[quote=retired]EDIT: we all know a nice *** has dominion over boobs[/quote]
yeah boobs are cool and all, esp having them lathered all over your junk, but nothing beats slamming your waist into a good butt

[QUOTE=rasputin;17293511]yeah boobs are cool and all, esp having them lathered all over your junk, [B]but nothing beats slamming your waist into a good butt[/B][/QUOTE]

Typically I slam my dick into a good butt lol.

nah i'm just talking about the awesomeness of thrusting with all your strength into a butt and having it cushion your member

[QUOTE=Txus;17293510]im high

i dont know what im saying

im going to sleep listening to some Big L

later bros[/QUOTE]
nice

[QUOTE=rasputin;17293519]nah i'm just talking about the awesomeness of thrusting with all your strength into a butt and having it cushion your member[/QUOTE]

Ever put your dick in a chicks ***? If not, I highly recommend it. Throw your inhibitions to the wind and just stick it in there, IT FEELS SO GOOD.

yet to meet a girl who's up for it unfortunately, but hopefully will soon

boobs completely own a[I]ss[/I]es

guess it depends on the person though

idk ive always been a bit skeptical of getting poop on my wang

[quote=adb]boobs completely own asses[/quote]

wrong x1000

thats why you tell her to shower

[quote]boobs completely own asses

guess it depends on the person though[/quote]
yeah if you're a virgin who likes to fap, you probably like boobs more

[quote]idk ive always been a bit skeptical of getting poop on my wang[/quote]
yeah that worries me too but im sure there are precautions which can be taken

booty and hips are a requirement

also, anal = high risk of peehole infection idk

[quote=mappy]anal = high risk of peehole infection idk[/quote]
yeah id definitely wear a rubber if i was going down **** creek, for the sake of infection AND poo all over my wang

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[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17293546]booty and hips are a requirement

[B]also, anal = high risk of peehole infection idk[/B][/QUOTE]

Gotta **** a chick with a clean asshole.

rub a dub dub in the tub

[QUOTE=rasputin;17293549]yeah id definitely wear a rubber if i was going down **** creek, for the sake of infection AND poo all over my wang[/QUOTE]

word

having **** on your dick is a giant myth about anal

If you're gonna wear a condom while ****ing a chick in the ***, you might as well not even do it, js.

[QUOTE=mr.ron]having **** on your dick is a giant myth about anal[/QUOTE]
the thought of it still lingers in my mind

bewbs rule

Can't really do a whole lot with bewbs, though.

they're boring and not as much fun to grab

but VAG is the [B][I]king[/I][/B]

playing with titties is fun, are you gay dude?

but the booty is more important imo

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17293642]playing with titties is fun, are you gay dude?

but the booty is more important imo[/QUOTE]
no ive just never found them interesting to play with, just to look at

Tits are so gay

I'm fond of the fondle

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17293646]Tits are so gay[/QUOTE]

arse is gayer

If I can't stick my dick in it, my interest is limited.

[QUOTE=McP3000;17293643]no ive just never found them interesting to play with, just to look at[/QUOTE]

stop dating flat girls

Big boobs usually look like two poached eggs hanging on nails when out of a bra, though

just the way I like it....i'm hungry now nom nom nom

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17293653]Big boobs usually look like two poached eggs hanging on nails when out of a bra, though[/QUOTE]

not always

and like decent sized boobs are the best

like large b/small c

[quote=hismajestythepope;17293662]not always

and like decent sized boobs are the best

[B]like large b/small c[/B][/quote]
backed

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17293662]not always

and like decent sized boobs are the best

[B]like large b/small c[/B][/QUOTE]

Heil. My gf has perfect sized bewbs, good ol' 34 c.

lucky bastards. My missus lacks in that department, hence my <3 of big bussoms

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17293650]stop dating flat girls[/QUOTE]
never dated anyone and both girls ive hooked up with were quiet well endowed in terms of boobs

wow mcpreppy's never dated anyone

I feel like less of a loser all of a sudden

[QUOTE=asSi1v3RfaNgsburn;17293711]wow mcpreppy's never dated anyone

I feel like less of a loser all of a sudden[/QUOTE]
yeah its not that big a deal tbh

but you're like a dreamboat

I have the excuse of being a skrawny kid who looks about 16 years old

you're like a hunky hunk hunk

oh wait you're christian lol nvm

[QUOTE=asSi1v3RfaNgsburn;17293718]but you're like a dreamboat

I have the excuse of being a skrawny kid who looks about 16 years old

you're like a hunky hunk hunk

oh wait you're christian lol nvm[/QUOTE]
tbh i dont get women. Ive had like 6 2 week relationships, but never more than like 3 dates

im seriously missing something