I like lesbian pron because it's more sensual.

I bet you [I]make love [/I]instead of f[I]u[/I]ck too, you sissy.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15576692]I like lesbian pron because it's more sensual.[/QUOTE]

Exactly.

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15576694]I bet you [I]make love [/I]instead of f[I]u[/I]ck too, you sissy.[/QUOTE]

Yes, yes I do.


[size=1]Which is more than you do in any case ^_^[/size]

Oh, go light some scented candles and take a bath together and oil each other in you pansies

In regards to a lady:
That sounds pretty nice actually.

And after that we can cuddle and talk =)

Cuddling is the best part of sex amirite!

[QUOTE=Apocalypticon;15576671]R&M I need cheering up. I [I]f[/I]ucked up my computer bad yesterday and don't know what to do.

And this animal photographs discussion isn't cheering me up because I just watched some animal photographs and didn't feel any better.[/QUOTE]

How are you posting if you fu[size=2]cked up your computer?[/size]

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;15576721]Cuddling is the best part of sex amirite![/QUOTE]
close. orgasm is still the best of course. all the work getting there can be good or bad, but cuddling is almost always good.

I have many computers. I only f[I]u[/I]cked up my good one.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15576710]In regards to a lady:
That sounds pretty nice actually.

And after that we can cuddle and talk =)[/QUOTE]

lol Vince, I'd make more fun of you, but

I actually like the sweet stuff and the cuddling and the talking, but the sex itself is pretty much raw lust for me, not much emotion there.

This is what makes the sex good. I mean, no one has sex like in Hollywood films.

[QUOTE=Apocalypticon;15576727]I have many computers. I only f[I]u[/I]cked up my good one.[/QUOTE]

True.

How'd you do it?

with the chandelier in the computer room

[QUOTE=Apocalypticon;15576671]R&M I need cheering up. I [I]f[/I]ucked up my computer bad yesterday and don't know what to do.

And this porn discussion isn't cheering me up because I just watched some porn and didn't feel any better.[/QUOTE]
({)

Tends to happen. I'd hate if I lost all my music but it'd be a good reason to start purchasing it!

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15576734]lol Vince, I'd make more fun of you, but

I actually like the sweet stuff and the cuddling and the talking, but the sex itself is pretty much raw lust for me, not much emotion there.

This is what makes the sex good. I mean, no one has sex like in Hollywood films.[/QUOTE]
you just have to work towards it it's ok jelle i'm sure one day you'll grow up :)

I thought all sex was like sex in "Revenge of the Nerds" :(

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15576740]you just have to work towards it it's ok jelle i'm sure one day you'll grow up :)[/QUOTE]

No, Vince, because I don't believe in love anymore.

I forget what sex is like.

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15576751]No, Vince, because I don't believe in love anymore.[/QUOTE]
You will when you fall in love again :)
[QUOTE=pate;15576753]I forget what sex is like.[/QUOTE]
Overrated.

Come over. :D

The only thing overrated about sex is oral.

No, Vince, it's all over for me. I've decided to replace womens by red wine.

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15576771]No, Vince, it's all over for me. I've decided to replace womens by red wine.[/QUOTE]

But can red wine make you a sandwich?


I think not.

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;15576769]The only thing overrated about sex is oral.[/QUOTE]
No all of it is overrated.
[QUOTE=Superpeer;15576771]No, Vince, it's all over for me. I've decided to replace womens by red wine.[/QUOTE]
If you can get drunk you can believe in love again :)

Oral is the best.


:(:(:(

Red wine can make a sandwich that much better though.

All women can do is put too much mayo on it.

[QUOTE=TojesDolan;15576738]({)

Tends to happen. I'd hate if I lost all my music but it'd be a good reason to start purchasing it![/QUOTE]

ITS ALL YOUR FAULT TOJES! You told me to get Alcohol 120% and then I did. In the middle of installation my computer just restarted without warning. So I'm like "ok whatever" and being the dumb [I]f[/I]uck that I am I try and install Alcohol 120% again because it didn't work first time, this time it tells me I have to restart my computer in order for it to finish downloading. So I'm like "ok whatever" so I restart it and try running Alcohol 120% as this time it actually installed, however I get an error message saying it won't work. I uninstall it. So of course I'm like "ok whatever, third times a charm" I try and install it again, computer restarts like first time. Now I'm getting worried, I try and log on to uninstall and remove all traces of Alcohol 120% from my computer. I barely log on to my desktop before the computer restarts without warning again. This happens three more times in the next 5-10 minutes. Now I'm really worried. The fourth time I try I just give up and decide to safely turn off computer. Latter the night my sister tries turning it on and gets "The Blue Screen of Death" as it is commonly known. Latter that night I try it again. I get a window saying something messed up and that it probably had to do with new software(of course). So I try running it from last good configuration. No luck, now it won't even get passed the windows loading screen. I also tried running it in safe mode. No luck there either. Basically its screwed. I'll take it to a technician sometime and hopefully the can fix it and not try and rip me off.

