[QUOTE=Taste_My_Scythe]Watching Whose Line? right now.[/QUOTE]

British or American version?

[QUOTE=Steerpike]British or American version?[/QUOTE]

Hey there.
American. I like the British one better, but, it's not on often. Chip is the extra tonight. Don't like him too much, I like Greg.

EDIT: Awesome, my Political Satire? thread in the Pit is on it's fourth page. :thumb:

Do you ever just feel like getting drunk and having sloppy sex?

[QUOTE=Slug]Do you ever just feel like getting drunk and having sloppy sex?[/QUOTE]

:lol: All the time. You?

EDIT: Nice name change....Slug....

[QUOTE=Slug]Do you ever just feel like getting drunk and having sloppy sex?[/QUOTE]

Alcohol lowers your sex drive, decreases the size of your manhood when erect, and makes your semen taste bad.

Sober and with a meal of chilli and pineapple is the way. :thumb:

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Alcohol lowers your sex drive, decreases the size of your manhood when erect, and makes your semen taste bad.

Sober and with a meal of chilli and pineapple is the way. :thumb:[/QUOTE]

:lol: Research much?

[QUOTE=Slug]Speaking of bikes, I am thinking about renting one for a day with my sister just to ride around the island. That would be sweet.[/QUOTE]

I remember when I was in Canada with my family...We spent a day riding bikes around Stanley Park, only I was on a chinsey aluminum scooter. First we rented bikes(and a scooter) and we rode down this hill to the park. On the way down, I found the beauty of the brake on the scooter. If I pressed hard enough on the break, I could do a powerslide, so the entire way down to the lake, I was riding the brake. :D This was fun until I actaully had to start pushing. While I was powersliding with the brake, the wheel was getting worn, so after 5 minutes, the rear wheel basically turned into an octogon. It was a bumpy couple of hours. This, coupled with the fact that I had eaten 2 scones before we left the hotel did not lead to a very favorable outcome. About 45 minutes into the bike ride, I started feeling queasy, and then, I ran over to the lake, and hurled. Scones with jam do not equal a good looking pile of barf. :-/

[QUOTE=Taste_My_Scythe]Hey there.
American. I like the British one better, but, it's not on often. Chip is the extra tonight. Don't like him too much, I like Greg.[/QUOTE]

Agreed. Chip is okay, but my favorite one of the American version was when Josie was a guest. They did the foreign film dub in Klingon. During one sketch, she said this one phrase that must have been pretty filthy because the entire thing was bleeped out. She couldn't understand why everyone was laughing so hard and looking so shocked until Ryan came up and explained to her you couldn't say that on American TV.

She just had a "WTF?" look on her face.

[QUOTE=Taste_My_Scythe]:lol: Research much?[/QUOTE]

I'll have you know that there isn't much better to do in two years of University Biology than sit around and discuss sexual processes with your tutor. :p

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Alcohol lowers your sex drive, decreases the size of your manhood when erect, and makes your semen taste bad.[/quote]

Also increases the chance of vomiting on your partner, which would really kill the mood.

Sober's the way to go.

[quote]Sober and with a meal of chilli and pineapple is the way. :thumb:[/QUOTE]

(jots down notes)

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]I'll have you know that there isn't much better to do in two years of University Biology than sit around and discuss sexual processes with your tutor. :p[/QUOTE]

Huh. My younger brother is a Biology major. I'll have to pass that on to him.

[QUOTE=Steerpike]Agreed. Chip is okay, but my favorite one of the American version was when Josie was a guest. They did the foreign film dub in Klingon. During one sketch, she said this one phrase that must have been pretty filthy because the entire thing was bleeped out. She couldn't understand why everyone was laughing so hard and looking so shocked until Ryan came up and explained to her you couldn't say that on American TV.

She just had a "WTF?" look on her face.[/QUOTE]

Oh, she's really good. I like her. That sucks though, that would just have made me want to know what she said.

Greg did this really funny anti-Bush skit that I saw on the Rock Against Bush DVD. It was great.

(Just realized, it wasn't Chip that was on earlier; he's on now. I can't remember the name of the other dude. He's tall and huge and white. *shrugs*)

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]I'll have you know that there isn't much better to do in two years of University Biology than sit around and discuss sexual processes with your tutor. :p[/QUOTE]

Fascinating. I'm sure that was a blast...

Biology was always my favorite class.

[QUOTE=Taste_My_Scythe](Just realized, it wasn't Chip that was on earlier; he's on now. I can't remember the name of the other dude. He's tall and huge and white. *shrugs*)[/QUOTE]

That describes about 40% of American comedians. Doesn't help that much.

Brad, maybe? Was that the other guy's name?

Ryan Stiles is the tall, huge, white guy. But he's a regular on the show.

I have absolutely no idea what you guys are talking about. :D

Are we talking about Who's Line?

[QUOTE=Steerpike]That describes about 40% of American comedians. Doesn't help that much.

Brad, maybe? Was that the other guy's name?[/QUOTE]

Yes! Brad! Thanks, it was driving me crazy trying to figure out his name.

Jason: Whose Line Is It Anyway? I'm watching it now.

