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masscows 05-16-2009 04:11 PM

if your wife is drunk and she consents it's legal

if a girl that isn't your wife is drunk and consents it's rape

i think

Dimmu Burger 05-16-2009 04:12 PM

Lol perfect!

SKUDstorm 05-16-2009 04:13 PM

if your both of age and she gives consent then wouldnt that make it legal?

hismajestythepope 05-16-2009 04:19 PM

[QUOTE=masscows;17246449]if a girl that isn't your wife is drunk and consents it's rape

i think[/QUOTE]
why? women want to **** mayne, and mens got to give them dat

like if theyre falling over blind drunk, yeah thats wrong, but otherwise who gives a damn? when girls get drunk they get horny, it just reflects their idea of self worth, more than any flaws of the guy in question

xMalcolmXx 05-16-2009 04:44 PM

i've heard of cases where women sue their husbands for rape

Dimmu Burger 05-16-2009 04:59 PM

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;17246525]i've heard of cases where women sue their husbands for rape[/QUOTE]

That's like Blitzkrieg rape though. Very different.

RetiredAt21 05-16-2009 04:59 PM

I'm always rough wit dat *** :naughty:

Dimmu Burger 05-16-2009 05:01 PM

I bet!

2muchket! 05-16-2009 05:07 PM

[QUOTE=masscows;17246449]if your wife is drunk and she consents it's legal

if a girl that isn't your wife is drunk and consents it's rape

i think[/QUOTE]

Well in the UK atleast spousal rape (yano non consenual) is illegal as in the case of R v R '91.

hismajestythepope 05-16-2009 05:08 PM

[QUOTE=TojesDolan;17246530]they were too rough with the as‪s[/QUOTE]

hahahaha

Deth 05-16-2009 05:14 PM

**** the beach I'm so sunburned now it's stupid

that's what happens when I attempt non-elite activities

masscows 05-16-2009 05:17 PM

beaches are for people who watch the real world

Room13 05-16-2009 05:21 PM

driving is for people that watch road rules

Deth 05-16-2009 05:25 PM

[QUOTE=masscows;17246586]beaches are for people who watch the real world[/QUOTE]

it's florida bro

Dimmu Burger 05-16-2009 05:25 PM

[QUOTE=Deth;17246582]**** the beach I'm so sunburned now it's stupid

that's what happens when I attempt non-elite activities[/QUOTE]

Lol shoulda worn your corpsepaint!

xMalcolmXx 05-16-2009 05:32 PM

corpsepaint is like spf 600 uv rays would never touch you

Room13 05-16-2009 05:50 PM

mormons knocked on my door why did i answer i really need to keep the door closed

botb 05-16-2009 05:50 PM

so thaaaaaats how they all stay so pale.

botb 05-16-2009 05:51 PM

[QUOTE=Room13;17246618]mormons knocked on my door why did i answer i really need to keep the door closed[/QUOTE]

the last time that happened to me and they tried to give me their mormon book i was like "No thanks, I worship satan." then i raised my orb of power and shut the door with the other hand.

Room13 05-16-2009 05:52 PM

as soon as i got to the door i was thinking "fuuuuuuck" and they were like WE WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE PURPOSE OF LIFE and i was like "not interested" and closed the door

didnt have enough time to prepare my satanic might

hismajestythepope 05-16-2009 05:52 PM

rofl

RetiredAt21 05-16-2009 05:57 PM

I don't get many Mormons knocking on my door but I get a lot of Mennonites.

Room13 05-16-2009 05:57 PM

why would amish try converting people

need to buy some satanik bibles and go recruiting

"good evening sir, have you ever considered devoting your heart and soul to the might of satan?"

iarescientists 05-16-2009 06:01 PM

they use to come by here all the time but i told them i wasn't interested and i think they got the message

Ventriloquist 05-16-2009 06:01 PM

[QUOTE=Room13;17246635]why would amish try converting people

need to buy some satanik bibles and go recruiting

"good evening sir, have you ever considered devoting your heart and soul to the might of satan?"[/QUOTE]

You need a friendly cult name so that people won't be scared. Then slowly introduce them to satan.

Anglachel 05-16-2009 06:02 PM

you need a video camera hidden outside your door so you can put corpsepaint on when theyre there then open the door and say "Heil"

RetiredAt21 05-16-2009 06:05 PM

I wanna tuck my dick in between my legs and then answer the door.

TimJim 05-16-2009 06:30 PM

so i just got home from taking this girl i know to the movies. i mostly did it to piss off my gf since she just LOVES drama lol

Jev 05-16-2009 06:30 PM

Good move.

TimJim 05-16-2009 06:34 PM

i know right. i figure that if she wants to leave she can and take the ****ing middle school bullshit elsewhere


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