On the plus side though when I take it to the technician they should be able to get my Diablo II install disc out of the disc drive that its been jammed in for a week :)

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15576776]No all of it is overrated.

If you can get drunk you can believe in love again :)[/QUOTE]

"Love" dies after a year, two years top. Look at any couple, especially married ones.

Girls' mouths get tired before they get me off so it's pretty anti-climactic.

Either way it's not that great.

[QUOTE=Apocalypticon;15576782]ITS ALL YOUR FAULT TOJES! You told me to get Alcohol 120% and then I did. In the middle of installation my computer just restarted without warning. So I'm like "ok whatever" and being the dumb [I]f[/I]uck that I am I try and install Alcohol 120% again because it didn't work first time, this time it tells me I have to restart my computer in order for it to finish downloading. So I'm like "ok whatever" so I restart it and try running Alcohol 120% as this time it actually installed, however I get an error message saying it won't work. I uninstall it. So of course I'm like "ok whatever, third times a charm" I try and install it again, computer restarts like first time. Now I'm getting worried, I try and log on to uninstall and remove all traces of Alcohol 120% from my computer. I barely log on to my desktop before the computer restarts without warning again. This happens three more times in the next 5-10 minutes. Now I'm really worried. The fourth time I try I just give up and decide to safely turn off computer. Latter the night my sister tries turning it on and gets "The Blue Screen of Death" as it is commonly known. Latter that night I try it again. I get a window saying something messed up and that it probably had to do with new software(of course). So I try running it from last good configuration. No luck, now it won't even get passed the windows loading screen. I also tried running it in safe mode. No luck there either. Basically its screwed. I'll take it to a technician sometime and hopefully the can fix it and not try and rip me off.

On the plus side though when I take it to the technician they should be able to get my Diablo II install disc out of the disc drive that its been jammed in for a week :)[/QUOTE]
repair the OS
[QUOTE=Superpeer;15576786]"Love" dies after a year, two years top. Look at any couple, especially married ones.[/QUOTE]
you're confusing lust and love

[QUOTE]Girls' mouths get tired before they get me off so it's pretty anti-climactic.

Either way it's not that great.[/QUOTE]

It's all good. :upset:

[QUOTE]you're confusing lust and love[/QUOTE]

You're confusing love and friendship.

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15576786]"Love" dies after a year, two years top. Look at any couple, especially married ones.[/QUOTE]

No ****. I'm sitting on four years, and we do it once a month tops. It fukcing sucks blaargh

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15576789]It's all good. :upset:

You're confusing love and friendship.[/QUOTE]
It's ok.

Love is friendship, but more intense.

[QUOTE=Apocalypticon;15576782]So of course I'm like "ok whatever, third times a charm" I try and install it again, computer restarts like first time. [/QUOTE]

Probably should've taken the hint from the first 2 times :(

So did you lose all of the stuff on your HD?

[QUOTE=pate;15576796]No ****. I'm sitting on four years, and we do it once a month tops. It fukcing sucks blaargh[/QUOTE]

cheat on her tbh

[QUOTE]No ****. I'm sitting on four years, and we do it once a month tops. It fukcing sucks blaargh[/QUOTE]

I'm not really talking about sex, but yeah, I'm sure that proves it too.

[QUOTE]It's ok.

Love is friendship, but more intense.[/QUOTE]

I'm just saying that after a while, your love weakens to friendship, [I]if you're lucky[/I]. That is unless you cheat to make break routine.

When did you get such great confidence in love, anyway, you bastard.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15576788]repair the OS[/QUOTE]
How? When it comes to computer I know nothing.

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15576804]I'm just saying that after a while, your love weakens to friendship, [I]if you're lucky[/I]. That is unless you cheat to make break routine.

When did you get such great confidence in love, anyway, you bastard.[/QUOTE]
lol weakens? Oh Jelle. :(

I've always been a romantic. Plus I have to believe in love because I've been in love for like 2 years through (very) bad things and good ones. There's not much that is consistent as that in my entire life.

edit: find the os disks, put them in and boot from disk then it will ask you if you want to repair somewhere in there.

[QUOTE=Apocalypticon;15576813]How? When it comes to computer I know nothing.[/QUOTE]

Change the spark plugs, adjust the intonation, and then test the omnibus.

And check the flux capacitor amirite?