Fuc[COLOR=White]k[/COLOR]ing s[COLOR=White]h[/COLOR]it.

This hot chick friend of mine, that I am banging, wouldnt have sex with me yesterday becuse her tounge hurt. :rolleyes: Apperently her tounge piercing was acting up, and thus she didn't feel like doing anything sexual. I can live with that. "We will just wait a day or so and things would get back to normal", I thought. Wrong. Turns out, that the next day she is going to her grandmas place, and when she gets back (sunday) she will be on her period. :upset: Which means another week of lack of bootay.

On an unrelated topic, the drummer and 2nd guitarist of my band quit a couple of days ago, leaving me (vocals and lead guitar) and the bassplayer with enough song material for a live set/ demo but without enough musicians to play the stupid songs. We were already in the planing stages of recording, and were planned for several gigs for the coming months. We even had the sweetest rehersal place for the summer. :angry:

This sucks. :upset:

Maybe she just didn';t want to have sex with you and used the toungue as an excuse...

I've called my girlfriend "one of them colored girls" before :lol:

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]I've called my girlfriend "one of them colored girls" before :lol:[/QUOTE]

Dude, you're in Maryland...for all she knows you may not be kidding :lol:

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Dude, you're in Maryland...for all she knows you may not be kidding :lol:[/QUOTE]

I do it in a really thick redneck accident, and then chase her into the bedroom ;)

I act like a retard and drool on my girl friend...
























/kills conversation

Whatever gets you off my friend, whatever gets you off.

I sneak out with my gf

I just got back at 4 am this morning from Boise Idaho. I was their football camp there at BSU (Boise State University). Lasted for 5 days, and it was a good time with 9 other people from my team.

Anyone here from around Boise?? Quite the change from my Eskimo land of Canada.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Dude, you would actually call your GF a "porker"?

/sometimes calls his gf a "nazi" because her family is from Germany

Well, maybe I'm not one to talk.[/QUOTE]

I just love teasing her. She gets angry too when I call her Dutch (She's half Dutch)

But really, she looked extremely Dutch today. Orange ++

[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/superpeer/SP32-20050623-173230.jpg[/url]

[QUOTE=Superpeer]I just love teasing her. She gets angry too when I call her Dutch (She's half Dutch)

But really, she looked extremely Dutch today.

[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/superpeer/SP32-20050623-173230.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]

Oh, teasing girls is the best because they always comically overreact.

EDIT: My god that's a lot of hearts

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]Maybe she just didn';t want to have sex with you and used the toungue as an excuse...[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I though about that. Wouldn't make to much sense though.

[QUOTE=Animosity_62]I just got back at 4 am this morning from Boise Idaho. I was their football camp there at BSU (Boise State University). Lasted for 5 days, and it was a good time with 9 other people from my team.

Anyone here from around Boise?? Quite the change from my Eskimo land of Canada.[/QUOTE]

There was 4 people on our Renegade team there who were from Amsterdam. I never knew those dudes played football up there

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Oh, teasing girls is the best because they always comically overreact.

EDIT: My god that's a lot of hearts[/QUOTE]

Yeah, we're corny.

But, admit it, you like getting corny with your girl once in a while as well. :p

[QUOTE=Superpeer]Yeah, we're corny.

But, admit it, you like getting corny with your girl once in a while as well. :p[/QUOTE]

Oh man, there are times when we are super-corny...I mean, it can get embarrassing. :lol:

Also, I got two tickets to the Red Sox/Indians game next Tuesday! Hurray.

[QUOTE=TheUnavoidable]Fuc[COLOR=White]k[/COLOR]ing s[COLOR=White]h[/COLOR]it.

This hot chick friend of mine, that I am banging, wouldnt have sex with me yesterday becuse her tounge hurt. :rolleyes: Apperently her tounge piercing was acting up, and thus she didn't feel like doing anything sexual. I can live with that. "We will just wait a day or so and things would get back to normal", I thought. Wrong. Turns out, that the next day she is going to her grandmas place, and when she gets back (sunday) she will be on her period. :upset: Which means another week of lack of bootay.

On an unrelated topic, the drummer and 2nd guitarist of my band quit a couple of days ago, leaving me (vocals and lead guitar) and the bassplayer with enough song material for a live set/ demo but without enough musicians to play the stupid songs. We were already in the planing stages of recording, and were planned for several gigs for the coming months. We even had the sweetest rehersal place for the summer. :angry:

This sucks. :upset:[/QUOTE]

You know what sucks? I haven't been laid in...

