[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]I can go for ages but I start getting wet dreams.[/QUOTE]

123.good times

[QUOTE=MILF_Hunter]My mate squirted all over his tshirt, and his mam found it crusted on and he was like err..its marshmallow :lol:[/QUOTE]
Haha your gay lover

hahahahahha

[QUOTE=Alley McSqueal]youre only saying that cause you want me in the sack[/QUOTE]
:D :D

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]Yeah I know there was some on my ear and I had this date witha girl and she though it was hair gel so she put it in her hair! :lol: :lol: :lol:[/QUOT

Did she have a retarded brother??? :lol:

this is what the Punk Forum should always be like

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]Yeah I know there was some on my ear and I had this date witha girl and she though it was hair gel so she put it in her hair! :lol: :lol: :lol:[/QUOTE]
I've seen a film about you.

[QUOTE=fat_tits103]this is what the Punk Forum should always be like[/QUOTE]
123

wanking without porn sucks..it takes way to long

I trim my toenails soooo short.

[QUOTE=MILF_Hunter]wanking without porn sucks..it takes way to long[/QUOTE]

Ya i usually just give up, same thing in the shower.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]I've seen a film about you.[/QUOTE]
There's Something About Peter

[QUOTE=shane italian]I trim my toenails soooo short.[/QUOTE]

That can hurt sooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]Yeah I know there was some on my ear and I had this date witha girl and she though it was hair gel so she put it in her hair! :lol: :lol: :lol:[/QUOTE]
From the position he's wanking in in that film it's physically impossble to get it on your ear. He's bent over forwards. The ear thing only works if you're lying down.

hahahaha what a funny thread :lol: :lol: :lol:

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]I used to have a wanking sheet but I burnt it.[/QUOTE]
A wanking sheet?

[QUOTE=MILF_Hunter]wanking without porn sucks..it takes way to long[/QUOTE]
Not if you have a good imagination

[QUOTE=MILF_Hunter]wanking without porn sucks..it takes way to long[/QUOTE]
And you can get mind-slips. Not good.

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]Not if you have a good imagination[/QUOTE]

werd

It's been a year! Should I make another masturbation record thread in The Pit?!!!!

Have you guys seen that episode of the Upright Citizen's Brigade where the Jewish guy is obsessed with the hole in the sheet?

definatly

[QUOTE=fastfingers]It's been a year! Should I make another masturbation record thread in The Pit?!!!![/QUOTE]
YES!

[QUOTE=fastfingers]It's been a year! Should I make another masturbation record thread in The Pit?!!!![/QUOTE]do it

[QUOTE=victimofreality]A wanking sheet?[/QUOTE]
To prevent all my other sheets getting all stained I kept one sheet that I used to use whenever I wanked. It got too full of jizz though and I burnt it.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]And you can get mind-slips. Not good.[/QUOTE]

Ya like you can think about your mom or something.

Well all this talk about masturbation is making me want to watch The Passion of the Christ, I'll be back later

Alright but you guys need to go to the pit and help me make fun of people that flame me. OK?!

[QUOTE=fastfingers]It's been a year! Should I make another masturbation record thread in The Pit?!!!![/QUOTE]
Sure. But I don't get it. Why?

[QUOTE=fastfingers]It's been a year! Should I make another masturbation record thread in The Pit?!!!![/QUOTE]
Shane will pwn them all.

[QUOTE=noneed66]Ya like you can think about your mom or something.[/QUOTE]


.....

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]To prevent all my other sheets getting all stained I kept one sheet that I used to use whenever I wanked. It got too full of jizz though and I burnt it.[/QUOTE]

Most of the towels here have stains.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]To prevent all my other sheets getting all stained I kept one sheet that I used to use whenever I wanked. It got too full of jizz though and I burnt it.[/QUOTE]

Did it smell bad when you burned it?

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]To prevent all my other sheets getting all stained I kept one sheet that I used to use whenever I wanked. It got too full of jizz though and I burnt it.[/QUOTE]I have a jizz shirt. It's an old etnies shirt that I just grabbed one day while jizzing. It's all yellow....ewww.

[QUOTE=noneed66]Ya like you can think about your mom or something.[/QUOTE]
Or other much worse things. *shudders*

[QUOTE=fastfingers]Alright but you guys need to go to the pit and help me make fun of people that flame me. OK?![/QUOTE]

This is gunna be funny as hell

[QUOTE=fastfingers]Alright but you guys need to go to the pit and help me make fun of people that flame me. OK?![/QUOTE]

Will do :thumb:

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]To prevent all my other sheets getting all stained I kept one sheet that I used to use whenever I wanked. It got too full of jizz though and I burnt it.[/QUOTE]
Haha.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]Or other much worse things. *shudders*[/QUOTE]

Lets not speak of other things.

PLease no