Dude, are you stupid? Who would call their girlfriend that?

Hello! Just got back from a *checks watch* really long guitar break. It felt so good to play after not playing for such a long time; 3 weeks! What are guys talking about, now? I read something about Paper Mario?

NP: Children of Bodom - Angels Don't Kill
([I]pick me up from the gutter with a gentle kiss...[/I])
Awesome song.

[QUOTE=Superpeer]Names not appropriate as nick names for girlfriends:

Piglet
Piggy
Porky



Nearly got my arm broken there.[/QUOTE]

:lol: I'm sure...

[QUOTE=Superpeer]Names not appropriate as nick names for girlfriends:

Piglet
Piggy
Porky



Nearly got my arm broken there.[/QUOTE]

i would laugh if the girl who almost broke your arm is named Peggy.

[QUOTE]Dude, are you stupid? Who would call their girlfriend that?[/QUOTE]


Me. :upset:

I like to tease her. She likes to perform wrestle moves and break my fingers in return.



[QUOTE]i would laugh if the girl who almost broke your arm is named Peggy.[/QUOTE]

Nope.

refl, I accidentally edited in my answer in your post.

Ive called my girlfriends worse than that, it is amazing that my previous girlfriend i had for almost 3 years before we called it quits.

Come to think of it, its amazing i have any friends at all hahahaha

[QUOTE=Taste_My_Scythe]Hello! Just got back from a *checks watch* really long guitar break. It felt so good to play after not playing for such a long time; 3 weeks! What are guys talking about, now? I read something about Paper Mario?

NP: Children of Bodom - Angels Don't Kill
([I]pick me up from the gutter with a gentle kiss...[/I])
Awesome song.



:lol: I'm sure...[/QUOTE]

You hadn't played in 3 WEEKS?! Per shame, babe. Per shame, indeed.

Taste My Scythe- Where're you from again?

Jelle- Meh, fingers for namecalling...Id the say good outwieghs the bad here. :p

[QUOTE]Nearly got my arm broken there.[/QUOTE]
Fu[B][I][/B][/I]cking Porky? You deserved it.
[QUOTE]Hello! Just got back from a *checks watch* really long guitar break. It felt so good to play after not playing for such a long time; 3 weeks![/QUOTE]
Hey TMS. I did something like that last night, but it wasnt very long. I ought to have an atleast 2 hour long one tonight, because I havent been playing at all.
[QUOTE]What are guys talking about, now? I read something about Paper Mario?[/QUOTE]Hallucinogenic cough medicine

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Taste My Scythe- Where're you from again?

Jelle- Meh, fingers for namecalling...Id the say good outwieghs the bad here. :p[/QUOTE]


She nearly dislocated my arm as well. But don't worry, I'll get her back. /hurts girls :)

[QUOTE=EvenStillRix]

Hey TMS. I did something like that last night, but it wasnt very long. I ought to have an atleast 2 hour long one tonight, because I havent been playing at all.
Hallucinogenic cough medicine[/QUOTE]

Sup. Well, I haven't played for more than 3 weeks (Italy). Today I played for.....5 hours. :D Nonstop. I feel great. :p

Cough medicine? Awesome!

[QUOTE=ICB]You hadn't played in 3 WEEKS?! Per shame, babe. Per shame, indeed.[/QUOTE]

Italy, "babe".

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]Taste My Scythe- Where're you from again?
[/QUOTE]

Why do you ask?

Dude, down half a bottle of nyquil (my stepmom made me when I had a bad cold a month ago).

It works wooooonnnnndddeeerrrrssss.

[QUOTE=ICB]Dude, down half a bottle of nyquil (my stepmom made me when I had a bad cold a month ago).

It works wooooonnnnndddeeerrrrssss.[/QUOTE]

NyQuil just makes you pass out.

[QUOTE=Taste_My_Scythe]Sup. Well, I haven't played for more than 3 weeks (Italy). Today I played for.....5 hours. :D Nonstop. I feel great. :p

Cough medicine? Awesome!



Italy, "babe".



Why do you ask?[/QUOTE]

That ain't no excuse "BABE". :lol: Why didn't you take a guitar with you/buy one there?