Colin was the bald Canadian guy who got made fun of all the time and Wayne Brady is a scary, scary dude ("RIVERSIDE, MUTHAFU[SIZE=2]CKA!!!!![/SIZE]" Any one who doesn't watch Chappelle's Show is not gonna get that)

Big Papi hit 16 homers, second most in a round in the history of the Derby :cool:

I'd have to say that my favorite stand-up comedian though is Dane Cook. He is a crazy motherf[size=2]u[/size]cker.

Do any of you remember his cameo from Mystery Men?

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Big Papi hit 16 homers, second most in a round in the history of the Derby :cool:[/QUOTE]

Ortiz (almost) never disappoints. :thumb:

[QUOTE=Steerpike]I'd have to say that my favorite stand-up comedian though is Dane Cook. He is a crazy motherf[size=2]u[/size]cker.

Do any of you remember his cameo from Mystery Men?[/QUOTE]
I don't think many people saw Mystery Men.

[QUOTE=Steerpike]I'd have to say that my favorite stand-up comedian though is Dane Cook. He is a crazy motherf[size=2]u[/size]cker.

Do any of you remember his cameo from Mystery Men?[/QUOTE]
I've been watching a lot of Comedy Central lately, and I must say that Mitch Hedberg has topped everyone I've seen so far.

I never liked that movie.

[QUOTE=Jake]I've been watching a lot of Comedy Central lately, and I must say that Mitch Hedberg has topped everyone I've seen so far.[/QUOTE]

:chug:

"If carrots were drugs, rabbits would be f[size=2]u[/size]cked up." :lol:

[QUOTE=jpj]I don't think many people saw Mystery Men.[/QUOTE]

Bastards. I mean, uh... watch it.

[size=1]Bastards.[/size]

Guys, guys, guys. You're all misspelling "Bill Hicks".

I loved Mystery Men. But I don't know what Dane Cook looks like.

[QUOTE=Steerpike]Bastards. I mean, uh... watch it.

[size=1]Bastards.[/size][/QUOTE]

:lol: I haven't even heard of it.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]I loved Mystery Men. But I don't know what Dane Cook looks like.[/QUOTE]

He was The Waffler in thee try-out scene.

[QUOTE=Steerpike]Bastards. I mean, uh... watch it.

[size=1]Bastards.[/size][/QUOTE]
I saw it when it first came out (I was only like 8-10) and I don't remember much. Only that I was extremely dissappointed at it's lack of funny.

[QUOTE=jpj]I saw it when it first came out (I was only like 8-10) and I don't remember much. Only that I was extremely dissappointed at it's lack of funny.[/QUOTE]

I was the same way. :(

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]I've been watching a lot of Comedy Central lately, and I must say that Mitch Hedberg has topped everyone I've seen so far.[/QUOTE]

I agree, I've seen quite a few Comedy Central Presents in the last couple days.

[QUOTE=Taste_My_Scythe]:lol: I haven't even heard of it.[/QUOTE]

You might like it. Very strange comedy movie about loser superheroes in a near-future reality. One of Ben Stiller's [i]good[/i] movies. You have to be inclined to geekiness to really appreciate it though.

Bill Macy plays The Shoveler, a superhero who uses a shovel like a martial arts weapon. Hank Azaria is The Blue Rajah, "an effete British superhero" who is a crack marksman with thrown weapons, but he only uses silverware (never knives) and specializes in forks.

Geoffrey Rush is the German villain, Casanova Frankenstein.

That's the tip of the iceberg

I'm going to go write my song down. Later everyone. :wave:

Ugh, Mystery Men, I remember that movie now. Ben Stiller, Janene Garofolo, Kel, and Pee Wee Herman...not exactly an All-Star Cast. That was another movie that was fairly unfunny.

[QUOTE=Steerpike]You might like it. Very strange comedy movie about loser superheroes in a near-future reality. One of Ben Stiller's [i]good[/i] movies. You have to be inclined to geekiness to really appreciate it though.

Bill Macy plays The Shoveler, a superhero who uses a shovel like a martial arts weapon. Hank Azaria is The Blue Rajah, "an effete British superhero" who is a crack marksman with thrown weapons, but he only uses silverware (never knives) and specializes in forks.

Geoffrey Rush is the German villain, Casanova Frankenstein.

That's the tip of the iceberg[/QUOTE]

:lol: Awesome! I'm definately going to check it out. The only Ben Stiller movies I've seen are the Meet the Parents ones. I like strange movies.

[QUOTE=Steerpike]He was The Waffler in thee try-out scene.[/QUOTE]

Haha, that's right. He's crazy.

And the father and son team.

"I am Pencilman!"
"And I am Son of Pencilman!"
"We erase crime!"

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Haha, that's right. He's crazy.

And the father and son team.

"I am Pencilman!"
"And I am Son of Pencilman!"
"We erase crime!"[/QUOTE]

"I am Squeegee Man! Do you sense its power?"

Oh no, it also had that infuriating Smash Mouth song

HEY NOW YOU'RE AN ALL STAR, GET YOUR GAME ON, GOO PLAYYY
HEY NOW YOU'RE A ROCK STAR, GET THE SHOW ON, GEET PAAAID

Ugh.

Thanks for the unpleasant memories, Alex :-\

"I'm the PMS Avenger; I only work 3 days a week. Do you have a problem with that?!"

"No, no, no! That's fine."

Oh man, I remember 5th-6th grade now.