cabin and bam amazing time.[/QUOTE]

So it's basically like having sex anywhere else except you're on a boat. And it's presumably an expensive boat if you have a cabin. So it's like regular sex only a lot more expensive and with possible sea sickness and vomiting.

it's not like you have to be in a little 4 foot canoe

[QUOTE=The Feeding;17965225]that makes moar sense

I would be afraid of the canoe turning over mid thrust[/QUOTE]

*oar sense

[QUOTE=Poet;17965227]it's not like you have to be in a little 4 foot canoe[/QUOTE]

a tinny as we call them here in australia

boat talk

[QUOTE=The Stig;17965234]Oars are used on a rowboat. You use paddles on a canoe.[/QUOTE]

fuk son u just got OWNDDDD :cool: :smash::chug:

[QUOTE=The Stig;17965234]Oars are used on a rowboat. You use paddles on a canoe.[/QUOTE]

back to being a buzzkill

I see Paul has had a lot of canoe sex

and lol@tinny in australia

[QUOTE=adb;17965236]boat talk[/QUOTE]

you know it

my uncle once got drunk in a small boat, fell asleep and floated out to sea

I have zero interest on being on a boat again in my life

tell him to write a sparse classic novel about it

[QUOTE=adb;17965250]I have zero interest on being on a boat again in my life[/QUOTE]

what happen?

[QUOTE=adb;17965250]I have zero interests in my life[/QUOTE]


fix'd

im on a watercraft
im on a watercraft
everybody look at me
cuz im sailing on a watercraft

[QUOTE=The Feeding;17965253]what happen?[/QUOTE]

nothing, I assume

i wouldn't say getting drunk on a boat and floating out to see constitutes as "nothing"

lol at 'see'

[QUOTE=lim;17965237]fuk son u just got OWNDDDD :cool: :smash::chug:[/QUOTE]

like, totally.

[QUOTE=Poet;17965264]i wouldn't say getting drunk on a boat and floating out to see constitutes as "nothing"[/QUOTE]

this was in reference to brent's time on a boat

which lead him to have zero interest in being on a boat again

[QUOTE=Angmar;17965255]fix'd[/QUOTE]

hmm

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17965269]this was in reference to brent's time on a boat

which lead him to have zero interest in being on a boat again[/QUOTE]

yeah i really need to post here more to understand all of your guys' hip jokes/references :(

[QUOTE=Poet;17965271]yeah i really need to post here more to understand all of your guys' hip jokes/references :([/QUOTE]

the chain of quotes should have explained it for you :p