(to post above)

That was the "wonders" I was talking about. Refl.

Everything gets a little incoherent, too...

[QUOTE]She nearly dislocated my arm as well. But don't worry, I'll get her back. /hurts girls [/QUOTE]

Don't we all?
[QUOTE]Why do you ask?[/QUOTE]

Because I'm a pedophile. :rolleyes:

I don't know, I just like to know where everyone is from. Kinda like knowing everyone's real name. It makes this thread seem a little more community-like. I'm sure Jumbucket would agree. :p


EDIT: Since we're on the topic of OTC drugs that get abused far too often, Vicks Vaporub will make you smell like an old man. It's my favorite drug to exploit. :D

I've been distracted by other things and a slight temporary disinterest in music. I should rock out tonight, get song of my riffs into songs and throw in some solos.


EDIT: I don't have any NyQuil. I really wish I did.

[QUOTE=ICB]That ain't no excuse "BABE". :lol: Why didn't you take a guitar with you/buy one there?

(to post above)

That was the "wonders" I was talking about. Refl.

Everything gets a little incoherent, too...[/QUOTE]

Because I couldn't! I don't want my guitar in the hands of some jerkoff who might break it, and also, holding a guitar on my lap for the 10 hour flight wouldn't exactly be awesome. Would if I could, "babe".

[QUOTE=EvenStillRix]


EDIT: I don't have any NyQuil. I really wish I did.[/QUOTE]

I know, great stuff, isn't it?

[QUOTE=Taste_My_Scythe]Because I couldn't! I don't want my guitar in the hands of some jerkoff who might break it, and also, holding a guitar on my lap for the 10 hour flight wouldn't exactly be awesome. Would if I could, "babe".



I know, great stuff, isn't it?[/QUOTE]

I see. "babe". That's a bummer.

NP: Killswitch Engage- My Last Serenade

[QUOTE=ICB]NP: Killswitch Engage- My Last Serenade[/QUOTE]
Jesse or Howard?

[QUOTE=ICB]I see. "babe". That's a bummer.

NP: Killswitch Engage- My Last Serenade[/QUOTE]

Definately. Got class now. See ya later.

? Class? Why? It's summer? :confused:

She goes to [I]speshul[/I] class.

[url=http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=PIIDB&r=f]For those of you who don't know, here's what PIIDB stands for.[/url] :p

EDIT: Hmm...Those are somewhat explicit, should I unlink?

My parents bought me a car yesterday. It was totally out of the blue, as I had just borrowed money to buy a guitar and I thought they weren't going to buy me anything until I paid off the guitar. But I was wrong, came home from school, and there it was sitting in the yard. A 1989 Ford Escort, colour - white, transmission - standard, looks - like sh[I]i[/I]t, but it still runs. Cost $1,200. I love the freedom. :smoke:

How much would you pay for a shot at a bar? A friend is asking me as I assume he plans on selling shots at a party he's going to.

1.50 if you put cool food coloring in them. :)

EDIT: Actually, you should be a good* friend and tell him that he/she shouldn't be selling liquor.
















*friend with no balls

ha! I'll recommend he does that. I'm not going to the party and if I was I'd make him give it to me for free. Plus he will be able to make a shi[b][i][/b][/i]t load doing that.

Am I correct in thinking el is the in Mexican?

Si mon, buey.

EDIT: Yessarge.

[QUOTE=Superpeer]She nearly dislocated my arm as well. But don't worry, I'll get her back. /hurts girls :)[/QUOTE]

Dude, you would actually call your GF a "porker"?

/sometimes calls his gf a "nazi" because her family is from Germany

Well, maybe I'm not one to talk.

:lol:

Me and my ex-notgirlfriend,butwewereclose,justnottechnncallydating had name-calling contests that usually involved me saying something about math (because we were in math class toghether) then she would respond with something like "Your mom is the cubed root of 64." Then I would come back with "Your face is the cubed root of 64." "Your moms [I]face[/I] is the cubed root of 64."

Me- "My mom's face isn't a freaking number!"

/cries :emo:

Man. She was hot. :D