/counts on fingers

/starts on toes

16 years. stfu you greedy bas[B][I][/I][/B]tard. :p

You should feel lucky that you have ready as[B][I][/I][/B]s.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]You know what sucks? I haven't been laid in...

/counts on fingers

/starts on toes

16 years. stfu you greedy bas[B][I][/I][/B]tard. :p

You should feel lucky that you have ready as[B][I][/I][/B]s.[/QUOTE]


But you don't really know what you're not getting.

Jelle- you may want to unlink that picture before CemetaryGates comes in and see her email. he may try to IM her. :lol:

Woah! My friend (the Friend who I miss dearly and has just left forever) just had the female equivalent of a wet dream. She was baffled by it and so am I. I've never heard of such a thing.

wtf? That's pretty cool. I wish my chick friends could talk about stuff like that with me. :-/ Only me and Madey talk about secks together, and I've never met her. :p

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]Woah! My friend (the Friend who I miss dearly and has just left forever) just had the female equivalent of a wet dream. She was baffled by it and so am I. I've never heard of such a thing.[/QUOTE]

I didnt know there was a female equivalent of a wet dream..

Me either.

Jake - We have a very unique friendship. No sex but we tell each other everything and are always very physical. We've only ever kissed once while drunk. We're mad tight yo. And it's been like this for years so it's not some passing phase. Even when we have serious significant others.

[QUOTE=Superpeer]But you don't really know what you're not getting.[/QUOTE]

Yessuh. It's worse when you know exactly what you're missing out on.

[QUOTE=DM]Woah! My friend (the Friend who I miss dearly and has just left forever) just had the female equivalent of a wet dream. She was baffled by it and so am I. I've never heard of such a thing.[/QUOTE]

:eek:

Such things exist?

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]

Jake - We have a very unique friendship. No sex but we tell each other everything and are always very physical. We've only ever kissed once while drunk. We're mad tight yo. And it's been like this for years so it's not some passing phase. Even when we have serious significant others.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I sort of have a lady friend like that. We dated for like a month 2 or 3 years ago, and ever since then, we've been extremely close. I guess you could say we're 'physical' as well. We have a wierd relationship though. She tells me everything, but always a month after it happens. I'll ask her 'So what's with you and so and so?' her- "Oh, nothing." Then a while later she'll tell me that so and so made out with her. :rolleyes:

The only bad thing is that every once in a while, I wish i was with her. :confused:

She flashes me every once in a while too. :cool: They're more of bribes than anything. She's knows I'm uber horny, so if she ever wants anything (I recall her wanting to be on my whiffleball team for a tournament at our school) she'll just flash me. It's awesome. I love whiffleball now.


Pedro- I'm still wtfing at the wet dream thing. Did she wake up with ladyspooge all over her, or what??

It is shocking and exciting. I might also mention that once you pass 2 weeks of no ***, you stop getting hornier and hornier. But up until that 2 week mark, it just gets worse.


^ Ehhh... we don't really bribe each other. We've talked about someday when we're adults getting married but only when we've dried out all our other options.

Yeah. I'm sitting over here numb due to my lack of sexual stimulation with another person. :p

[QUOTE=Jake]She flashes me every once in a while too. They're more of bribes than anything. She's knows I'm uber horny, so if she ever wants anything (I recall her wanting to be on my whiffleball team for a tournament at our school) she'll just flash me. It's awesome. I love whiffleball now.[/QUOTE]

What, in public?

Yeah, I don't really have any female friendships like that...maybe with the friend that I've told all of you about, but we actually haven't to each other for a while.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Jelle- you may want to unlink that picture before CemetaryGates comes in and see her email. he may try to IM her. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Haha, he's probably banned from the internet forever. :eek:

Lol, she is so dutch.

Also, you peadophile.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]What, in public?

[/QUOTE]

:lol: No, of course not. Once in the back of this guys car, and once in my friends closet. I think there was one other time, but I was busy with the other girl I mentioned earlier, so yeah...I didn't get in on that 3rd one. :p

Jelle- Were you the one that deleted his account? (I think it was deleted, am I correct on that?)