[url]http://pikeh.tripod.com/truckerspoems.html[/url]

thought I just made that up thinking of country music to songs like [I]Teddy Bear[/I] on rig radio tbh

[i]With big high Stetsons and shiny boots,
Texas Bears were lyin' in wait.
As night rolled in with wind at their backs,
big rigs rolled headin' dead on straight.
The parade grew as the rigs roared on
or white line fever would slow the loads.
Some twenty CB's crackled to life,
a driver or two wanted off the road.

In the coal black dark of a Texas night,
Bears were waitin' with trucks in their sight.
In the median sittin' ever so quiet,
they got the drivers dead to rights.

All of a sudden with complete surprise,
tough ol' drivers got tears in their eyes.
"Do me a favor, stroll easy down the road,
a truck rolled over with a big, heavy load."

The CB suddenly got awful darned quiet
as the parade so somberly passed.
For one more trucker in the silent night,
that big heavy load would be the last. [/i]

haha are we talking about the weird looking friend timjim has again? i remember talking about this and marveling at that fucking guy before.

this is the first i've seen of him and tbh i want to see more

[IMG]http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/297265_10150491978229517_579604516_11335867_769412750_n.jpg[/IMG]

he HAS to be gay.

i mean look at the way he's handling that pole

that girl is not a bitty, shes a manfaced ugo

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZlwTR.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=nodding;18683326][IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/e13h9h.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

best pic ever posted in this thread

[QUOTE=illmitch;18683437][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZlwTR.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

mitch, don't know if you got the memo but I did things with a native american bitch

and asians have lost some luster, not going to lie

:lol: pretty accurate

[QUOTE]I did things with a native american bitch
[/QUOTE]

ew dude

*done stuff with

(I think)

its funny how when you guys try to be funny at my expense that it's not because you cant even get your facts straight

native americans are like, at the bottom of the ethnic ladder, even below mexicans

its funny how when you guys try to be funny at my expense that it's not because you cant even get your facts straight

[quote=beans;18683447]:lol: pretty accurate



ew dude[/quote]
uygh

GTFO MY RACE BRO this is insulting

[QUOTE=adb;18683450]its funny how when you guys try to be funny at my expense that it's not because you cant even get your facts straight[/QUOTE]

that sentence is a train wreck

i got your number nick, i know you inside and out

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18683451]native americans are like, at the bottom of the ethnic ladder, even below mexicans[/QUOTE]

:lol: says the guy who loves viet girls

[QUOTE=adb;18683456]:lol: says the guy who loves viet girls[/QUOTE]

what is that supposed to mean? the vietnamese are p respectable people, native americans are all drunks that no one cares about

[QUOTE]the vietnamese are p respectable people,[/QUOTE]

you're dumb :lol:

every other asian race looks down upon them

and the girl I boned never drinks, she thought it was stupid. Too bad she was nuts regardless

that's because of how far south they are derp

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18683455]i got your number nick, i know you inside and out[/QUOTE]

its funny how when you guys try to be funny at my expense that it's not because you cant even get your facts straight

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/HhOYv.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=illmitch;18683437][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZlwTR.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

that flowchart is amazing

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/K9z2c.png[/IMG]

its funny how when you guys try to be funny at my expense that it's not because you cant even get your facts straight

you pretended to be your ex gf

fact

lol

[IMG]http://i54.tinypic.com/6rivmg.png[/IMG]

lol these flow charts are awesome

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/24lMY.png[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/lNKOR.gif[/IMG]

0/10 possibly worst attempt ever

[QUOTE=illmitch;18683437][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZlwTR.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

best

[IMG]http://i55.tinypic.com/5bwff4.png[/IMG]

mappy on women:

is she pretty?

yes:
too afraid to hit it

no:
too afraid to hit it

hahaha yes