[QUOTE=Wintermute]I don't but I should be getting one soon.

And I'll have you know that no aim is so laudable as the invention of the perfect biscuit... one that reaches that state of dunked deliciousness without ever reaching that dreadful point of no return where you just know that the moment you pull it out it's going to break and fall in your tea and make a nasty sediment.[/QUOTE]

Oh yes...I hate that.

I don't really eat biscuits when I drink tea. I have no time. I just make it really fast and drink it when I'm doing homework. I should start eating biscuits. Any suggestions on very good ones I could find in America?

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-Gav

[QUOTE=Wintermute]I don't but I should be getting one soon.

And I'll have you know that no aim is so laudable as the invention of the perfect biscuit... one that reaches that state of dunked deliciousness without ever reaching that dreadful point of no return where you just know that the moment you pull it out it's going to break and fall in your tea and make a nasty sediment.[/QUOTE]
That happens to me with oreos and milk... you know they are milks favorite cookie when the milk snatches it out of your grasp and into the white depths below

Nice Winter.

[QUOTE=Wintermute]I may have to set up some form of research fund for Biscuit Dunkophysics.

Observe the user title, if you will.[/QUOTE]

Oh snap, that made my confidence go from 0.1 to about 12.

...Now expect that user title to stay there for about 3 hours :p.

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-Gav

[QUOTE=coddingtown]That happens to me with oreos and milk... you know they are milks favorite cookie when the milk snatches it out of your grasp and into the white depths below[/QUOTE]

WHITE DEVIL! :evil:

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-Gav

Have a browse through the reviews, they do biscuits from all around the world. They did come down on the Oreo a bit though.

[QUOTE=coddingtown]Hey someone reccomend me a band. I just started downloading some mew songs, theyre pretty cool.[/QUOTE]

Million Dead are now my favourite punk-ish band ever.

Get their album [i][u]A Song To Ruin[/i][/u] and the single [i][u]I Gave My Eyes To Stevie Wonder[/i][/u].

[QUOTE=coddingtown]That happens to me with oreos and milk... you know they are milks favorite cookie when the milk snatches it out of your grasp and into the white depths below[/QUOTE]

You're in over your head, lad...

howbout lactose infested waters below?

How does someone in the Uk know so much about Australian Biscuits

[QUOTE=coddingtown]howbout lactose infested waters below?[/QUOTE]

:lol:

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-Gav

[QUOTE=gaslight]Million Dead are now my favourite punk-ish band ever.

Get their album [i][u]A Song To Ruin[/i][/u] and the single [i][u]I Gave My Eyes To Stevie Wonder[/i][/u].[/QUOTE]
Im not a big punk fan, but Ill give those two a listen, thanks

[QUOTE=coddingtown]That happens to me with oreos and milk... you know they are milks favorite cookie when the milk snatches it out of your grasp and into the white depths below[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[QUOTE=coddingtown]Im not a big punk fan, but Ill give those two a listen, thanks[/QUOTE]

I'm not much of a punk fan either, except for these guys. I love their lyrics, so much.

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"Walt Disney is pushing social and sexual hierarchy..."
"Willy Wonka was a capitalist confidence trickster, a poster boy for neo-liberalism, a full stop on revolt, you see the BFG are propagandists for an accountable regime..."

It's funny as but also has clever bits. Like, really clever.

[QUOTE=coddingtown]howbout lactose infested waters below?[/QUOTE]

I meant milk and oreos, but yeah, I approve of the lactose infested deeps.

Hmm... I'm going to go make a cuppa.

Its kind of sad when we end up reviewing biscuits

^ Everyone knows biscuits and tea could totally beat up oreo and milk any day :rolleyes:

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-Gav

Any other bands I should check out? Preferably not emo or metal unless they are really good

[QUOTE=blizzard]Its kind of sad when we end up reviewing biscuits[/QUOTE]


Get the hell out of my thread :angry: :angry:

i'm sorry

but i have to agree with you the perfect dunking biscuit would be awesome

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]^ Everyone knows biscuits and tea could totally beat up oreo and milk any day :rolleyes:

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-Gav[/QUOTE]
Yeah, most likely true, but biscuits and tea better watch their back when the double-stuffs find out.

[QUOTE=Wintermute]Get the hell out of my thread :angry: :angry:[/QUOTE]

I agree...boo this man.

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-Gav

Later guys I have to go to my GF's and have s------ I mean have dinner. :wink:

No biscuit for you, git.

You guys ever seen that show on the discovery channel where they have a virtual fight between two animals?(great idea by the way about time someone came up with a show like that). Well if they did a show on biscuits/tea vs cookies/milk, I think theyd have some new viewers

[QUOTE=coddingtown]Yeah, most likely true, but biscuits and tea better watch their back when the double-stuffs find out.[/QUOTE]

Pff...tss...What ever. :rolleyes:

Do you put your milk in a saucer when you take delight in your milk/Oreos? No. Do Oreos and milk have their on website that is hysterical (yet unintended to be) and amazingly awesome? No, but if there is, show me :p.

Tea and Buscuits >> Milk and Oreos

(For those of you who don't know, in mathematics, >> means "is much greater than")

I had to steal FoxFire's thing there, sorry. :p It was for a good cause.

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-Gav

ohh :upset:

"What, you don't like hearing your old man talk about sex? Se-e-ex? [i]I'VE HAD SEX![/i]" [/Grampa Simpson.]

[QUOTE=FUNKNBASS]Later guys I have to go to my GF's and have s------ I mean have dinner. :wink:[/QUOTE]

Make sure you wear a "napkin" around your "lap." Ribbed "napkins" really make your girlfriend's "dinner" "taste" better and keep your "crumbs" from getting on your girlfriend's "lap." :thumb:

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-Gav

I dont use a saucer eh? Watch your back gav... watch your back...

[QUOTE=coddingtown]You guys ever seen that show on the discovery channel where they have a virtual fight between two animals?(great idea by the way about time someone came up with a show like that). Well if they did a show on biscuits/tea vs cookies/milk, I think theyd have some new viewers[/QUOTE]

Yes, and Adult Swim made fun of it by having Flying Shark vs. Flying Crocodile :lol:

I saw one, it was Wolf and Lion, and the Lion obviously won...that's just not fair, though. Wolves kick ***.

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-Gav

And ask her if she wants "fries" with "that".

[QUOTE=coddingtown]I dont use a saucer eh? Watch your back gav... watch your back...[/QUOTE]

:rolleyes:

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-Gav

[QUOTE=gaslight]And ask her if she wants "fries" with "that".[/QUOTE]

"Can I get fries with that shake?"

Worst...pickup...line...EVER!

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-Gav

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]Make sure you wear a "napkin" around your "lap." Ribbed "napkins" really make your girlfriend's "dinner" "taste" better and keep your "crumbs" from getting on your girlfriend's "lap." :thumb:

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-Gav[/QUOTE]
Hahahahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: crumbs...

If you get a tear in your napkin stop eating immediately or you might just end up with dessert

Best reject line ever "Sorry, but you'd have to supersize it first."

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]Yes, and Adult Swim made fun of it by having Flying Shark vs. Flying Crocodile :lol:

I saw one, it was Wolf and Lion, and the Lion obviously won...that's just not fair, though. Wolves kick ***.

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-Gav[/QUOTE]

They should do it on a weight basis, so you'd have a couple of lions against a pack of wolves. Except bacteria would always win.

When I grow up I want to be a paramecium.

[QUOTE=Wintermute]They should do it on a weight basis, so you'd have a couple of lions against a pack of wolves. Except bacteria would always win.[/QUOTE]
Actually no. Viruses kick bacteria's *** any day